Choot Kya Hoti Hai?

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Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal Pucha

Aadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai

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Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:

Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan Gufa

Jahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate Hai

Aur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai.

Usko Choot Kahte Hai?

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Q:Wat Is Chut? A:2 Pvitra Jangho K Bich Wo Mhan Gufa Jhan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khdi Mudra Me Andr Jate H Or Murchit Avstha Me Bahar Ate Hai

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211 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    I AM THE BEST

    1. Anuj says:

      35 saal ki aurat balcony se niche kachray k dibbay mei ja giri. Parosi Sardar nay Dekh k tabsara keya: Shohar kafi Shokeen lgta hay werna ye Abhi 5, 10 Saal or Chal Sakti Thi ;->

    2. Anuj says:

      2 Larkiyan Naha Rahi Thi Aik Boli:Tere Niche Bal Nhi Hai Dusri Hnsi aur Boli Pagli Jis Road Per Trafic ziada Chalta Ho Us Road Pr Ghas nahi ugti.

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    IS baar b me hi first

    1. tina says:

      kapil tunhe ye jan kar khushi hogi ki agli baar jo bhi 1st aayega use DIVYA-ANJALI-SPICY main se kisi ek ki gufa main jane ka moka milega. apne l**d maharaj ko khadi mudra main taiyar rakhna.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Tina,kyu tumhara gufa kisi aur ke liye
        Book hai..???

        1. tina says:

          Bilkul piyush. 100ry.

      2. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA yaar me to tumari gufa me ghusna chahta hu

        1. tina says:

          Kapil sabse pahle mutt marna chod de.

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN tohfa do….

    1. Admin says:

      Baba Saxidas Se Ja ke Tohfa lele

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI itni raat ko tum yaha kya kar rhi ho…..

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA tumari bahut yaad aa rhi hai

    1. tina says:

      kapil jyada pareshan mat ho main tujhe divya ka pata deti hu.

      DIVYA W/O nathu pahalwan urf hawas ka pujari,

      age- 35 saal se to kisi ko pata nahi,

      kamuk gali, subji mandi,

      chutiya nagar.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Tina,yaar mera dil tere pe aa gaya hai.
        jara aapna address batana…??

        1. tina says:

          Piyush, mere pass to abhi tak koi bhi dil nahi aaya hai. or mera addredd hai

          tina

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          all over the world.

          1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

            @Tina,kitna bhullakad ho yaar apna address

            bhi yaad nahi kya..??

      2. divya says:

        tina yaar aapna address nhi mera address do

        1. tina says:

          divya, apne – mere ke chakker main apne BF ko mera bf mat bata dena.

          1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

            @Tina and @Divya,tum dono lado mat…aaram se decid kar ke batao ki tum dono me se kaun meri girlriend hai..??

            Ya dono ho..???

        2. piyush(sweet but tou says:

          @Divya,Honey tum khud hi apna address de do..

          ye Tina to sab kuch bhul jaati hai..

      3. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA dear yaar DIVYA to keh rhi hai ki ye tumara pata hai…chalo me isi pate oe aa jata hu….tum muje dekhte hi hila den ..apna hath

    2. divya says:

      kapillllllllll lo ji mai aa gaiiiii tumne bulaya or hum chale aaye.

  6. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY pichle joke me mene tume jo comment kiye hain unke jawab do my dear

  7. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY chick dear ye batao jab tumne apne bf ka dekha to tumare dil me kya feeling aayi

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar raat bahut ho gayi hai apni god me sar rakhne do na

    1. Kartik says:

      meri god bhi khali hai sar rakh lo

      1. tina says:

        qya koi aisa ladka is site par online hai jo kartik ki god bhar sake

    2. divya says:

      Kapil ji meri god hathi ko sulane ke liye nhi hai

      1. Admin says:

        Divya ji fir is sher ko hi sula do

      2. kapil the cute boy says:

        divya dear aisi dil todne wali bate na karo tum apne kapil ko apni god nhi dogi

  9. kapil the cute boy says:

    NAUGHTY ka to pata hi nhi kaha chali gayi

    1. tina says:

      kapil naughty ko hata, spicy ko pakad , is bahane honeymoon to videsh main hoyega

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA kyu tum muje nhi pakadne dogi….me to tumare hi pakadunga

        1. tina says:

          Kapil pahle apna hath l**d se to dur kar yar.

  10. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY 12th k baad kya karogi…

    1. tina says:

      kapil spicy 12th ke bad khud ka business shuru karegi tujhe uska partner ban na hai

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA dear me spicy ka partner to ban hi gaya hu par kuch mamlo me tumara b partner banna chahta hu…bolo kapil tussi great ho tohfa kabul karo

        1. tina says:

          ha kapil mujhe bhi ek partner ki jarurat hai jo mere BFs ke call attend kar sake.

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY yaar yaha pe kai baar hum aise comment kar dete hain jo bahut gande hote hain iska matlab ye nhi ki hum log gande hain,,,..yaha par wahi log aate hain jinko sex k bare me bahut baad me knowledge milti hai…jese ki muje 10th tak to pata hi nhi tha ki….chalo chhodo yaar ab kya batau

    1. divya says:

      oye Kapilll yaar tum itne sarif nhi ho ki tumhe 10th ke baad sex ki knowledge huiiiiiii tum hame chutiya samujh te ho?

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        DIVYA my sweet dear..me sach keh rha hu..muje ye tak pata nhi tha ki ladki me penetration aage kiya jata hai ya piche…by god yaar

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY aur batao apne bare me tum se baat karke kafi accha lagta hai…

  13. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar tum meri gf ban jao bade maje aayenge

    1. divya says:

      Kapil tumhe pata hai maja kaise aata hai?

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        DIVYA dear muje pata hai maja kese aata hai aur kese dilaya jata hai…bas tum haan keh do

  14. manish says:

    arrey ye to kafi purana joke hai

    1. tina says:

      mujhe to ye joke mast or naya laga

      1. divya says:

        tina jaan hame to tum hi mast or new lagi or sunao kya chal raha hai

        1. tina says:

          Divya, i m fine , thankyou, Ok

  15. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    Baba adminDas ka Dhasu jabab..

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI according to u…kya jo c..t ki definition uper di hai wo sahi hai

    1. anjali says:

      i hve no knowlege abt it dear……KAPILLLLLLLLLLL

  17. manish says:

    divya tumhari mahan gufa kaisi hai….lol

    1. divya says:

      manish meri mahan gufa divy haiiiiiiii

  18. Kartik says:

    hi tina r u there

    1. tina says:

      kartik q pagal ho rahe ho, main nahi bhi hu to qya is site ki baki ki sari girls mar to nahi gayi, kisi ek ko pakad or ho ja shuru.

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA is pawitra sthan k bare me tumara kya kehna hai

    1. Kartik says:

      abey koi ladki hai bhi yeha ya aise haanth main leke baithe ho apne apney L

    2. tina says:

      kapil, ye wo hi pavitra sthan hain jaha duniya ke sare ladke nude hoker nat-mastak hote hai.

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA nhi ladke natmastak nhi hote balki apna hathiyar khada kar lete hain…

        1. tina says:

          Kapil lagta hai na to tumne kabhi sex kiya hain or na hi khabhi sex hote huye dekha hain.

  20. manish says:

    abey kapil tera cyber cafe ka bussines hai kya jo hamesha online rehta hai….

    1. tina says:

      Sahi kaha manish, meri rai main kapil ko apna naam 'KAPIL the cute boy' ki jagah 'Kapil-the online boy' rakh lena chahiye

  21. kapil the cute boy says:

    PIYUSH yaar me to paidaish romantic hu…..

    1. tina says:

      Kapil mere khyal se jab tum paida huye the tab tum nahi tumhare parents ROMANTIC the

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Tina,kapil jab paida hua tha to nurse ko hi
        aaankh maara tha..

      2. kapil the cute boy says:

        TINA romantic to tumare parents b rahe honge…par mene paida hote hi samne bethi aunty ko ankh mari thi

        1. tina says:

          Kapil, Mujhe pata hai , pahli baat to wo aunti nahi – uncle they & dusri baat wo uncle tumhara ling pakad kar check kar rahe the ki tum male ho ya female, or itne main tumne ankh mar di.

  22. Kartik says:

    hi all raat ke andharey main kaun si baatey ho rahi hai""

  23. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @DivyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    1. divya says:

      Piyushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mera naam itna pasand aaya tumko

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Divya,are naam me kya rakha hai..mujhe to tum puri ki

        ki puri pasand aa gayi ho..

  24. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @anjaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    1. anjali says:

      wt's hpn PIYUSH…..

      thik to ho na yarrrrrrrr.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Anjali,yaar mujhe kya hoga..??

  25. manish says:

    anjali…..bhul gaya sab kuch yad nahi ab kuch ooho ho ho ooo ik yahi baat na bhuli anjali oho ho ho ho i miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    1. divya says:

      Manish mujhe bhi miss kar liya karo yaar hum bhi line mai hai

    2. anjali says:

      I MISSS UUUUUUUUUUU 2 MANISHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…..

  26. Dev says:

    Sexidas baba ki jay ho. Kya explanation kiya hai.

  27. manish says:

    arey admin ji mera joke kab chapega maharaj

    1. Admin says:

      Manish hehehehehe yaar tumhara joke hi dalta hun ab sabse pahle nahi to tu mujhe jeene nahi dega

    2. tina says:

      jab tum adult jokes bhejna shuru kar doge maharaj

  28. manish says:

    divya darling ye tumne sab par kya jadoo kar jo ye sare tere piche pagal ho rahe hai……..ya fir ye mahan gufa ka asar hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hehehehe

    1. tina says:

      shayad tumhe maloom nahi, DIVYA ne wada kiya hai jo use impress kar dega , use divya apne boobs press karne ka moka degi

      1. divya says:

        tina yaad karo yaar ye wada maine nhi tumne kiya tha Kapil kooooo hai na kapilllll

    2. divya says:

      Manish yaar ye jaado nhi dosti ka ashar hai

  29. samar says:

    ab divya nahi comment dene wale hai

    1. divya says:

      samar yaar de to diye comments or sunao aaj mujhe kaise yaad kar liya aapne

  30. Gaurav says:

    Rosy…..Miss u Dear……

    1. Rosy says:

      @gaurav, tq..

  31. ritesh kolkata says:

    MARRIAGE INVITATION:- Bhagwanchodnath ki asim balatkari kripa se simati & sriman Muthmaar ji k suputra SUKHI LAND ka subh vivahbhosri deviki suputri KAALI CHUT se hona nischit hua hai.is balatkari kaand mai aap savi chodu bhakt sadar aamantrit hai.karyakram:-gand ragad.

    1. Rosy says:

      @ritesh, hey bhagwan… U cn write so dirty n wo v hindi me..impresd

      1. ritesh kolkata says:

        thnx Rosy.hw r u?

    2. tina says:

      ritesh, sorry ya main teri shadi main nahi aa sakti.

    3. divya says:

      ritesh yaar ye tumhari saadi ka INVITATION CARD hai

  32. tina says:

    sab so rahe ho qya

  33. kapeed says:

    @kapil gufa se nikalne me first aaye kya

  34. kapeed says:

    @tinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

  35. spicychick says:

    ya kapil i knw, bt mera manna hai k agar mein kisiko pareshan nai karti to dusro ko v koi haq nai hai mujhe pareshan ya hurt karneka, m i wrong?

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      SPICY dear logo ki bato pe dhyan mat do….kuch to log kahenge logo ka kaam hai kehna

  36. spicychick says:

    n kapil, jo tina ne kaha usse mujhe kafi hurt hua hai, meine to is chakar mei dinner v nai kiya aaj, n shayad kal se mein yaha aaungi v nai

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      OH SPICY dear dusro ki baato se itna hurt nhi hua karte…Tina bas maje le rhi hai…..wo b ek acchi ladki hai…bas thoda naughty ho gayi hai..use tum maje lene do..dont care

  37. spicychick says:

    12th k bad astronautical engineering ya architech hi karna hai, bt Immi wil decide that, i jus lov machines, bending-metals-weldin-stars-galaxies-spaceshp ye sab kitna sexy lagta hai, nai?

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      YE sab tume sexy lagta hai??

  38. shabnam says:

    baba ne ye nahi bataya ki land ji maharaj murchit kaise ho jate hain.

    1. Admin says:

      Shabnam vo ander hota hai aur baba ji ander ki baat kaisi bataye

    2. Raja_Hyd says:

      Woh to gufa ke andar ki baat hai…

    3. tina says:

      shabnam main batati hu, GUFA ke andar ek danav hai or jo bhi us gufa main jata hai , wo danav us ko 85% kha jata hai. Ab tum hi batao ki agar kisi ko koi danav itna kha jayega to uski qua halat hogi.

      1. Admin says:

        Tina according to baba saxidas gufa ke ander garmi jyada hoti hai isliye vo behosh hota hai heheh

    4. Khushnu says:

      Shabnam ji Yeh Murchit kaise hota hai yeh janne k liye aapko ek practical class leni padegi.

      toh aap kab free ho bata dena.

  39. spicychick says:

    wel kapil, i m vry short temp, sweet hu bt mirchi bhi hu, ek pal me ice se thanda n dosre pal me atom bomb sa, mujhe gusa bahot aata hai, n guse me aakar meine ghar me kafi tod-phod v ki hai

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      i dont think so

  40. ANIKET ANAND says:

    KOI KUCH BHI KAHE LEKIN GOOD JOKE ADMIN SIR

  41. spicychick says:

    n mai apni chiz kisi k sath share nai karti, n mei adjustment v nai kar sakti, jo mujhe lov karte hai, mei v unhe utna hi lov karti hu, n jo mujhe hate karta hai, i dnt care 4 thm,

    n ha, 1st time dekhne par dar laga, n ab sochti hu to ajeeb sa lagta hai

  42. spicychick says:

    wel thnx kapil, bt tumhe mujhse bat karna q acha lagta hai, kya hum jaan sakte hai?

    1. divya says:

      mast joke hai

    2. kapil the cute boy says:

      SPICY yaha pe aaj tak jitni ladkiyo se meri baat hui hai..muje aisa laga ki koi b serious nhi hai bas sab maje leti hain comment karke….aaj tak kisi ne apne bare me itna kuch nhi bataya jitna tumne muje apne bare me bata diya..tum kafi innocent ho

  43. max says:

    spicy tumse baat karna kise achcha nahi lagta

  44. minisha says:

    guru g ne acha samjaya!!!
    waise tina and spicychick k comments jyada ache hai
    ha ha ha

  45. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Tina,Kithe ho tussi…??
    Aur kya haal-chaal hai,ghar me sab thik-thak
    hai na…Baal-Bachhe to tandurust hai na…

    1. tina says:

      piyush, tumne jo bhacche dekhe wo mere nahi the, wo to tumhari x-girl friend tumhare baccho ke sath mere ghar par tumhari shikayat karne aayi thi ki tumse ab mahine main sirf 2 bar hi sex hota hai.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Tina,hey bhagwaan tumhe ho kya gaya hai..

        tum to ye bhi bhul gayi ki meri X-girlfriend

        to tum hi thi..

  46. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Divya,kaha ho yaar…???
    tumhe pukarte-pukarte to mera gala baith
    gaya aur tum ho ki sun hi nahi rahi ho…
    jara hum par bhi dhyaan de diya karo,hum koi
    Mamuli aadmi thode hi hai…ka tu hamari
    Dost nahi ho kya..????

  47. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Deepti,yaar tum to Ied ka chhand hi ho gayi
    Apne hubby se kab tak chipki rahogi kabhi
    hamse bhi Baat to kar liya karo…???
    chalo kahi ghumne chalte hai…khub masti
    karenge..

  48. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Aaliya,sweetheart kaha ho..???
    pata hai mann karta hai tera gala Daba du..
    But you are so cute…tujhe Dekhte hi pyaar
    Aaane lagta hai isliye tei har galtiya Maaf
    …Maine tere se Circle ka ek Question
    pucha tha,tune jabab bhi nahi diya..

  49. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Anjali,Achha laga tumhe sahi salamat
    dekhkar….
    Lekin kal raat jo tumne kiya..very bad..??

  50. akshay says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiii koi ladki meri gf banegi kya!!!!!!!!!

  51. Sameer Gaur says:

    Tina , tumhari pavitra gufa me ghusna chahta hu
    r u ready??

    1. sanju says:

      sameer baba khud hi ghusna chahte ho kya ?

    2. tina says:

      sameer, sudh pani se naha kar, brush karke, saf kapdo main aana, sath main ek charitra praman patra ( Attested by gajeted officer ) jaroor lana uske bad main sochungi.hala ki mujhe pata hai tumhe ye praman patra milna muskil hi nahi namumkin hain.

      1. Admin says:

        Haan kyunki mera patra kisi ne chori kar liya…. shayad vo kapil thha

    3. sona says:

      why not main tyar hu.

      1. ankit says:

        hiii

        can i join u?

  52. ANIKET ANAND says:

    HI EVERYBODY MAIN IS SITE PE NAYA USER HOUN KYA AAPLOG MUJHSE DOSTI KARENGE

    1. divya says:

      WELCOME ANIKET UFF ANAND waise aapko ankit kahe ya anand

      1. ANIKET ANAND says:

        Tumhe jo accha lage kaho

      2. ANIKET ANAND says:

        Divya comment mean cchot gaya tha

      3. raaj says:

        Divya this is my first day for sending comment so i need a good frnd…. so will u b my frnd????

  53. divya says:

    Piyus mujhe lagta hai tumhara elaaj karna padega

    1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Divya,mai to tumhi se apna illaz karwaunga…

      karogi na Honey..???

  54. Vickyssss says:

    Tina yaar lagta hai Sameer Gaur koi naya khiladi hai ise nhi pta ki is gufa mai khud nhi ghusa jata….hehehehehhee

  55. sid says:

    hey i dont know but why is dat evry indian has to be rude….i askd a lot of em to be my pal…but attitude dsnt drop down

  56. nishant vats says:

    divya kha ho janeman choot ka matlab to pata chal gya na

    1. divya says:

      nishant darling mujhe to matalab pata tha sayed tum abhi iss khel mai naye ho

    2. divya says:

      nishant vats beta mujhe to choot ka matlab pata hai par tum sayed abhi bachhe ho or iss khel mai naye aaye hoo. i m right?

  57. spicychick says:

    tina, jo hindi words tumne kahe unke meanings mujhe nai pata, bt i thnk frndshp k liye log dekhe jate hai, city or country nai

  58. anjali says:

    MANISHHHHHH yarrrrr tum kaha the maine pta ni tumhe kaha-2 dhunda dearrrrrr.

    1. Akash says:

      how r u anjali joshi.

      1. anjali says:

        yarrr AKASH i m not joshi my surname is VERMA.

  59. anjali says:

    Hyeeeeee PIYUSH maine kya kiya yarrr mujhe bhi to pta chle.

    1. ANIKET ANAND says:

      TUMNE KUCH NAHI KIYA YAHI TUMHARI GALTI HAI KYON PIYUSH

    2. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Anjali,yaar Raaz ki baat hai nahi bolunga…bhala mai apne dost ki izzat kyu uchhalu…

  60. spicychick says:

    @piyush, wat do u knw about true love? mera relationsh 3 n half years se hai, n 3 saal tak to humne ekdusre ko dekha v nai tha n na hi mile the, to sexual atractn ka to sawal hi nai, jitna love wo mujhe karte hai na, utna hi mere parents nai kiya

  61. spicychick says:

    n piyush mere parents mujhe kisi chiz ki kami nai hone dete n nahi money ki, bt they dnt luv me, mujhe to meri mom ka face v yaad nai hai, n meri 2nd mom to hardly mujhse bat karti hai, meine pyar me ek bar dhoka khaya hai, n i learnd a lot 4m it

  62. spicychick says:

    n Imran ko sirf physicl atrctn hota, to unhone kabka mere sath sex kar liya hota, bt unhone mujhe touch v nai kiya aur na hi mujhe karne dete hai, i feel lov in his eyes, he lovs me as a Bf, father n mother, n i cn realy feel GOD in him

  63. anjali says:

    hyeeeee ANIKET we r frnds…….

    1. ANIKET ANAND says:

      Thanks anjali for friendship

  64. spicychick says:

    n u knw, ek bar church me father ne mujhe kaha tha, 'god needs a medium to comunicate with u, it could be human, a thng or a situation,he stays wid u, n wen d time cm, he shows his presence, n u can't deny it'

  65. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  66. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear hw r u???missing u dear

  67. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY mumbai aaye huye tume kitna time ho gaya hai

  68. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY yaar mene tume bahut search kiya par is naam se orkut me koi ID nhi hai

  69. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear me wait karunga dekhte hain tum kab muje bulati ho chicken tanduri khilane

  70. anjali says:

    MANISHHHHHHHH yarrrrr tum aj kl bhut km cmntt krte ho kya bat h babyyyyyyyy hme bhi to btao…

  71. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA kya tumne kabi kiya hai

    1. tina says:

      maine to khabhi nahi kiya par dekha jaroor hai.

  72. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI goa ki gaadi aa gayi hai chalen kya

    1. anjali says:

      ni KAPIL abhi ni 4-5years ke badd yar mujhe abhi pdhna h…

  73. anjali says:

    MANISHHHHHHHHHH aj ratt ko 9:30 pr online hona.. ok…..

  74. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI dear GOA me tume 2 piece me hi rehna hoga

    1. tina says:

      kapil agar tumhe anjali ke 2 piece main se ek piece utarne ke liye kaha jaye to sabse pahle konsa piece utaroge.

    2. anjali says:

      yar KAPILLLLLLL jb to phn lugi kyuki jb m apne partner k sath hungi na dearr.

  75. anjali says:

    hye KAPILLLLLLLL yh "lol" ka meaning kya hota h dear yh MANISH hmesha jb koi bhi cmnt deta h mere bare me yh word jrur likhta plzzzzzzzzz btana mujhe….

    1. Acky says:

      lol = Loud of laughter (international abbreviation)

      lol = Lots of love (abbreviation use by loved ones)

      1. Admin says:

        Abe Acky lol ka meaning hota hai
        laughing out loud

  76. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar tumare us comment se me sahmat nhi hu……jisme tumne kaha hai yaha pe sirf hawas ke pujari aate hain…me guarantee k sath keh sakta hu ki yaha par aane wale sare log bhole bhale hain…wo kothe pe nhi jate,wo call girl ke paas nhi jate ..isliye thoda sa sex ki curiosity unko yaha le aati hai…agar mere kai ladkiyo k sath sexual relationship hote to me yaha kabi nhi aata bas yaha aake thode aap logo se hans bol lete hain aur aap log use hawas..ya kyaa kyaa naam dete ho..this is not good…aur me bahut pehle se kehta rha hu ki sex ek natural process hai…agar kisi ko sex me ruchi hai to isme koi hairat ki baat nhi…haan agar kisi ko sex me ruchi na ho ye baat zarur hairan karti hai….

    1. tina says:

      Qya yaar kapil, tum to bahut imotional ho gaye.is jagah 'hawas ke pujari' ka matlab fizikali na hoker dimagi tor par tha. or itne imotion mat dikho or shuru ho jao.

  77. sohail says:

    Baba ji, aap swayem hi apna channel kyu nahi shuru karte ki sansar ki agyanta kam ho? baba sexi maharaj ki jai ho

  78. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dekho duniya tum har tarah k log milenege sabse jyada to free ki raay dene wale..lekin suno sabki par karo wahi jo dil aur dimag kahe…tum IMRAN ko hamse behtar janti ho..isliye hame ye faisla karne ka koi haq nhi hai ki wo tum se kya chahta hai ya kya nhi chahta

    1. tina says:

      are yaar kapil tu to jarurat se jyada imotional ho raha hai , ye spicy to vapas chali jayegi or hum hi tumhare sath rahenge.

      1. monty says:

        tina come with me………….only for love love love love love love aur sex only………….

  79. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear tum logo ki baato ki parwah mat karo TINA tum se yaha se chali jao kehti hai to tume jane ki zarurat nhi..ye TINA ki site nhi hai…aur use koi haq nhi aisa kehne ka

  80. kapil the cute boy says:

    KAPIL as a philosopher-SPICY log tume tab tak hurt karte rahenge jab tak tum hurt hote rahogi isliye…daro mat aur logo ki parwah mat karo..tumne muje dost kaha hai to ye dost dosti b nibhayega marte dum tak..bas tum sath dena

  81. divya says:

    kapillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  82. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI lol ka matlab wahi hota hai jo tum samaj rhi ho….purush ka lauh ang

  83. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI yaar tumari size kya hai……me har kisi ladki ko BRA gift karta hu tume b karna chahta hu

    1. tina says:

      mere khyal se tum anjali ko sabhi size ki bra gift kar do kyoki tumhare sampark main aane ke bad ek ek karke sari kam aayegi.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @tina, kapil se bra mat kharidna bada ghatiya

        maal bechta hai..

    2. anjali says:

      KAPILLLLL YARRR jb hm milenge GOA me tb btaugi…

  84. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI my dear aaj raat 9:30 baje to me nhi aa paunga muje aaj bahut kaam hai kal raat ki appointment pakki

  85. sid says:

    hi guys

  86. spicychick says:

    thnx 4 being my frnd kapil, i m nt fine at all, india me mere koi frndz v nai hai, n cuz k sath sab share nai kar sakti n US me to sab so rahe honge, mujhe mumbai aaye sirf kuch monts hue hai, lik 4 or 5, bki lif to meine US me hi thi

    1. ANIKET ANAND says:

      HI SPICY CAN WE BE FRAIND

  87. spicychick says:

    n ha mere imran k bare me koi kuch v kahe to mujhse bardast nai hota, n kapil meri id wohi hai, imran's *****girl, bt * mat likhna, meine hint diya tha, n yup , mumbai v type karke dekhna

  88. spicychick says:

    bt i felt insulted kapil, n i was outta my mind, n jab mujhe gussa aata hai tab koi use thanda nai kar sakta, bt u knw wat, if i leave, baby boy u wil b missing me, right? n kya kal 12 baje way to heart chat pe aa sakte ho? in afternoon

  89. xHIxxx:xxxBOYSxxx says:

    choot use kahtein hain jisme se ek railgadi ek gufa mein ghus to jaati hai but doosri gufa se nikal nahi pati..lol.

    1. raaj says:

      what is lol dear xHIxxxBOYSxx??????

  90. sohail says:

    spicy, tumhare jazbat aur halat ka sunkar m touched. mere bhi halat aise hi kuch guzre hain. khair.. tum se dosti hogi to khushi hogi cos m pretty ordinary. warna koi baat nahi. mujh jaise to millions mil jayenge.

  91. naughty hotty says:

    Welcome aniket…..

  92. Rukhsana says:

    Kapil Sahab!

    Tum sirf philosphy jhaarte rahoge ya kuch karoge bhi.

    Main tumhe advice karti hu ki apna ek channel launch karo.

    Ya apni koi book likho. To tumhe pata chal jayega ki tumhari TRP kitni hai aur kitne log tumhari book purchase karte hain.

    Ya yeh sab bhi nahi kar sakte to

    MLA ka ELECTION Lado….

    Tumhari jamanat zabt ho jayegi.

    1. monty says:

      rukshana come with me…………

  93. Mausam says:

    Dosto Main bhi nayaa hoon iss site per kya aap log mujhse dosti karoge.

  94. sgp says:

    hi frd can I join your friendship club??…………….

  95. raaj says:

    teena tumhara jawab bht acha lagta hai jo tum dusron ko deti ho… i like it….

  96. shahbaz says:

    hai koi chut jo mere lund ji maharaj se takkar le …………

  97. drdon says:

    hi frnds if u need hiv negative n vdrl negative certificate contact nme ok only after that go into any gufa

  98. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    AGGAR CHOOT MATLAB YEH…,,,TOH CHOOTIYAA MATLAB KYAA…..????

  99. monty says:

    tina how are you

  100. JAF says:

    hi friends hwz u all

    i m ankeet new on tihs site plz join me

  101. rajeev says:

    maja aa gaya

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