Cant Sex Today

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Biwiya Hamesha Sex Se Bachne Ke Liye Bahana Laga Deti Hai Ki Sir Mein Dard Hai. Par Is Pati Ne Ek Bhadiya Rasta Khoja Hai.
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Husband Climbs On The Bed Naked Wanting To Get Really Saucy With His Wife.

To His Dismay, The Wife Told Him That She Has Headache.

The Husband Then Got Off Bed Went To The Kitchen And Came Back.

Then Told Her, “Okay, I Have Powdered My Dick With Aspirin. You Want To Take It Orally Or As Injection

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17 Comments

  1. Dhiraj* says:

    kisse pyaar kare kisko chahein
    iss duniya mein kai to mucjhe pasand aae
    yaa sabko apna bana le..jo bhi pasand aa jae.
    kyun nhi hai iss dil ko santushti..
    mar jaane ka bhi..jee na kare..kyunki khuda ki karigari se dil jo na bhare,
    ab lagta hai..ki rab se kah doon..
    ae rab ab mere bus ki baat nhi..ki mein jode dhund saku.
    ..isliye kahta hun …ae rab meri bhi bana de jodi..

    @del..u r wrong.. i cant die for jay…mein jay k liye apni jaan nhi de sakta
    kyunki meri jaan to jay mein basti hai..u got itt!!..

    1. Deleted says:

      I m sorry Dhiraj…if I misunderstood you…

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehe…

  3. lucky says:

    jawab nhi what an idea sir ji…….

  4. Priya says:

    hehehehe….
    ab wife ne kya ans dia hoga? ? ?

  5. Naresh loving Boy says:

    hiiiiii frendssssssssss……..YaaRo sab kese ho,
    ADMIN…………..Gud joke.
    ise kehte hai,
    1 teer se 2 shikaar.

  6. vartika says:

    nice:-)

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    Bekaaar

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Jo biwi se kare pyar wo kese kare inkaar

  9. Ramo says:

    Great joke

  10. HPS says:

    Good…

  11. govind says:

    hehehehehehe…..nice

  12. Dhiraj* says:

    @Deleted,..ohh dont u say sorry dear…u r too nice:)
    take care^_^..wait never do dis mistake again..:)…sorry:)

  13. deleted says:

    @ smarty GUD joke by you …..

  14. sonam says:

    nice joke

  15. lucky says:

    wo na aayee unki yaad humse wafaa kar gayee unhe milne ki tamanna hamara sakoon tabah kar gayee aahat hui to humne socha k asar dua kar gayee darwaza khola to humne dekha humse majaak hawa kar gayee

  16. shashi says:

    what a joke

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