• Keep Off The Grass

    A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety...

  • You Bet Your Life

    Groucho Marx supposedly got the hook while hosting a live broadcast of his famous TV quiz show, You Bet Your Life. As this micro-legend has...

  • Good News

    A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies. “Are...

  • Fuck ’em All

    One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation...

  • Arrogant Preppy Son

    There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might...

  • Conceiving Issues?

    Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,”...

  • The Persistent Erection

    A guy walked into the doctor’s office for an appointment. “Would you like to tell me your problem?” the pretty receptionist asked. “I’ll need the...

  • First Come, First Served

    A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are...

  • Slip of The Tongue

    A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and...

  • Compensation For Willy

    A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you...

  • The Sex Trap

    “First,” said the playboy, “I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.” “Oh no you’re not,” said the girl....

  • It’s Too Late…

    The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable. One evening after dinner...

  • Bone Loss!!!

    Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She had a tummy tuck, breast and butt implants, botox, collagen… the works. Ten weeks...