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Posted on: 07 Nov 2017
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A Soldier Was Given A Three-Day Leave To Attend To His Newly Wedded Wife But On Getting Home, He Realized That His Wife Was In Her Menstrual Period.
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Posted on: 17 Oct 2017
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Nike Was Founded By Men, So Its Tagline Says "Just Do It!" If "Nike" Had Been Founded By A Woman, Its Tagline Would Have Been: "Just Do It...
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Posted on: 24 Sep 2017

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