Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?

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Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Ladki: “Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?

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Baba: “Tum Narak Mein Jaogi

Ladki: “Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?

Baba: “Chalak Ladki, Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Hai

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Ladki: Baba Agr Mai Boyfrnd Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga? B: Narak Mei Jaogi. L: Aur Apke Sath? B: Chalak Ladki Swarg Mei Jana Chahti Hai

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75 Comments

  1. dil b says:

    divya tum swarg mein jana chahti ho ya narak mein

    1. divya says:

      dil b maine koi paap nhi kiya hai to mai to swarg mai hi jaaungi or jaana bhi wahi chahungi

  2. dil b says:

    hi rajni tumhe kaha jana hai

  3. Miku says:

    Baba bakkchod hote hai aur unke jokes bhi

  4. Prince of darkness says:

    Its nt so fny

  5. naughty hotty says:

    Suna hua h…..

    hi 2 all uuummmaaaa!!!

    1. acky says:

      hey naughty….

    2. divya says:

      naughty hotty tumhari kissi to hum sab ki jaan le legi kyu sahi kaha na maine frnds

      1. acky says:

        you are so right divya ji…….

  6. shabnam says:

    wakai baba ke chodne se ladki swarg hi jayegi kyonki baba tarah-2 ke aasan chodne ke liye prayog me layenge jis se ladki ko to swarg ka hi anand milega. Kehte bhi to hain OLD IS GOLD. Vaise bhi baba log to chodu hote hi hain.

  7. rahulmalhotra says:

    Chalak ladki nahi…. baba Ramdev hai……! vaise ek bat aur batau to mere sath sex karke bhi swarg me hi jayegi koi bhi ladki….!! so any girl who want to enter swarg can connect me!

  8. rajini says:

    Baba Ram Dev se to aisi ummeed nahi thi.

    1. amrish saxena says:

      rajini aise baba pe kabhi bharosa mat karna .tumhe pata bhi nahi lagega aur swerg bhej denge..

  9. rajini says:

    admin bhaia mere jokes ka kya hua? Kab post karoge ? Plz reply.

  10. acky says:

    This baba is so smart he himself wants to go into heaven. Girls beware such BABAS………

  11. acky says:

    Hey aaliya dear no msg from you today.

    i hope you are alright.

    Missing you sweetheart……

    1. divya says:

      oye Acky tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhe bhoolne ki bolo

    2. divya says:

      acky ji mai tumhe bhul jaau ye ho nhi sakta or tum mujhe bhul jaao ye mai hone nhi dungi (ye kaisa laga bura laga to srry)

      1. acky says:

        divya ji we all here to enjoy and there is nothing wrong in your comments. You seem like nice girl to me.

        so enjoy being you……….

  12. deepak says:

    Tharki baba hai bt. Apko particularly baba ramdev ka naam nahi likhna chahiye tha.

    Uski jagah simple baba bhi likha ja sakta tha.Btw nice joke

    hii divya aaliya chocobebo admin tum sab kaise ho…

    1. divya says:

      hi Deepak hum thik hai

      ramdev ka naam nhi lena chahiye tha DEEPAK BABA ka naam lena chahiye tha

      1. acky says:

        Divya tumne to baja dali bechare deepak ki……….

  13. deepak says:

    Priyanka main aapki ichha jarur poori karunga.

    Admin ji mera kal wala suhagrat joke kb post kroge?

    1. admin says:

      Usko modify karna hai jarur publish hoga bhai but it will take some time

  14. Rashid says:

    Shabnam,110% tu ladka hai, wo bhi ghatia.
    aise comments sirf ghatia log hi kar sakte hain

    1. divya says:

      Rashid ji aap kaise ho aap Shabnam ko percentage mai kyu tol rhe ho ye achhi baat nhi

  15. Kunnu says:

    agar swarg mein jana chahati ho toh apna mob number and address bhejo ….

  16. Hot boy says:

    Priyanka tum aake mujhse sex karo mai tmhe swarag dila dunga

  17. deepak says:

    Divya dear bus mein to main vaise bhi nahi chadta. Vo 6 saal pehle ki ghatna thi. Main to metro ya phir apni bullet pe hi travel krta hu.

    Aur rahi baat cheda khaani ki to bus main boys k saath koi kuch nahi kr skta.

    Ab to metro mein bhi alag se ladies compartment ban gaya hai ladkiyan to dekhne ko bhi nahi milti cheda khaani to boht door ki baat hai

  18. amrish saxena says:

    to aa jao mere pass. swerg se bhi achhi jageh bhej dunga.kab jana chahti ho.

  19. deepak says:

    Rajni ji jisse aap ummeed rakhoge vohi apki ummeed k khilaf kam krega isliye don't expect anything from others

  20. deepak says:

    Shabnam ji aap kitne tariko k baare me jaante ho jara vistaar se bataiye?

  21. Nishat Syeed says:

    eisiliye kehte hai , apna kidney (brain) prayog karo

  22. ashay says:

    baba harami nikla

  23. divya says:

    Admin ji aap users se baat kyu nhi karte the kya aapko hum sab se baat karna achha nhi lagta

    1. admin says:

      Divya ji tab aap jaisi users nahi thhe na

      1. divya says:

        o thanks Admin uff Sameer ji

  24. acky says:

    a girl went to baba:-
    Girl: Baba me future dekhana chahti hoon plz help me.
    Baba: Ok pahle apne kapde utar ke ghodi ban jao.
    Girl: lagta hai aap mere saath sex karne wale hai.
    Baba: Dekha future dikhne laga na ???????

  25. deepak says:

    Ok admin bhai jaisa aap chaho

    'n divya main itna b tharki nahi hu ki ap mujhe us baba ki jagah rakh rhe ho

  26. gauri says:

    oh really ……..baba ka jugaad.

    1. acky says:

      hey gouri, i like this name very much it always reminds me my first crush in school….. (pahla nasha pahla ghuar naya yar hai ……….)

  27. gauri says:

    ……baba ka jugaad.

  28. Divya says:

    Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhh love u alllll.

    1. divya says:

      Divya aapna naam change kar lo yaar ya to divya ke aage kuch or laga do qki mera naam bhi divya hai plz

      1. Sameer says:

        Are naam me kya rakha hai?

  29. deepak says:

    Divya plz. Reply to my above comments

  30. tina says:

    aaz kal k sare baba aise hi hai… jhoothe

  31. tina says:

    q tumne swarg bhejne ka theka le rakha hai kya ?

  32. shabnam says:

    Rashid miyan is site par kya aur girls aise comnts nahi deti hain kya agar maine bhi maza lene ke liye aisa comnt paas kar diya to isme tumhe kya takleef hai? Mujhe to ye samajh nahi aata ki har musalman ladka mujhe yahi kehta hai ki tum ladki nahi ho, shayad unko feel hota hai ki ek muslim ladki aise comnt kaise deth hai. Agar sabko achcha nahi lagta to main aaj se comnt nahi dungi. Sabhi friends ko mera aakhri salam. Bye……

    1. acky says:

      Dear shabnam If any person doesn't like your comments then he should not read them but they dont have right to make you stop from doing so. I personally feel that you use very open words………. it doesn't mean than you stop enjoying yourself. keep Messaging…..

    2. shashank rock says:

      nahi sbnm yeh bat galat h*
      aakhi salaam mt dena*
      coz i like ur cmments !

    3. Dil Jani says:

      Ari Shabo aisa zulm nahein karo yaar . dekho maza leine mein aur comments deine mein mazahab kahan se aagiya ,
      mein bhi muslim hoon aur yahn khoob maza leita hoon .aplogon ke comments padh ke joke padhne see ziyada maza ata hai …….. iss liye please keep making comments woh bhi garam garam .. ok
      jani

    4. yusuf says:

      aisi koi bat nahi hoti sabnam.

  33. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Naughty Hotty me to tume zamin pe hi zannat ki sair kara sakta hu bas ek baar sea ka mauka do

  34. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Divya darling…
    tumare naam se koi or b comment kar rha hai kya
    agar aisa hai to ADMIN ji meri aapse gujaris hai ki uske comment approve na kiye jaye…
    aakhir DIVYA me to hamari jaan basti hai or hum apni jaan ko kisi k sath share nhi karna chahte

  35. yukti says:

    ladke s leke baba tak sab saath saath hai

  36. pia says:

    ladki jaye na jaye baba jarur nark me jayega

    1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Pia,ye kalyug hai lakh burai kare baba log

      lekin swarg me entry ki jugad fit kiye

      rahte hai..

      1. Admin (Sameer) says:

        Sab Swarag aur Narak yahi hai

        1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

          @Admin(Sameer),yaar ek dum sahi bole..

          ek botal wine mil jaye to yaha jannat

          hi jannat hai…

          1. Admin (Sameer) says:

            Aur agar do mil jaye to Narak hehehe

    2. sahil says:

      yes u r correct

  37. jay says:

    pia ji aap ki baat sahi hai sare baba log narak me hi jaege jo ladkio ke sath sex aasan karte hai, ladko ke hote hue.

  38. Dhaval says:

    jis ladki ko swarg me jana ho wo mere pas aa jaye…

  39. balaji says:

    shabnam tum to bura man gai yarrrrrrrrr just chillllllllllllllllllllllllll

  40. Raaz says:

    aur jis ko narak me jana hai wo mer paas aajaye

  41. Raaz says:

    to mob. Kya apni gaand me dalega

  42. sagitmay says:

    baba hi to baba ke bhesh me maje le rahe hai hum land apne hath se pakadkar bate hai ki hamse bhi koi sex kare

  43. Gangwar says:

    Kaash mai bhi Baba hota

  44. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    baba raam dev baal brahamachaari hain………..

  45. =>gokul says:

    swarg main jana ya nark main but enjoy karna hai to plz mere saath sex kar k dekho any girl…

  46. amit singh says:

    ramdev to hinjad hai

    mere sath sex karo

    turant hi swarg dikhai dega

  47. arwind says:

    padai me kya rakha hai bhavnao ko samjho

  48. Amardeep pathak says:

    swarg me jaye ya narak me pahle maze to le le.

  49. mac says:

    Haaa

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