• RULES OF THE AIR

    From Australian Aviation magazine: Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull...

  • Drunk Driving?

    I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license… and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I...

  • That’s My Job

    A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.” The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get...

  • What Nonsense

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks...

  • Mock Drill

    A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as “guinea pigs” in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts...

  • Quit Smoking

    Brandon, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette. “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to...

  • Worried Sick!

    The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the...

  • Broken Scrotum!

    A woman named Jill stood up at her church’s Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared...

  • The Greatest Moment

    The nurse approached him, smiling. “The labor is going great,” she said. “Wouldn’t you like to come in?” “Oh, no.” The man shook his head....

  • Young Widow

    To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according...

  • MA in American History

    Finkelman just arrives in America and needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work,...

  • Canary Contest

    Jim strolls into the paint section of B&Q and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary-colored paint,” he says. “Certainly,” says...