• Weapons of The Gods

    Wife: Darling, I have a question. When Hindu God’s Shiva and Parvati stand together, Shiva always has a “Thrishulam”. When Vishnu and Lakshmi stand together,...

  • Repeat performance!

    A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it. One of the Doctors, in an...

  • Only donkey …

    A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where...

  • Money,money,money…

    The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for a hundred rupees. “Money, money, money!”...

  • Married men only

    In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called...

  • Please get up!

    Once a newly married couple had a quarrel as a consequence of which, all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his...

  • Dinner guest…

    “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper,” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn`t...

  • Mushrooms or….?

    Tim: Sam, I hear you just got married again. Sam: Yes, for the fourth time. Tim: What happened to your first three wives? Sam: They...

  • Suspecting wife!

    A farmer’s wife was terribly jealous. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection. When she would find even a single hair...

  • Older Lovers…

    Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about “the good old days”.Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,...

  • Those four letter words…

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.“Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked...

  • Attractive wife?

    Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a...

  • Wishing Well!

    A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a...

  • Stand apart!

    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men...

  • Farmer s mule…

    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to...