Choot Ki Safayi

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Callgirl Ko Chut Ke Andar Shampu Aur Detol Lagate Dekh Uski Saheli Ne Pucha

Saheli: “Yeh Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

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Callgirl: “Diwali Ka Time Najdik Hai, Isliye Socha Thodi Si Safayi Kar Rahi Hu

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Calgirl Ko Chut K Pe Shampu Or Detol Lgate Dek Saheli Ne Pucha: Ye Tum Kya Kr Rhi Ho? Calgrl: Diwali A Rhi Hai Socha Thodi Si Safayi Karlu

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52 Comments

  1. Punit mumbai says:

    Diwali ki safayi hahaha

  2. Panchhi says:

    Ohh wah re call girl…

    1. anchal says:

      tumne safai kiya tha diwali mai

    2. deepak says:

      Wo kehte hai agar nasib hoga mera,

      To hum unhe zaroor payenge,

      Hum puchte hai unse,

      Agar hum badnasib hue to unke bina kaise ji payenge

  3. Nishat Syeed says:

    gud

  4. Ratan says:

    Admin ji bakwas joke hai.. Pls select some good jokes

    1. Admin says:

      Ratan main roj ache jokes nahi laa sakta.,…

  5. Panchhi says:

    Oye manish kidhar chala yaar sb frnds ko chhod kar??

  6. Panchhi says:

    Kapil ye call girl tere liye hi itni safayi kr rhi he na??

  7. Anuj says:

    acha hai

  8. ritesh kolkata says:

    are christmas v najdik hi hai,so….aur uspar se new year v………savi log saaf safai k kaam mai lag jao aur pls ek dusre ki help karo.

  9. Ratan says:

    Bhakwas joke hai.. Any objectiöns!

  10. Ratan says:

    Don't mind admin, bcoz v want to inform u the truth.. Hey panchhi wat do u say?

    1. Panchhi says:

      RATAN yaar bde dino bad yaad kiya tune muje……vaise yaar muje to achha lga new year pe call grls ki dmand v kafi badh jati hai hehe he he

      1. Ratan says:

        Hi panchhi dear my tho roj tumhe yaad karta hu.. Pls check all jokes since 3 days.. I just enjoy ur coments yaar!

  11. Nitesh saini says:

    Chut ke sfai kon kon krta h hath khde kro

  12. Ratan says:

    Admin ji.. Mere jokes ka kya hua yaar? Pls inform me if they r not good, i don't mind, but i vl send some more.. Until u publish my jokes..

    1. Admin says:

      Ratan Dear yaar plss jab comment kara karo to jokes ke naam bhi likh diya karo

  13. varun says:

    hey anjali tum kaha ho

    i luv u anjali

    mujhe tumhari chinta ho raha hai

    tum kaha ho

    1. mausam says:

      varun darling kitni bar kahu i luv u

      varun darling mai khubsurat bhi

      varun darling mai chikni bhi hu

    2. Panchhi says:

      Manish < anjali < varun < mausam … Badhiya hai yaar

      1. dev says:

        manish<anjali<varun<mausam <dev <panchhi ab kaisa hai

        1. Panchhi says:

          Oye dev k bache ruk tu ab mausam k piche pad gya? mere pas baba sexidas k 3 ande hai ab to teri khair ni

  14. AVISHEK says:

    chut ko pent hi karwa lena chahiye tha ?

  15. Acky says:

    Sorry aaliya we couldnt talk properly………

  16. Parin says:

    Is this true? Do girls do cleaning like this? haha

  17. ravi-2 says:

    hi sameer h r u ?

  18. dev says:

    Huhhh…..

  19. Adnan says:

    Yar safai to koi v kr skta hai

    1. nikita singh says:

      admin aap kya karte ho oke select karte ho matlab iska kya hai

      1. Admin says:

        nikita joke select karta ho

      2. anchal says:

        hiiiii nikita….chut saaf kiya ki nahi

        1. samir says:

          good joke

  20. spicychick says:

    kapil q naraj ho? i m tryin wid my right hand bt its hurtin a lot, n ha shayad next week mei USA jaungi, for x-mas only, miss u all

  21. nikita singh says:

    bt in my views this joke is good

  22. arush says:

    mazaa nahi aaya yaar……don'tmind

  23. Vickyssss says:

    bilkul sahi… Dukan ki safai b jruri he

  24. Rashii says:

    Joke is ok

    1. Raj Singh says:

      aap ne ki ?

  25. Rashii says:

    Punit ji m fine

  26. Ratan says:

    Mausam kaisi ho..

    1. Mausam says:

      Hi Ratan Mausam achhi nahi hai,Mausam achha hai.aap kaise ho? aap batao.

  27. sahil parjapat says:

    @@TINA TUM MERE COMMENTS KA REPLY KYOUN NEHI DETI

    I MISS U

  28. Nitesh saini says:

    Hi mausm r u like sex

  29. pankaj says:

    mausam acha hai ya achhi hai ye to milkar hi pata chalega

    online to kaun sa bhai kaun se bebe pata hi nahi chalta

  30. sunny says:

    hi doston yahan per to sab mast lagte hai ,hi nikita nd rashii hw r u ?

  31. Raj Bindaas says:

    sahi hai bhai diwali k time par sabhi ko apne dukan ki safai karna chahiye

    1. simran says:

      bilkul shi diwali pe maal saaf hoga to jaldi bikega………

  32. M.rafiqpathan says:

    chut ki safai ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  33. vinod says:

    hahahahhhhh'

  34. mohit says:

    hey

  35. moheet says:

    hey…..lyf mai safai v jaruri hai

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