Choot Se Mukti By Baba Saxidas

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Baba Saxidas Ke Un Logo Ke Liye Kuchh Upaye Jo Apna Sara Jeevan Choot Ke Piche Kharab Kar Dete Hai

1. Hum Sab Log Choot Ke Liye Gidgidate Hai, Choot Ka Qaidi Ban Na Chhodiye Aur Muth Mariye Aur Apne Pairo Pe Khade Ho Jayiye.

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2. Jo Sapne Mein Ladki Dekh Kar Sapne Mein Hi Usko Chodne Ki Shamta Rakhte Hai Vo Sada Khush Rahte Hai

3. Aajkal Ladkiyo Ki Choot Is Kadar Fatti Hoti Hai Ki, Choot Marne Se Jyada Maja Muth Marke Aata Hai

4. Jaisi Koi Bhi Balatakari Choot Marne Ke Bad Uski Kami Ke Bare Mein Shikayat Nahi Karta, Aisi Hi Sachha Muthmar Bhi Shikayat Nahi Karta.

5. Choot Mar Kar Apne Lund Ko Beemari Laga Kar Choot Ko Chhodne Se Acha Hai Muth Mar Ke Lambe Samaya Tak Iska Ananad Lena.

5. Choot Marne Ke Liye Kamra Dhundne Aur Paisi Kharch Karne Se Acha Hai, Kahi Bhi Kabhi Bhi Muth Maro Aur Chalte Bano

So Dosto Choot Ke Piche Bhagna Chhodo Aur Muth Mar Ke Dikha Do Ladkiyo Ko Ki, Apna Haath Jagannaath

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39 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    hehehehe
    joke pdkr shri mthmar ji ki yaad aa gyi..

    1. Wanted says:

      ADMIN shers.in me aaj koi sher nhi ???

    2. shri.muthmar.ji says:

      Wanted bhai, meri etni Mahanta gaayi ja rahi ho aur ma na aaun! Aisa kabhi ho sakta ha ky? Aaj baba sexy daas ji ne meri itni mahanta bta kar mera sar garv se uncha kar diya
      *JAI HO BABA SEXYDAS JI KI*
      DOSto mere man me muth marne ke bare me ek galt vahmi paida ho gyi. Vo ye ki
      Kya muth marne se kamzori aati ha?
      Aisa ma is liYE PUch raha hu kyuki mere dosto ka aisa kahna ha

      1. Admin says:

        Bilkul aati hai kamjori iska reason ye hai ki.. chut marne se hume aurat ki garmi milti hai par muth marne se open mein pankha chal raha hota hai ya ac ki hawa lagti hai jo pappu ko nuksan deti hai

        agar apne lund ko hamesha khada rakhna chahte ho to muth marne ke 10 min tak susu na karo na usko pani se dovo aur with in 5 minutes mein ek cup doodh ka pee lo fir dekhna ki kamjori pas b nahi aayegi ;)

  2. dodhi punjab da says:

    Oe Baba ye kya to to family planning ka chair man hona chahie

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe………Dodhi Aapki bhi baat sach hai ?????

    2. Himanshu The Don says:

      Admin bhai tu fikar mat kar. Tune dhod pine ko kaha ha dhodi hamare niche hi baitha ha. Aur vo bhi punjab da. Dhodi paji ek littr dud mainu dain

  3. Jay says:

    hmmmmmm…….Hey Dosto Ye sab bakwash hai. Q K bina Choot ke Mukti ho hi nahi sakti hai:(
    Lagta hai Baba Sexidas ka Mutthmaro ne Jamkar Naye-Naye Tareeko se Mutth mara hai, Jis se BABA Ji khush hokar Mutthmari ka Bakhan kar rahe hai:(

    1. Admin says:

      beta ye teri galat fahmi hai… bina choot ke mukti to ho sakti hai par bina choot ke janam nahi

      aur baba saxidas kya sochte hao aur kya karte hai tu nahi samajh paayega

      chal baba ko sorry bol

      1. Jay says:

        hmmmm……..Soooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
        Baba ji Aap Baat ko samjhatey nahi hai aur sorry pahle hi bolwa lete hai.
        Ab ye bataye bina Chut k Mukti kaise ho sakti hai bian mutth marey ???????

        1. Admin says:

          gaand mar ke hehehe

      2. Jay says:

        Hmmm……Wo bhi kaha etani Aasani se Milti hai ?? Market me “G” ki value ch#t se kahi jyada ho gayi hai kyuki usko marne me risk jo kam hota hai:)

  4. navya says:

    hi frnds
    @wantedji hm bombay se h

    1. anup says:

      navya feel free and share than only u find the answers for enjouing life

  5. navya says:

    lekin hm noida me study k lie rhte h

  6. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    hahahahahahaha , bhai ye hi bate tumne muje call pe batayi thi mgr mai bhul gya tha ab fir se purani yad taja ho gyi , hehehehehe
    mgr bachhe paida karne k liye kya kare ????? tab to inke chakar katne hi padenge na , buhuuuu

    1. Admin says:

      chooot ka upyog karo uske piche pagal na bano.

      iska ye matlab nahi hai ki tum kabhi choot ke darshan hi na karo ;) abe hehehehe hafte mein 2 3 din choot maro lo baki ke muth hehehehe

      1. Jay says:

        Yaani k ek din chut aur ek din Mutth ?????????

        1. Admin says:

          nahi 5 din muth do din lagatar choot hehehe

      2. Jay says:

        Hehehe………Bhai, do din koun se ? Saturday, Sunday ya phir Friday, Saturday ??????

        1. Admin says:

          vo tum log choose karo ;)

  7. Ashish says:

    {Namaskar} admin ji wah wah wah kya baat h apne chodumal ji ka accccha axpiriyans h muth maar ki teknik ka ladkiyo ki to siti he baj jaye gi bechario ki c§ ka kya hoga ha ha ha…

  8. Nilesh says:

    Hi dosto kaise ho.
    Jai ho baba sexidas ki
    bhakto ko gyan ki baaten batane ke liye apko shat shat naman……..jai ho.

  9. Cobra says:

    idea to achha hai par prectical nahi hai…
    hath ka jitna bhi use kar lo ch@@@@@t ki jarurat to hamesha rahegi.

    1. Jay says:

      Cobra bhai Aapki baat sahi hai, Bina @@@t ke @@@d ki Aatma ko mukti kaha ??

  10. Hps says:

    Dosto namskar!!!!!!!!….ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai, isame hum aadhi raat ke bad logon ki neend kharab karte hai, dhanyawad “shubh ratri”, ab aap so jayen.

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    @jai bhai business aajkal thoda manda chal rha hai..tumne Pankaj se charcha ki mere business ke bare me to kuch tips b de do jis se ki dhanda chal nikle…
    @Rashi ji aajkal aap free hain to fir program banaya jaye Massoorie ghumne ka…?

    1. Jay says:

      Kapil bro. Good morning!!
      Aapka business Aajkal manda chal raha hai to tens mat le, Q K one month ke baad Shadi-Viwah ka session shuru hi hone wala hai phir to khoob doudega Aapka business.
      Waise hum pankaj bhai se request karenge ki wo koi aisa tips de ki Aapka business kabhi manda na ho.

  12. Nilesh says:

    Hehehehehehehe……lekin choot na mile to maza bhi nhi aata hai ..hehehehehe……

  13. Jay says:

    Good Morning all of u……

  14. Harsh says:

    Muth maarne se better hai Gaand maar lo

  15. Janu says:

    Baba chut me ungali kar pani nikalana sahi hai

  16. Raj Bindaas says:

    hehehehe apna hath jagarnath kya line hai yr

  17. manish kmr says:

    Admin Bhai mai samjha nahi kuch point apne kyun chod diye aur maza kirkira kar diya. Chalo mere is comment ko hi post kar do mai usme hi santusht ho jaunga. Dhanyawaad

    हम सभी यहाँ चूत के लिए गिडगिडाते हैं यही बंधन है.चूत का कैदी बनना छोड़िये.मुठ मारिये और अपने पैरो पै खड़ा होना सीखिए .

    अगर आपने चूत के बारे में हवाई किले बना रखें हैं, तो घबराओ मत वो पूरे होंगे ; उन्हें वंही रहने दीजिये. बस उसके नीचे मुठ मारकर नीव डाल दीजिये.समझो हो गए पूरे.

    जो सपनो में लड़की देख लेते हैं और सपने में ही चोद डालने की क्षमता रखते हैं , वो खुश रहते हैं.

    ख़ुशी जीवन का राज़ -पहले खुद से कहो कि तुम्हे कैसी चूत चाहिए और फिर मुठ मारना शुरू कीजिये .

    जीवन की विडम्बना यह नहीं है कि आप किसी लड़की की चूत नहीं मार सके , बल्कि यह है कि चूत मारने के लिए आपके पास टोय चूत तक भी नहीं थी .

    आजकल लड़कियों की इस कदर चूत फटी होती है की लड़की की चूत और मुठ मारने में कोई फर्क नहीं.

    लोग कहते हैं कल्पना की शक्ति हमें अनंत बनाती है लेकिन सचाई एक और भी है यह मुठ्मार भी बना देती है

    जैसे कोई भी बलात्कारी चूत की कमी के बारे में शिकायत नहीं करता.ऐसे ही कोई सच्चा मुठ्मार भी शिकायत नहीं करता .

  18. cid bal brahmchari says:

    hi kese ho sab hawas ke pujari or iss lund ke baal jaisi web site
    kaa chutiya 24/7 gandi soch wala motherfucker owner ???

    1. Admin says:

      kyu be mene teri maa kab chodi bahan ke lode…..

      abe agar tu ye galat fehmi mein hai to bhul ja tu meri anhi kisi kuttiya aur kutte dwara chodi gayi maa ki aulad hai bahan ke lode.

  19. Awadh kurmi says:

    Baba ji ki jay ho hihi..

  20. robinrai says:

    sab ko parnaam,sab ko namaste,jha se nikle the,vahi pe fase.

  21. nav says:

    muth marne se kya bad me lund kda ni hota kya

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