Marriage Jokes

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Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me… and you make them Wife…!!! Your Problem.. !!!

Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?
Hubby: Nahi meri maa…
Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho???

There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow):
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.

Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai… !!!


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