Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari

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Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:

Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,

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Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,

Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

SMS / One Liner Version

Call Grl K Birthdy Pr Saheli Ne Sms Kiya: Hr Admi Tere Nange Badan Pe Brse, Tere Jivan Me Aye Itne Custmer, K Tu Pura Saal Br@-P@nty Pehnne Ko Tarse

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18 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    ADMIN BRO k liye ek shayri..
    kaitrina or aishwarya ka noor aappr barse,
    har koi aapse milne ko tarse,
    khuda kre ki itni ladki aaye aapke jindgi me,
    ki aap sari jindgi kachcha pahanne ko tarse..

  2. devendr says:

    or uske birth day per baba sexi das ji ne ashirvad diya ki—->>>>

    bacchi chahe kitne bhi admi tere nange badan pe barse.
    per bacchi tu panty and bra pahan ne ko kabhi na tarse.
    bas lund se chudai karvane or gand marane ko hi terse.

    baba ji ki aagya se
    unka param bhakt
    devendr

  3. Dhiraj*(1984--------2012) says:

    ragini ji….bhoot hote hain..jo insano se jada khatarnaak nahi hote…isliye aapko drne ki jarurt nahi….bhoot aapko tab pareshaan krta hai..jab aap usse pyaar krna shuru kr deti hain..maine bhi bhooto se pyaar kia hai..lekin woh mujhse pyaar krne se darte hain..haha..
    bhooth to khud hi pareshaan rehte hain..ladkio k liye..aur bahut si cheejo k liye…hum kyun pareshaan hoe unhe lekar…log bahut kucch khtein hain..par aap dariye mat aapka samna educated aur lovely bhooth se hoga..
    Q:)
    kaise hai friends log..?
    ek jay naam ka bhooth tha ab woh dusri bhootni ki talash mein nikl chuka hai..haha

  4. Dhiraj*.(1984--2089) says:

    sex ki bhookh kbhi naa mite
    har din shaant hoti phir jagti
    koi nahi bach paya iss rog se,
    bhojan ne nhi isne duniya ko daudaya,

  5. Anuj says:

    wahwah wah kya baat hai,,,,, dost ho aise warna na ho hahahahaha

  6. Hps says:

    Wah!!! Wah!!! Kya sms hai.

  7. Asif says:

    Wah

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    hehehehehe ye sms kiske upar fit bethta hai? jara btao to sahi admin maharaj

    1. Admin says:

      Tere pe, jab tu ling parivartan karane se phle ladki tha. Hehehe

  9. Sujeet says:

    it’s very nice SMS.

  10. devendr says:

    vaise admin ko ye SMS ki baat kaise pata

    —>>>shayad kyo ki vo call girl ki birthday party per gaya tha or isi liye usne comments bhi der se modirate ki h. hehehe

  11. sonu says:

    Sardar bv k sath sex kar
    rha tha, achanak usne apne dono hath upar
    krke ishara kiya
    Bv : ye kya kar rhe ho?
    Srdar : ab ulte ho jao
    mene Power Play le liya hai

  12. Dhiraj*.(1984--2089) says:

    @sweetboy,
    kaise ho tum kabhi comment krte nhi..
    hahahahahahahahahaaj bindass teri hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

    @rajbindass teri rosy aati hai joke padhti hai cmnt nhi krti hai..
    usko maine chatting krte dekha tha…

    jay kanha ho tum??????????????????????//
    ur sweetheart

  13. shailu says:

    nice

  14. shailu says:

    Paise se tang akar husband bola :
    Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge
    Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahahahaha shailu aapkaa joke bahut achchha lagaa.

      1. devendr says:

        hehehe yaar per yadi wife moti or badsurat hui to lane k dane pad jayenge hehehe

  15. Karan says:

    awesum superb very nice

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