• Weird Sex Fact

    A family was all together recently, just hanging around. The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she...

  • Immense Pleasure

    A professor is lecturing his class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities. “Even the most natural and common actions can provide an...

  • The Magic Desk

    Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside...

  • Can I Smell Your Pussy?

    A gorgeousl, size 10 blonde (droooooool) from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into...

  • Holiday Feast

    A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, “I want two tattoos, one on each of...

  • Right in The Groove

    A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the hippy says,...

  • Crumpled up $50K

    A wife asks her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars crumpled up?” She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons...

  • How Beavers Do It

    A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time–and perhaps...

  • My Wife Stinks

    The Russian couple’s sex life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow’s first sex store opened up across the street. “Olga, why don’t...

  • Keep Off The Grass

    A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety...

  • You Bet Your Life

    Groucho Marx supposedly got the hook while hosting a live broadcast of his famous TV quiz show, You Bet Your Life. As this micro-legend has...

  • Good News

    A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies. “Are...

  • Fuck ’em All

    One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation...