Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari

The Joke "Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Callgirls Jokes, and viewed 63,025 times.

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:

Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,

-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----

Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,

Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

SMS / One Liner Version

Call Grl K Birthdy Pr Saheli Ne Sms Kiya: Hr Admi Tere Nange Badan Pe Brse, Tere Jivan Me Aye Itne Custmer, K Tu Pura Saal Br@-P@nty Pehnne Ko Tarse

Must Read Callgirls Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • Upcoming Horror Movies In March - Tadapta Employee Month End Ki Raat Increment- Mission Impossible Appraisal Ka Khauf Sadma Zero Increment Ka Pyasa HR Khooni Budget
  • Funny Name Game - If You Think Your Name Is Funny Somehow, Then You Must Read These Names So You Can Know How Bad Names Are There In The World.
  • Ladki Ki Khoobsurti Kese Pata Chalti Hai - Kya Main Sunder Dikhti Hu? Aksar Ladkiya Apni Maa Se Ye Sawal Puchti Hai, Par Is Maa Ne To Ladki Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Ladki Ke Hosh Ud Gaye.
  • Shortest Murder Story - Duniya Me Har Dusre Din Koi Na Koi Kisi Na Kisi Ka Murder Kar Deta Hai. Lekin Murder Ka Itna Simple Aur Hansi Chuta Dene Wala Reason Aapne Nahi Dekha Hoga.
  • You Can’t Win With Women - If You Think That You Can Win Over A Women Then You Are Heavily Mistaken. Don't Believe? Here Is An Example Which Shows You Can't Win With Women Not Any Cost.
  • Bechara Husband Ya Sayani Patni - Aaj Tak Samajh Nahi Aya Ki Husband Aur Wife Ke Relation Mein Sabse Jyada Syana Kon Hota Hai? Par Is Joke Ko Pad Kar Aap Jan Jayenge Ki Dono Mein Se Syana Kon Hai.
  • Daru Testing Formula - Drink 1st Peg And Check The Photo Of Your Wife In Your Wallet Drink 2nd Peg And Do The Same Thing Drink 3rd Peg And Recheck Drink 4th Peg And
  • History Of Women’s Day & Men’s Day - History Of Women's Day: Initially Women's Day Was Planned On 6th March. Women Took 2 Days To Get Ready. That is How It Got Postponed To 8th Marc
  • Energy Paida Karne Wali Line - India Ke Ladko Mein Sabse Jayda Uttejna Paida Karne Wali Line Kaunsi Ho Shakti Hai? Kabhi Socha Hai? Ab Janiye Is Joke Mein
  • Social Media Dhamki - Just Like Romance Between A Man And A Woman Has Become Hi-Tech, So Should Fights. While We Know How Love Is In The Digital World, Let'S See How Hate Should Be.

Comments

18 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    ADMIN BRO k liye ek shayri..
    kaitrina or aishwarya ka noor aappr barse,
    har koi aapse milne ko tarse,
    khuda kre ki itni ladki aaye aapke jindgi me,
    ki aap sari jindgi kachcha pahanne ko tarse..

  2. devendr says:

    or uske birth day per baba sexi das ji ne ashirvad diya ki—->>>>

    bacchi chahe kitne bhi admi tere nange badan pe barse.
    per bacchi tu panty and bra pahan ne ko kabhi na tarse.
    bas lund se chudai karvane or gand marane ko hi terse.

    baba ji ki aagya se
    unka param bhakt
    devendr

  3. Dhiraj*(1984--------2012) says:

    ragini ji….bhoot hote hain..jo insano se jada khatarnaak nahi hote…isliye aapko drne ki jarurt nahi….bhoot aapko tab pareshaan krta hai..jab aap usse pyaar krna shuru kr deti hain..maine bhi bhooto se pyaar kia hai..lekin woh mujhse pyaar krne se darte hain..haha..
    bhooth to khud hi pareshaan rehte hain..ladkio k liye..aur bahut si cheejo k liye…hum kyun pareshaan hoe unhe lekar…log bahut kucch khtein hain..par aap dariye mat aapka samna educated aur lovely bhooth se hoga..
    Q:)
    kaise hai friends log..?
    ek jay naam ka bhooth tha ab woh dusri bhootni ki talash mein nikl chuka hai..haha

  4. Dhiraj*.(1984--2089) says:

    sex ki bhookh kbhi naa mite
    har din shaant hoti phir jagti
    koi nahi bach paya iss rog se,
    bhojan ne nhi isne duniya ko daudaya,

  5. Anuj says:

    wahwah wah kya baat hai,,,,, dost ho aise warna na ho hahahahaha

  6. Hps says:

    Wah!!! Wah!!! Kya sms hai.

  7. Asif says:

    Wah

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    hehehehehe ye sms kiske upar fit bethta hai? jara btao to sahi admin maharaj

    1. Admin says:

      Tere pe, jab tu ling parivartan karane se phle ladki tha. Hehehe

  9. Sujeet says:

    it’s very nice SMS.

  10. devendr says:

    vaise admin ko ye SMS ki baat kaise pata

    —>>>shayad kyo ki vo call girl ki birthday party per gaya tha or isi liye usne comments bhi der se modirate ki h. hehehe

  11. sonu says:

    Sardar bv k sath sex kar
    rha tha, achanak usne apne dono hath upar
    krke ishara kiya
    Bv : ye kya kar rhe ho?
    Srdar : ab ulte ho jao
    mene Power Play le liya hai

  12. Dhiraj*.(1984--2089) says:

    @sweetboy,
    kaise ho tum kabhi comment krte nhi..
    hahahahahahahahahaaj bindass teri hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

    @rajbindass teri rosy aati hai joke padhti hai cmnt nhi krti hai..
    usko maine chatting krte dekha tha…

    jay kanha ho tum??????????????????????//
    ur sweetheart

  13. shailu says:

    nice

  14. shailu says:

    Paise se tang akar husband bola :
    Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge
    Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahahahaha shailu aapkaa joke bahut achchha lagaa.

      1. devendr says:

        hehehe yaar per yadi wife moti or badsurat hui to lane k dane pad jayenge hehehe

  15. Karan says:

    awesum superb very nice

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"...
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.

Top Jokes Of The Month