Chyawanprash Khane Ka Fayda

Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.”

Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.”

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Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness

Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.

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Snta- Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti He. Bnta- Muje Bi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rehti He? Bata Na Bhai. Snta- Abey Bhenchod! Chusti Rehti He, Chusti Yani Fitnes

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