• The Lazy Fisherman

    A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his...

  • Quick and Smart Thinker

    Levine having gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning....

  • Agressive Panhandler

    A panhandling bum is walking along in the theater district just around matinee time. The streets are crowded with people rushing to get in to...

  • Another lunatic!

    “Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.” “How long have you been acting this way?” “Since I was a puppy!” 0shares

  • Snails pace

    A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says: “Can I come in?” The old man says no and kicks the...

  • Whats in name?

    Customer: “Waiter! I asked for Alu Paratha but I find no potatoes in it!” Waiter: “What`s in a name Sir! If you ask for Kashmiri...

  • Rebirth…

    The moment a man entered his office his boss asked “Do you believe in re-birth”. The man answers “Yes” The boss responds “Then, it s...

  • Interviewer s profile…

    A guy goes to an interview. He is asked, “Where would you like to be in our organization”. The candidate replied “In the interview board”....

  • Whose MIL is better?

    Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. Husband: “No, I don`t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine....

  • Sun and the moon!

    Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon ? Pupil: The moon. Teacher: Why ? Pupil: The moon gives us light...

  • Airlines Acronyms Explained

    Alitalia : Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In AtlantaAlitalia : Always Late In Take-off Always Late In ArrivalAmerican : Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces...

  • Round Trip!

    A man walks up to the counter at the airport. “Can I help you?” asks the agent. “I want a round trip ticket,” says the...

  • Flea & a Fly…

    A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned. So what could they do? Said the fly, “Let us flee”. Said the flea, “Let...

  • Oh these females!

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don`t, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are...