Team’s Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.
So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, “Just what the hell is your secret with the women?”
So Wayne replies, “Well, Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw them forever!”
The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early. When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, “Is that you Wayne?”