Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl

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Wife: “I Met A Doctor Today & He Says, I Have Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl.

Husband: “Ohh And What Did He Say About 50 Years Old Ass Hole?

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Wife Smile And Replied: “Nothing, We Didn’t Talk About You

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Wife- I Met A Doctor 2day n He Says I've Breasts Of A 25 Yr Old Gal. Husbnd: Wt Did He Say Abt 50 Yr Old Ass Hole? Wife- Nothing We Didn Talk Abt U

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55 Comments

  1. Monica Sharma says:

    :))

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Teacher:-Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts K Nam Ate Ho,Jaise

      1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna.

      2-Hath Pair Marna.

      .
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      Santa-Sir..”Gand Me Ungli Krna”.. ;D

      1. deleted says:

        jay gud joke….

      2. Himanshu.THe.DON says:

        Admin bro is site ka control hamare pyar JAY ko kyu nai de dete? Bcoz vo daily 1-2 acha joke suna hi deta ha. Aur aapdono me kuch smilrity bi ha jaise aap dono hi L and G lena pasand karte ho and shayri ke mamle me bhi jay achi khasi shayri likh leta ha etc ???

      3. Lalitmangla says:

        Acchha hai

  2. Anuj says:

    hehhehehehhehehhehehehhehehhehehehehehhe

  3. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    he he he he he he….badhiya…! tit(s) for tat… lol

  4. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehe….

  5. Sujeet says:

    Secretary Apne Boss se:
    Sir Aap ki biwi mujhe
    itni shak bhari nazro
    se kyo dekh rahi hai ?
    .
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    . Boss: Kyo ki tumse
    pehle wo meri Secretary thi..

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Soch rha hun ek seceretry rkh loon. Hot……… very hot…….

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Good

  6. Priya Sinha says:

    Moral . . Wife se panga mat lo . .

    1. Cobra says:

      Seceretary jhakas ho.

  7. Sujeet says:

    adka propose mare toh ladki k
    5 jawab ho sakte hai
    1. No
    .
    2. Yes
    . 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
    .
    4. I m engaged
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    5. I love someone else…
    . Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke
    k 5 jawab
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    1. Haa
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    2. Yes .
    3. Ok
    .
    4. Alright
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    5. Me 2 .
    Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariyahota
    hai…!! :P

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Ladkiyo ka yhi to drama hai dil me yes hoton pe naa………

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Thik kaha

  8. Deleted says:

    Admin ne apni kahani sunai h hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Haan Bhai, Bilkul Sahi Kaha Tune… Par Tujhe Kaise Pata Ki Main Doctor Tha

      Hmm Abe Kahi Vo Pati Tu To Nahi Tha …….. Heheheheheh CNW

      1. deleted says:

        saale mein dr. tha tu husband tha….

  9. diganta says:

    Hahaha a6ha hai

  10. Jay ♥ says:

    Banta apni biwi se: Aah aah tangen kholo,
    or kholo,or or zyada kholo pls,.
    .
    .

    Biwi: Ab kya TATTE bhi andr dalne hain kya,
    .
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    Banta: Nahi waaps bahar nekalne hain……. :D

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      ha ha ha ha ha…badhiya…! bechara…banta!

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      To ghusaya hi kyon tha

  11. zeeshan says:

    ha bhai admin aaj kuch dang ka joke likha hai…..

  12. Alok* Gupta says:

    Gud even. frnds kaise ho aap log. Navya kahan ho ?

    1. navya says:

      yahi hu

  13. navya says:

    nic one

  14. deleted says:

    Kaise Andaz-e-Shouq se kah diya tumne ALVIDA….!

    Jaise sadiyo se tere dil pe koi BOJH the HUM….!

    1. deepak says:

      Really grt…

      1. Wanted says:

        V nice

  15. deepak says:

    I hate it wen any1 Hurts my Friends..

    Bcoz, wen they r Hurt,
    they bcum Sad&
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    wen they bcum Sad..
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    Fir to bas Over-acting dekh lo unki..! ;-)

    1. zeeshan says:

      hehe

    2. deleted says:

      hahaha

      ^_^

    3. Lalitmangla says:

      Hahaha

  16. sam says:

    hehehehehehe kya bakwas hai yrrrr

  17. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Hehehehe

  18. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    jay bhai again gud 1..!

  19. Priya says:

    good night all……

  20. deepak says:

    Chalo so jate hain ab fir kisi sach ki talash me
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    Subah uth kr phir is jhoothi duniya ka deedar krna h…”
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    @gd n8 sd tc@

    1. deleted says:

      kya baat h …….bahut gahri baat ki h deepu…..

      1. deepak says:

        GOOD MORNING….RAKESH BRO….,

  21. Dhiraj* says:

    @Deepak,..u think so 9ice!!
    ..tumhari dosti mein ek nasha hai..to hum nasha kyun krein!!
    ……………………………
    @jay,..tum kitne dildar aur mere yaar ho..!!
    ..tumhari yaari k hum diwane the..hain aur humesha rahenge!!
    …………………………….
    ………latest gita saar………
    ..na girlfriend leke aae the..na girlfriend leke jaoge..
    ..pyaar tha iss dil mein thoda km..beshk pyaar badha k jaoge!!
    …………….****G@@D 9YTT!!****………………

    1. deepak says:

      Thnx Dear…
      GOOD MORNING….

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        @Deepak,tumhein bhi acchi aur pyaari! subah!!tc

  22. Dhiraj* says:

    I*…L*O*V*E….Y*O*U
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    L*…O*V*E….Y*O*U
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    O*…V*E….Y*O*U
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    V*…*E….Y*O*U
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    E*…*….Y*O*U
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    Y*……*O*U
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    O*…..*U
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    U*….*
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    Recieved by ur Heart!!

  23. Lalitmangla says:

    Good one

    1. deepak says:

      Lalit bro, hw r u..?

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        I m fine tum sunao

  24. deleted says:

    Ufff, wo naram labo’n ka dheere se ye kehna
    Ab jaane bhi do, koi dekh na le..

  25. deleted says:

    Bas yoon hi guzar rha hoon,wo sab yaad kar kar ke..,
    In aankhon ko dekho…
    jal bhi rhi hain,beh b rhi hain….

    1. deepak says:

      Dard e dil ki numaish kuch is tarah ho gayi hum se…
      Juban khamosh thi…
      Niagah ne sb bayan kr diya..

      1. Admin says:

        “Jo Kahta Tha Kabhi Ki Ye Jheel Ki Aankho Mein Dubne Ka Dil Karta Hai, Aaj Vo Na Jane Kis Samunder Ki Gahraiyo Mein Khud Dooba Baitha Hai”

        Writte By Shivani Kapoor :p

      2. Jay ♥ says:

        @ Admin bro.
        Unki (Shiwani Kappor) Aankhe Humko jheel nahi Samundar Jaisi lagti hai.
        Tabhi to hum unme utarney se dartey hai ki kahi Hum Doob na jaaye :p

  26. Prity saxena says:

    Waah deepak achchha hai.goodmorning all friends

  27. Neeraj das says:

    Hi friends g morning i m new here i m joining nvegjokes since today my friends told me that it is a platform for entertainment ,entertainment,entertainment.aur sab visitors entertenment hai

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