Choot Akalmand Ko Hi Milti Hai

Santa Lucknow Ke Kothe Pe Gaya Aur Aunty Se Bola

Santa: “Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai.

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Aunty: “Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga

Santa Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.

Next Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.

3rd Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.

Jab Vo Jaane Lagta Hai To Rita Puchti Hai

Rite: “Tum Mujhe Bahut Achhe Lage, Paisi Ke Liye Koi Mol Bhav Nahi Kiya, Kaha Se Aaye Ho?

Santa: “Ji, Punjab Ludhiana Se

Rita: “Ohh Waha To Meri Cousin (Bhua Ki Ladki) Bhi Rahti Hai

Santa: “Haan, Usi Ne To Mujhe 3000 Rs Diye Thhe Aur Kaha Tha Ki Tumhe De Du, Tumhe Chahiye Honge

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  1. kaminey says:

    PRIYANKA muje b batana na ki bhai behan pele aye ya miya bb jab milenge akele me …khopche me leja k…
    acha tuje kese pata ki kon pele aya….
    JMC

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