Choot Kya Hoti Hai?

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Aadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai

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Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:

Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan Gufa

Jahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate Hai

Aur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai.

Usko Choot Kahte Hai?

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Q:Wat Is Chut? A:2 Pvitra Jangho K Bich Wo Mhan Gufa Jhan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khdi Mudra Me Andr Jate H Or Murchit Avstha Me Bahar Ate Hai

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    1. Anuj says:

      35 saal ki aurat balcony se niche kachray k dibbay mei ja giri. Parosi Sardar nay Dekh k tabsara keya: Shohar kafi Shokeen lgta hay werna ye Abhi 5, 10 Saal or Chal Sakti Thi ;->

    1. tina says:

      kapil tunhe ye jan kar khushi hogi ki agli baar jo bhi 1st aayega use DIVYA-ANJALI-SPICY main se kisi ek ki gufa main jane ka moka milega. apne l**d maharaj ko khadi mudra main taiyar rakhna.

    1. tina says:

      kapil jyada pareshan mat ho main tujhe divya ka pata deti hu.

      DIVYA W/O nathu pahalwan urf hawas ka pujari,

      age- 35 saal se to kisi ko pata nahi,

      kamuk gali, subji mandi,

      chutiya nagar.

          1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

            @Tina and @Divya,tum dono lado mat…aaram se decid kar ke batao ki tum dono me se kaun meri girlriend hai..??

            Ya dono ho..???

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY yaar yaha pe kai baar hum aise comment kar dete hain jo bahut gande hote hain iska matlab ye nhi ki hum log gande hain,,,..yaha par wahi log aate hain jinko sex k bare me bahut baad me knowledge milti hai…jese ki muje 10th tak to pata hi nhi tha ki….chalo chhodo yaar ab kya batau

        1. tina says:

          Kapil, Mujhe pata hai , pahli baat to wo aunti nahi – uncle they & dusri baat wo uncle tumhara ling pakad kar check kar rahe the ki tum male ho ya female, or itne main tumne ankh mar di.

  2. ritesh kolkata says:

    MARRIAGE INVITATION:- Bhagwanchodnath ki asim balatkari kripa se simati & sriman Muthmaar ji k suputra SUKHI LAND ka subh vivahbhosri deviki suputri KAALI CHUT se hona nischit hua hai.is balatkari kaand mai aap savi chodu bhakt sadar aamantrit hai.karyakram:-gand ragad.

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      OH SPICY dear dusro ki baato se itna hurt nhi hua karte…Tina bas maje le rhi hai…..wo b ek acchi ladki hai…bas thoda naughty ho gayi hai..use tum maje lene do..dont care

  3. spicychick says:

    12th k bad astronautical engineering ya architech hi karna hai, bt Immi wil decide that, i jus lov machines, bending-metals-weldin-stars-galaxies-spaceshp ye sab kitna sexy lagta hai, nai?

    1. tina says:

      shabnam main batati hu, GUFA ke andar ek danav hai or jo bhi us gufa main jata hai , wo danav us ko 85% kha jata hai. Ab tum hi batao ki agar kisi ko koi danav itna kha jayega to uski qua halat hogi.

  4. spicychick says:

    wel kapil, i m vry short temp, sweet hu bt mirchi bhi hu, ek pal me ice se thanda n dosre pal me atom bomb sa, mujhe gusa bahot aata hai, n guse me aakar meine ghar me kafi tod-phod v ki hai

  5. spicychick says:

    n mai apni chiz kisi k sath share nai karti, n mei adjustment v nai kar sakti, jo mujhe lov karte hai, mei v unhe utna hi lov karti hu, n jo mujhe hate karta hai, i dnt care 4 thm,

    n ha, 1st time dekhne par dar laga, n ab sochti hu to ajeeb sa lagta hai

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      SPICY yaha pe aaj tak jitni ladkiyo se meri baat hui hai..muje aisa laga ki koi b serious nhi hai bas sab maje leti hain comment karke….aaj tak kisi ne apne bare me itna kuch nhi bataya jitna tumne muje apne bare me bata diya..tum kafi innocent ho

    1. tina says:

      piyush, tumne jo bhacche dekhe wo mere nahi the, wo to tumhari x-girl friend tumhare baccho ke sath mere ghar par tumhari shikayat karne aayi thi ki tumse ab mahine main sirf 2 bar hi sex hota hai.

  6. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Divya,kaha ho yaar…???
    tumhe pukarte-pukarte to mera gala baith
    gaya aur tum ho ki sun hi nahi rahi ho…
    jara hum par bhi dhyaan de diya karo,hum koi
    Mamuli aadmi thode hi hai…ka tu hamari
    Dost nahi ho kya..????

  7. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Deepti,yaar tum to Ied ka chhand hi ho gayi
    Apne hubby se kab tak chipki rahogi kabhi
    hamse bhi Baat to kar liya karo…???
    chalo kahi ghumne chalte hai…khub masti
    karenge..

  8. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Aaliya,sweetheart kaha ho..???
    pata hai mann karta hai tera gala Daba du..
    But you are so cute…tujhe Dekhte hi pyaar
    Aaane lagta hai isliye tei har galtiya Maaf
    …Maine tere se Circle ka ek Question
    pucha tha,tune jabab bhi nahi diya..

    1. tina says:

      sameer, sudh pani se naha kar, brush karke, saf kapdo main aana, sath main ek charitra praman patra ( Attested by gajeted officer ) jaroor lana uske bad main sochungi.hala ki mujhe pata hai tumhe ye praman patra milna muskil hi nahi namumkin hain.

  9. spicychick says:

    @piyush, wat do u knw about true love? mera relationsh 3 n half years se hai, n 3 saal tak to humne ekdusre ko dekha v nai tha n na hi mile the, to sexual atractn ka to sawal hi nai, jitna love wo mujhe karte hai na, utna hi mere parents nai kiya

  10. spicychick says:

    n piyush mere parents mujhe kisi chiz ki kami nai hone dete n nahi money ki, bt they dnt luv me, mujhe to meri mom ka face v yaad nai hai, n meri 2nd mom to hardly mujhse bat karti hai, meine pyar me ek bar dhoka khaya hai, n i learnd a lot 4m it

  11. spicychick says:

    n Imran ko sirf physicl atrctn hota, to unhone kabka mere sath sex kar liya hota, bt unhone mujhe touch v nai kiya aur na hi mujhe karne dete hai, i feel lov in his eyes, he lovs me as a Bf, father n mother, n i cn realy feel GOD in him

  12. spicychick says:

    n u knw, ek bar church me father ne mujhe kaha tha, 'god needs a medium to comunicate with u, it could be human, a thng or a situation,he stays wid u, n wen d time cm, he shows his presence, n u can't deny it'

  13. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar tumare us comment se me sahmat nhi hu……jisme tumne kaha hai yaha pe sirf hawas ke pujari aate hain…me guarantee k sath keh sakta hu ki yaha par aane wale sare log bhole bhale hain…wo kothe pe nhi jate,wo call girl ke paas nhi jate ..isliye thoda sa sex ki curiosity unko yaha le aati hai…agar mere kai ladkiyo k sath sexual relationship hote to me yaha kabi nhi aata bas yaha aake thode aap logo se hans bol lete hain aur aap log use hawas..ya kyaa kyaa naam dete ho..this is not good…aur me bahut pehle se kehta rha hu ki sex ek natural process hai…agar kisi ko sex me ruchi hai to isme koi hairat ki baat nhi…haan agar kisi ko sex me ruchi na ho ye baat zarur hairan karti hai….

  14. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dekho duniya tum har tarah k log milenege sabse jyada to free ki raay dene wale..lekin suno sabki par karo wahi jo dil aur dimag kahe…tum IMRAN ko hamse behtar janti ho..isliye hame ye faisla karne ka koi haq nhi hai ki wo tum se kya chahta hai ya kya nhi chahta

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear tum logo ki baato ki parwah mat karo TINA tum se yaha se chali jao kehti hai to tume jane ki zarurat nhi..ye TINA ki site nhi hai…aur use koi haq nhi aisa kehne ka

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    KAPIL as a philosopher-SPICY log tume tab tak hurt karte rahenge jab tak tum hurt hote rahogi isliye…daro mat aur logo ki parwah mat karo..tumne muje dost kaha hai to ye dost dosti b nibhayega marte dum tak..bas tum sath dena

  17. spicychick says:

    thnx 4 being my frnd kapil, i m nt fine at all, india me mere koi frndz v nai hai, n cuz k sath sab share nai kar sakti n US me to sab so rahe honge, mujhe mumbai aaye sirf kuch monts hue hai, lik 4 or 5, bki lif to meine US me hi thi

  18. spicychick says:

    n ha mere imran k bare me koi kuch v kahe to mujhse bardast nai hota, n kapil meri id wohi hai, imran's *****girl, bt * mat likhna, meine hint diya tha, n yup , mumbai v type karke dekhna

  19. spicychick says:

    bt i felt insulted kapil, n i was outta my mind, n jab mujhe gussa aata hai tab koi use thanda nai kar sakta, bt u knw wat, if i leave, baby boy u wil b missing me, right? n kya kal 12 baje way to heart chat pe aa sakte ho? in afternoon

  20. sohail says:

    spicy, tumhare jazbat aur halat ka sunkar m touched. mere bhi halat aise hi kuch guzre hain. khair.. tum se dosti hogi to khushi hogi cos m pretty ordinary. warna koi baat nahi. mujh jaise to millions mil jayenge.

  21. Rukhsana says:

    Kapil Sahab!

    Tum sirf philosphy jhaarte rahoge ya kuch karoge bhi.

    Main tumhe advice karti hu ki apna ek channel launch karo.

    Ya apni koi book likho. To tumhe pata chal jayega ki tumhari TRP kitni hai aur kitne log tumhari book purchase karte hain.

    Ya yeh sab bhi nahi kar sakte to

    MLA ka ELECTION Lado….

    Tumhari jamanat zabt ho jayegi.

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