Call-Girl & Teaching Job

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Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology

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Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.

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Calgrl n A Tcher Job. Principal- Can U Teach Zoology Biology Geology Physiology. CG- No I Can Teach Only Chus-Loji Chat-Loji Dal-Loji Nikal-Loji

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39 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    hehehehe

    mujhe v us school me padna hai.

    1. Matrix says:

      kyu tu call boy hai kya hehe……..

      1. Wanted says:

        yaar, tu sbko apne trah q samajhta hai ;)

      2. Matrix says:

        ye to muje puchna chayiye tha. :P

  2. Veer G says:

    ye loli kya hota hai

  3. Jay says:

    Hmmmmmmm……..Ye Sab New Syllabus ke subject hai kya ?????
    Tab to mujhe bhi us school me admission lena padega……hehehehe

    1. Wanted says:

      dekha jay, hmare vichar kitne milte hai. ise khte hai- true frndship :)

      1. Jay says:

        Haa Bro. tum sahi kah raha hai..Aur humari pasand v ek hai:))

  4. Dhiraj says:

    whatt!!!

  5. Dhiraj says:

    abe bhosdike tu admission lega… bhosdike tu mere kabje main hai bhosdike….dekhta hoon kaise admission leta hai bosdike…..chal ab bahut ho gaya bhosdike….chal ab jaldi se bol de bhosdike….bhosdike kise kah raha hoon …bosdike….jay tujhe kah raha..hoon….abe…bhosdike…I LOVE U…bol mujhe….bhosdike..apna khyal rakhna….aur bhosdike…miss u…love u…muahh!!!..haan ek aur baat ghoncu….thoda body shody bana le…nahi to teri aisi pitayi karunga…rona band kar dega…hahahhahahahhahahahah!!!!!!

  6. Dhiraj says:

    dar gaya bhosdike..hehehehehe….dekh liya …yanhi se training lee hai…aur delly belly se…hahahahah!!!..aur teri PEARL..kanha hai aajkal dikhti nahi….bol diyo use agar agli baar teri aur line maarne ki koshish kari to usko kidnap kar lunga…hehehehehe!!!…

  7. pearl says:

    @del, where r u ..m missing u so much…god bless u my lost friend…
    @jay,….abhi mere pass kuch kahne k liye nahi….bus itna kahna hai…janha bhi raho..kush raho..kisi apne ko hamesha dil mein saja k rakho..usko hamesha pyaar do..pearl only want one thing frm god ur happiness…pearl will never say u..that she will love u…coz she will luvs u 4ever…coz u were the only one who hold my heart…when once it was alone in this world…..dear tumhi the jisne iss dil ki dhadkno ko feel kiya tha…jay last but not least ..mujhe kabhi mat bhulna….jay bus itna hi tha kahne ko par hai iss dil mein tumhare liye bahut kucch…jay..gudnight…sweetdreams….tc jay..jay tc:)

    1. mukesh says:

      hi! ji aapko pta hai judai ka dard kya hota hai koi baat nai ek din usko bhi aapki itni hi yaad aayegi jitna aap miss karte ho.and allways be happy d”t worry

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    hehehe aisi teacher ka mujhe sakht jarurat hai koi to help kar do salo buhuhuhuhu tanha jiya na jaye tanha jiya na jaye aage ka line bhul gya

    note – jaise har frnd jaruri hota h waise har cmt v jaruri hota hai chahe usme dum ho ya na ho bt cmt dena jaruri hota hai

  9. Rashii says:

    Gd mrng
    miss u too jay dear

  10. Wanted says:

    ADMIN hehehe, abe 2ne mjhe santa smjh liya hai kya ?? shivani ke no ki jgah 2ne 9 se 0 tk ka ulta digit de diya hai. hahahahaha. achcha hai.

    1. Admin says:

      shukar hai 2 din ke bad tujhe pata chala… vse chinta na kar vo usi ka number hai..
      uski kabootri jaisi aankhein dekhkar airtel walo ne diya thha hehehehe

      1. Wanted says:

        Abe 2 din baad phone lagaunga to do din baad hi n pta chalega. waise aaj kl 2 bhut slow ho gya hai, tabiyat to thik hai n teri ??

        1. Admin says:

          tabiyat thik hai, bas sites ko ek dusre server par move kar raha hu that is why late lag raha hai,
          par meri piche 2 weeks ki fast performance ko dekh kar ye kadva ghoot pee lo hehehehe

  11. deleted says:

    @ pearl I had gone to hospital for check up.
    Hi Dhiraj , Jay, wanted ,VEER,Pankaj, admin

    1. Wanted says:

      are, kaisa chek up ?? khi tu…. nhi, nhi, aisa nhi ho skta. tu to bhut srif hai.hehehehe.

      waise kya hua tujhe ? god se pray krunga ki jldi thik ho jao. bhut miss kiya, 2mhe or 2mhari shayri ko.

      1. Deleted says:

        @ WANTED I met an accident in June when a mahindra max driver hit my Yamaha FZ from front .
        I m on bed since after my operation. 3more months to be fit. My leg has broken badly .

      2. Deleted says:

        Wanted I had posted a sher from u to Rashi
        Check that out and cmt it .

  12. Jaiswal says:

    abe fr to muje b usme admission lena padega bhai.

  13. Jay says:

    Good day rashii dear, dhiraj, Admin bhai n all frnds.

  14. Dhiraj says:

    sahi bola raj bindass bhai..

  15. Deleted says:

    Admin baki cmt bhi approve kar de ….

  16. Deleted says:

    Shikaayat Hume Zindagi Se Nahin,jee Rahe Hai Magar Khushi Se Nahin,

    Dukh Bhi Diya Har Shakhs Ne Hume, Aur Naraaz Bhi Hum Kisi Se Nahin !

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @jay..tum to kafi nautanki baaj ho…kabi mera naam pehla likha karte the..ab rashii di…kucch goodbad(gadbad)..jaroor hai..chalo rashii di ko tum rakh lo…ab mujhe dhood na padegga…..
    @rashii di,tumne to mujhe akela kar diya…..umhu..umhu..umhu..!!..

  18. pearl says:

    @del, nice shayari..

  19. Rashii says:

    Jay dear aj humara gd day nhi bad day hain mrng se pain ho rha hain
    dhiraj ji humne apko akela nhi chora, ap hi akela rhna chahte thae

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear Aapne sahi kaha hai, Dhiraj Khud es samay nautanki (drama) karke Mujhse door hona chahta hai. Q k uske comment hi aise aa rahe hai.

  20. Wanted says:

    jitni baar dhadkta hai ye dil,
    utni baar hm unhe yaad krte hai,
    khuda salamat rakhe unko,
    jinhe hm khud se v jyada pyar krte hai..

  21. Dhiraj says:

    @di, ….hmmm!..hehe!!!…apna khayal rakhna..ok!!

  22. addy says:

    hello friends…

    rashii ji ab ap kaise ho? pain kuz kam hua apka. medicine ligeyga ap jalad thik ho jayegi. tc…

    hps ji ap kaise ho? hum apko nahi bhule wo thora kam kuch jada tha isliye.

    yeh joke parkar lagta hai teacher kafi sexy or hot hogi…

  23. addy says:

    hps bhai hum thik thak hume yaad karne ke liye or bataye kya kar rahe ho apke comments kam aa rahe hain ajkal…

  24. pankajiit says:

    kaise ho bhaiyo n girls!

  25. Deleted says:

    @ pearl thanx

  26. sunny says:

    aise ladkiyo k liye tik h wasise hi, gaa…nd mar lo chu..d fad do l..und se brase karwa do bas
    mera aand kaisa tha

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