• Feed !!

    There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed...

  • Who’s Under The Bed?

    Mike goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he says, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I...

  • Spy!!

    A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take...

  • Barbie!

    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter`s birthday and he hadn`t bought her a present. He drove to...

  • Not yet!

    A 65 year old woman who has a baby with the help of a fertility specialist. All her relatives come to visit and meet the...

  • Tuxedo!

    Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for...

  • Prayer

    A farmer was in town at noon and went intoa a restaurant for a hamburger and french fries. When he was served, he quietly bowed...

  • Perfume!!!

    A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her...

  • Legacy

    Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, “Hey, how come you look...

  • KGB HQ

    The phone rings at KGB headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this KGB?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as...

  • Words of Wisdom

    In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They...

  • Too Tall!

    A lady had a height problem, she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk...

  • RULES OF THE AIR

    From Australian Aviation magazine: Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull...

  • Drunk Driving?

    I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license… and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I...