Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy Banta: "Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case." Santa: "Hammmm. Car Number Also Writ
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Posted on: 07 Nov 2017
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Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called "Chloroform" But Preeto Didn't Like It.. She Says: "It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass
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Posted on: 01 Nov 2017
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A Soldier Was Given A Three-Day Leave To Attend To His Newly Wedded Wife But On Getting Home, He Realized That His Wife Was In Her Menstrual Period.
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Posted on: 17 Oct 2017
After Many kind of taxes in India a new kind of Penis Tax Is Introduced, Because It Provides A Service. The Way The Tax Will Apply Was Difficult To
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Posted on: 14 Oct 2017
Bahut Si Biwiyo Ko Shonk Hota Hai Apne Husband Se Puchne Ka Ki Batao Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun, Isi Biwi Ne Bhi Aisa Pucha To Aisa Jawab Mila Jo Umeed Se Pare Tha, Aap Bhi Zara Soch Samajh Ke Jawab Dena Is Baat Ka, Nahi To Aap Bhi Gaye Kaam Se.
A Tired Husband Brings The Child Home From Kindergarten And Tells His Wife, "He Has Been Crying The Whole Way Home. Is He Sick Or Something?" "N
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Posted on: 06 Oct 2017
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Agar Aap Logon Ko Juth Bolne Ki Aadat Hai To Ek Bar Is Picture Ko Dekh Lijiye, 100% Aapki Ye Buri Aadat Chhut Jayegi.
Nike Was Founded By Men, So Its Tagline Says "Just Do It!" If "Nike" Had Been Founded By A Woman, Its Tagline Would Have Been: "Just Do It...
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Posted on: 24 Sep 2017

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