• Sun Downer

    Santa: “Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?” Banta “It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see...

  • Who is online?

    Santa calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!”The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child...

  • For a job!

    Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he came to the column...

  • B side…

    Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing...

  • Give a ring!

    Santa`s girlfriend asked Santa, “Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” “Sure” replied Santa “What’s your phone number?” 0shares

  • ID please!

    Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. Mrs Santa opened her handbag, took out...

  • Damn fools!

    Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers] Santa : You are a fool Banta : And you are a damn fool. Judge : As the...

  • Well prepared…

    Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: “Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.” “Good” replied Banta,...

  • Train to Ludhiana !

    Santa and Banta are in a railway station. Santa asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the Railway TT. “Can...

  • Sun at night ?

    Santa :”Yaar, where does the sun go at night ?” Banta :”It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot...