Chote Bachhe Ne Ladki Behosh Kar Di, Kaise?

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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne Fone Uthaya.

Ladki: “Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do.

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Bacha: “Aap Ka Name?

Ladki: “Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki Jaan-E Man Ka Fone Hai.

Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.

Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha: “Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “Randi” Likha Hua Hai

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7 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehe.,……
    Randi no-5

  3. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Hehehe.! ;-)

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Question: “Why Does A Madrasi Never Smooch When Having Sex?”
    Answer: “He Is Too Busy Holding His Lungi Up With His Teeth“

  5. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    ” GHOR KALYUG KA EXAMPLE ”
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    SUHAGRAAT KE BAAD PATI APNI PATNI SE BOLA
    PATI: ARE KHOON TOH NIKLA HI NAHI
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    PATNI NE GUSSE ME AAKAR JAWAB DIYA
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    PATNI: KYUN HARAMI TUNE ANDER TEER MARA THA KYA..?

  6. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Biology Teacher :4 inch is necessary for pregnancy.
    A girl asked : Madam, what about 9 inch?
    Teacher : I’m talking about necessary, Not luxury..! :-P

  7. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Kisi Madarchod
    shayar ne arz kiya he:-
    Tamatar khaao khun badhao
    buland karo hausala,
    Muuth maro lund badhao faad daalo bhosda
    /-/*√

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