Cant Sex Today

Biwiya Hamesha Sex Se Bachne Ke Liye Bahana Laga Deti Hai Ki Sir Mein Dard Hai. Par Is Pati Ne Ek Bhadiya Rasta Khoja Hai.
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Husband Climbs On The Bed Naked Wanting To Get Really Saucy With His Wife.

To His Dismay, The Wife Told Him That She Has Headache.

The Husband Then Got Off Bed Went To The Kitchen And Came Back.

Then Told Her, “Okay, I Have Powdered My Dick With Aspirin. You Want To Take It Orally Or As Injection

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