Common Between Men And Dog

  1. Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed.
  2. Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning.
  3. Both Are Threatened By Their Own Kind
  4. Both Like To Chew Wood.
  5. Both Mark Their Territory.
  6. Both Are Bad At Asking You Questions.
  7. Neither Tells You What’s Bothering Them.
  8. Both Tend To Smell Riper With Age.
  9. The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous.
  10. Neither Does Any Dishes.
  11. Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut.
  12. Both Like Dominance Games.
  13. Both Are Suspicious Of The Postman.
  14. Neither Knows How To Talk On The Telephone.
  15. Neither Understands What You See In Cats.

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  1. naina says:

    deleted ji ko bhut maja aa rha tha rashii ji aur wanted ji ki khichai krkr, ab aaya na maza rathee ji….
    :p nice one,
    @priya exam to 24 ko hoge finish…
    @nilesh meri holi achi rhi tum btao bhabhi ji kesi h ab…
    @rashii , kese ho?

    1. Deleted says:

      Naina ji , Mein dusaro par joke karta hun to khud par joke khane ki himmat bhi rakhta hun ….aur meine kabhi wanted and Rashi ji ka mazak nahi KIA ….na Jane aap logo ki aisa kyon lag raha h …..

      GUD joke admin ……

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