Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Smantayein

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Chasme Aur Bra Dono Hi Ek Tarha Se Jarurat Pe Kaam Aane Wali Cheeze Hai, Janiye Kis Tarha Aur Kya Samantaye Hai Dono Mein.
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Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Adbhut Smantayein:

Pehli: Dono Ki Banawat Ek Si Hai.

Dusri: Ek Ko Najar Aane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai, Dusre Ko Najar Mein Lane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai.

Teesri: Umar Aur Upyog Ke Sath-Sath, Dono Ka Number Bhi Badh Jata Hai.

Chothi: Chasma Utarne Ke Baad Aankhein Mich-Micha Jati Hai, Bra Utarte Hi Aankhein Choundhiya Jati Hai.

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15 Comments

  1. Dhiraj* says:

    neta:aap hume vote dijiye, hum aapko muft mein car bangla life partner, job free mein denge..aur videsh yaatra bhi krwaenge..haha humari party ko jitae hum aapse vaada krte hain..!
    issi beech neta ki bebo ka phone aa jata hai..darling..ab kitna intjaar krwaoge..
    jladi chodne aa jao..nhi to dusra neta khoj loongi..
    neta phir turant bhasan band krta hai..aur khta maniniya athitigan kucch mahatvapoor karyo se..hum aapna bhasan yanhi samapt krna chahte hain..
    woh jaldi apni mashooka k pass pahunchta hai..
    aur dono ko range nange haath pakadta hai…
    neta pucchta hai:yeh kon hai?
    bebo:ab yeh meri party ka neta hai..tum dal badal kr sakte ho main nhi.hahaha!!

  2. Jay says:

    Hi Dosto,
    Good pm !
    Aap log kaise hai ?
    @Dhiraj sweetheart, Sorry ki koi jarurat nahi hai.
    @Admin bro. Maine ye sochkar 2mko kai aise cmnts kiye ki tu reply jarur dega, lekin 2m ne mere kisi v cmnt ka jawab nahi diya. Aisa Q? Agar mera cmnts ya phir mera teri “G” marna ya phir mera yaha aana 2jhe accha nahi lagta hai to bhosadi ke bol kyu nahi deta. Ye Gol-Gappe ki tarah Muh aur Gand Q phulaye huwe hai ?
    Haa ek baat aur sun le agar es cmnt ka koi responce nahi diya to Sale es baar teri G jarur phad dunga :) :-(

    1. Admin says:

      LKT tune khud dekha hoga ki main comment b time se aprove nahi kar paa raha pichle do din se…

      mobile se sirf comment aprove kiye par reply karna mushkilk tha….

      ab bol tujhe kya beemari pad rahi hai.. naya joke banau kya tere pe :p

      1. Jay says:

        Thanx bro. Bas etana hi kafi hai. Bye Bye gud nyt. .

  3. Jay says:

    @WANTED Ye Raj Bindash kahi JEL me to band nahi hai ? Ya phir Admin ne G dena band kar diya jiski vajah se Raj kahi aur JAKAR jugad set kar liya hai?

  4. Jay says:

    Es joke ko padhkar Kapil bhai ke Bra aur Penti ka Dhandha yaad aa gaya.
    Kapil Bhai Aapka Dhandha kaisa chal raha hai ?

  5. Jay says:

    @RASHII Dear Aap Phir Se Kaha Busy Ho Gayi Hai ?

    1. rashii says:

      jay dear hum busy nhi the kuch prob thi tbhi hum cmt nhi kar paye, ap prayer kijiyega ye prb isse jyda na bde wrna hum hmesa k liye gayab ho jayege

  6. Ramo says:

    @admin Tu agar kisi film ki script leke toh oscar mil sakta hai

  7. HPS says:

    Jeeo mere lal………. admin bhai mehnat k liye thnx.

  8. brijesh says:

    good joks

  9. BENAAM says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha…….
    I liked diz joke very much.
    3WBJ

  10. Dhiraj* says:

    @rashii di,..Deleted gayaab ho gya tum humesha k liye gayab ho rahi ho. .mein bhagwaan se aasha krta hoon ki aap humesha sahi salaamt rahe…aaj jay ka cmnt dena jaruri hai..aapke liye aur mere liye..
    jay its a request 4 u…
    @benaam km se km apna naam bata dete…agar mein tumko jaanta bhi honga..to bhi tumko nhi bhulunga..pls mujhe maaf krna friends…agar aap mujhe miss krte ho yaa phir..jo bhi kucch..
    @jay plz reply??

  11. DON says:

    ha,ha,ha DON ka dil garden garden ho gaya.

  12. vartika says:

    hahahahahahahaha…………………………!!!!wat a killar joke yaar

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