Chaalu Pati, Aakhir Patni Ko Fasa Hi Liya

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Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya.

Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di.

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Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli

Biwi: “Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Bra Change Nahi Karti

Husband Muskurate Hue: “Kaun Log?

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22 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    gud joke …..shukar h purana nahi h

    1. ρяιуα says:

      hehehe..
      Shukar hai

    2. sanjay41s says:

      25 nov. 1:13 comnts by RAVI TYAGI ………….plz bura man na

  2. ρяιуα says:

    hehe

  3. mayank says:

    purana nahi hai to naya bhi nahi.

  4. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  5. CHHORA says:

    hum log sochenge ki new bra nahi he! Lekin bra ke andar ka maal fresh hona chahiye! Aur admin ji mai aap ko ek joke bhejana chahta hu! Post karne ke liye time ho to bol do bhej dunga!

  6. Nitesh says:

    good one bhai..!

  7. Nitesh says:

    Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??
    Lady: Le, Ye Le
    Payal Le,
    Jhumke Le,
    Chudi Le,
    Chain Le,
    Long Le,
    Sab Le Le.
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    Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..!

  8. Nitesh says:

    Kya..? Alfaaz…e…Byaa…! Karu..? Apni Kaminepanti Kya..?
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    Alfazzoo Me Itni Taakat Hoti To Yu…. Bikhri Naa Hoti..! :-P :-xd

  9. deleted says:

    good joke nitesh

    priya ji bahut khush h aaj app….achaa h…

  10. deleted says:

    lalit ji ye log raat wale h….mein subah and sham 7 o clock par zaroor ataa hun….

  11. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    good joke

  12. sanjay41s says:

    SAB kutch sooona tere b Geeeeeyer TU BARODA JA ya MUMBAI me reh ,,,,ek LAPTOP ley le bhai .US ki payment ADMIN ji kar denge

  13. sanjay41s says:

    MAYUSS MOHHBAT hai,to kar or MOHHBAT……….KEHTEN hai jise ISHQ marz bhi or dawa bhi

  14. aby says:

    Kyun Rakhu Main Ab Apni Kalam
    Mein Syahi,
    Jab Koi Armaan Dil Mein Machalta
    Hi Nahi,
    Na Jane Kyun Sabhi Shak Karte
    Hain Mujh Par,

    Jab Koi Sukha Phool Meri Kitab
    Main Milta Hi Nahi….

    GOOD NIGHT….

  15. Dhiraj* says:

    question for only straight male guys..????
    1.woh kitni umra mein ladkio ki taraf attract ho jate hain?
    2.unhe ladkio ka jism kyun pasand ata hai..??
    3.khud mein unhe kya pasand aata hai…??
    4.woh taange khol k kyun jadatar baithna pasand krte hain??
    5.chut mein aisa kya hai jo unhe pasand aata hai??
    6.boobs dabane ki iccha kitne umra se shuru ho jaati hai??

    dont ans just think :)

    aur mujhe sirf aur sirf handsome ladke hi kyun pasand aate hain..kya straight ladke bata skte hain :lol:

    tc!! no boys no life…no girl no completeness in life
    ……………………………………………………………
    handsome boys are taste of orange
    girls are color of orange
    ……………………………………………………………
    ek sach…soul love is superior than body love..
    ……………………………………………………………
    love is love…..but hate is waste!!

    tc all straight naughty lovely guys!!

    i m good at present but better at future..tc bye!! need nhi aa rhi friday jo hai aaj!!sorry!!

  16. Dhiraj* says:

    !!S O R R Y !!

  17. deleted says:

    good morning friends

  18. hemant says:

    joke is very good

  19. deleted says:

    Hum Agar Nibhayenge toh Iss Tarah Nibhayenge Mohabbat..

    Saans Lena Chorh sakte h Lekin Daaman-e-Yaar Nahi ..!!

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