Call-Girl & Teaching Job

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology

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Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.

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Calgrl n A Tcher Job. Principal- Can U Teach Zoology Biology Geology Physiology. CG- No I Can Teach Only Chus-Loji Chat-Loji Dal-Loji Nikal-Loji

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  1. Dhiraj says:

    abe bhosdike tu admission lega… bhosdike tu mere kabje main hai bhosdike….dekhta hoon kaise admission leta hai bosdike…..chal ab bahut ho gaya bhosdike….chal ab jaldi se bol de bhosdike….bhosdike kise kah raha hoon …bosdike….jay tujhe kah raha..hoon….abe…bhosdike…I LOVE U…bol mujhe….bhosdike..apna khyal rakhna….aur bhosdike…miss u…love u…muahh!!!..haan ek aur baat ghoncu….thoda body shody bana le…nahi to teri aisi pitayi karunga…rona band kar dega…hahahhahahahhahahahah!!!!!!

  2. Dhiraj says:

    dar gaya bhosdike..hehehehehe….dekh liya …yanhi se training lee hai…aur delly belly se…hahahahah!!!..aur teri PEARL..kanha hai aajkal dikhti nahi….bol diyo use agar agli baar teri aur line maarne ki koshish kari to usko kidnap kar lunga…hehehehehe!!!…

  3. pearl says:

    @del, where r u ..m missing u so much…god bless u my lost friend…
    @jay,….abhi mere pass kuch kahne k liye nahi….bus itna kahna hai…janha bhi raho..kush raho..kisi apne ko hamesha dil mein saja k rakho..usko hamesha pyaar do..pearl only want one thing frm god ur happiness…pearl will never say u..that she will love u…coz she will luvs u 4ever…coz u were the only one who hold my heart…when once it was alone in this world…..dear tumhi the jisne iss dil ki dhadkno ko feel kiya tha…jay last but not least ..mujhe kabhi mat bhulna….jay bus itna hi tha kahne ko par hai iss dil mein tumhare liye bahut kucch…jay..gudnight…sweetdreams….tc jay..jay tc:)

    1. mukesh says:

      hi! ji aapko pta hai judai ka dard kya hota hai koi baat nai ek din usko bhi aapki itni hi yaad aayegi jitna aap miss karte ho.and allways be happy d”t worry

  4. Raj Bindaas says:

    hehehe aisi teacher ka mujhe sakht jarurat hai koi to help kar do salo buhuhuhuhu tanha jiya na jaye tanha jiya na jaye aage ka line bhul gya

    note – jaise har frnd jaruri hota h waise har cmt v jaruri hota hai chahe usme dum ho ya na ho bt cmt dena jaruri hota hai

        1. Admin says:

          tabiyat thik hai, bas sites ko ek dusre server par move kar raha hu that is why late lag raha hai,
          par meri piche 2 weeks ki fast performance ko dekh kar ye kadva ghoot pee lo hehehehe

    1. Wanted says:

      are, kaisa chek up ?? khi tu…. nhi, nhi, aisa nhi ho skta. tu to bhut srif hai.hehehehe.

      waise kya hua tujhe ? god se pray krunga ki jldi thik ho jao. bhut miss kiya, 2mhe or 2mhari shayri ko.

      1. Deleted says:

        @ WANTED I met an accident in June when a mahindra max driver hit my Yamaha FZ from front .
        I m on bed since after my operation. 3more months to be fit. My leg has broken badly .

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @jay..tum to kafi nautanki baaj ho…kabi mera naam pehla likha karte the..ab rashii di…kucch goodbad(gadbad)..jaroor hai..chalo rashii di ko tum rakh lo…ab mujhe dhood na padegga…..
    @rashii di,tumne to mujhe akela kar diya…..umhu..umhu..umhu..!!..

  6. addy says:

    hello friends…

    rashii ji ab ap kaise ho? pain kuz kam hua apka. medicine ligeyga ap jalad thik ho jayegi. tc…

    hps ji ap kaise ho? hum apko nahi bhule wo thora kam kuch jada tha isliye.

    yeh joke parkar lagta hai teacher kafi sexy or hot hogi…

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