Condom Aur Whisper Ki Kahani Unki Jubani

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Condom To Whisper: “Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week.

Whisper Replied: “If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Condom 2 Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business 4 One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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62 Comments

  1. Dev says:

    Oh right.

  2. Dev says:

    Happy bday tina. Mai soch raha tha kya gift du tumhe. Kya du… Kya du..

    .kya de sakta hu. .. …….

    oh yes a lot of flying kisses.,.

    dont count accept all

    1. loverboy says:

      tina ko whisper gift kar de……….

      1. Dev says:

        Loverboy wo to mai tina ko de deta magar kaise du. Tere ko addres pata ho to bata de.

      2. tina says:

        Lover boy & dev, tum ito gaye ho or tumhe ye bhi pata nahi hai ki kabhi bhi kisi ladki ko WISHPER gift nahi karte hai, or khasker ki agar qo tumhari bahan jaisi ho.

        1. anshul says:

          MAAN GAYE TINA KYA ANSWER DIYA HAI.JOKES KI TARAH LAGA THA .SOCHTE HI HASI AATI HAI.

    2. tina says:

      @dev, sabse pahle tumhe dhanyawad.tumhara flying kiss mujhe abhi tak nahi mila hai, mujhe lagta hai use admin ne edit karke apne pass hi rakh liya hai.

  3. anjali says:

    wt a joke

    1. anand says:

      @anjali, parhogi tab to pata chalega (wt a joke).puchh kyon rahi ho?..:)

      1. anjali says:

        i mean ANAND mst joke h smjheeeee dear…….

        1. mahesh says:

          hiiii dear!

      2. anand says:

        @Tina mujhe pata hai mai to bas majak kar raha tha yaar.

  4. anjali says:

    he!!!hehehe!!!!

    nice joke admin.

  5. anjali says:

    hyeeee MANISHHHH i misssssssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuu Babyyyyyyyyy………..

  6. tina says:

    GOOD ONE.

    1. anand says:

      @tina i know urs good one, batane ki jarurat nahi hai…:)

  7. spicychick says:

    oh, owsome joke admin bro! really cool, IT DID MAKE MY DAY, thnxxxxx :-)

  8. spicychick says:

    Good morningggggg mumbaiiii!!!!! goodmorn to all friendz

  9. spicychick says:

    hi tina, wat do u do?

  10. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Admin,agar Condom aur Whisper Business

    ke profit & loss ke baare me sochne lage to hamara to

    Dhanda hi chhopat ho jayega…

    1. panchhi says:

      piyush tune pehle btaya nhi k tu condom or whispers bechta hai?hum tere pas h ate kharid ne k liye yaar bt its ok or ha chinta n kr hum tera dhandha chopat hone ni denge

  11. divya says:

    TINA,I just want to say, Happy Birthday To you

    my dear Dear Friend Our Friendship Will Never End

    1. tina says:

      @Divya. Thanksss a lotttt. i m very impress , ye jan kar ki yeha par sab mujhe yaad kar rahe hai, ab to wakai ghar ka mahol lagne laga hai.

  12. divya says:

    Happy Birthday To you TINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  13. divya says:

    kapilllllllll

    1. dil b says:

      divya

  14. manish says:

    hi divyaa,,hw r u….yaar dad is still in icu

    1. divya says:

      Manish aapke dad thik ho jayenge

    2. anjali says:

      HYEEEEEE MANISHHHHHHH d'nt take tension baby sb thik ho jayega….

      bt i misssss uuuuuuu jaannnnnnnn….

  15. Anuj says:

    ha Ha Ha Kya Baat Hai

  16. bital says:

    ye joke nhi hai.

    1. divya says:

      bital yaar ye joke nhi hai to kya hai?

  17. divya says:

    sahil parjapat ji aapne aapko ans de diya tha hum frnds hai yaar

  18. minisha says:

    but baat to sachi hai

  19. Dev says:

    Admin today u took a lot time to approve cmmnts.

    were u busy anywhere?

  20. sohail says:

    gr8 joke Admin bhai, well done. waise mujhe na condomn pasand hai na whisper wala period…hehehe

    1. panchhi says:

      to kya pasand hai sohail tuje?desh ki abada badhana?

  21. Sanju says:

    Q Minisha, tum is mistake ko saham chki ho ?????????

  22. Sanju says:

    Dear Tina,Minisha,Divya,anjali, Rosy, & Pia

    bbye for 2 days

  23. pankaj says:

    bechara whisper kaam ganda hai par karna padta hai

    1. panchhi says:

      pankaj to apni girlfriend ko bolo bread rakh de usse whispr ganda ni hoga,kyu tina?

  24. princevikas says:

    yaar mein tumhe dokebaj lagta ho to theek hei par sak ki koi dabai nahi bani jo tumhe do yaar

  25. pankaj says:

    idea acha hai tumne kitni baar try kiya hai ???????

    1. panchhi says:

      ni yar mene to kabhi try ni kiya bt tera dukh mujse dekha ni gya so….tere liye hi ye dhundha hai…

  26. pankaj says:

    sahi main yaar ek dukh to door kar diya ab gf ka dukh bhi door kar de

  27. pankaj says:

    gf nahi hai so wo bhi dhoondh de

  28. Rosy says:

    @tina, hapy brthday.. Hv fun:-D

    1. anand says:

      @Rosy kya ye sahi hai aisa hota hai kya?

      1. Rosy says:

        @anand, jaake apne family members se puch kya hota h or kya ni? I could b specific also, lekin isme unki koi galti ni h

        1. anand says:

          @Rosy mai to tumhe achha samajhata tha, isiliye kisi pe comt karu ya nahi tumse karta tha, lakin tum bhi baki logon ki tarah hi ho, jo majak me bhi family ko le ate hai, tumne bahut hurt kiya,,

  29. anand says:

    @tina hapy brthday..Hv fun:-D

  30. balaji says:

    hi divya kya tumko appna Business 9 Months ke liya loss karna hai he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

  31. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    SAHI HAI…………!!!

  32. kapeed says:

    @panchhi, I aggre wid U, Bread me sos bhi nahi lagana padega

  33. drdon says:

    hi friends how r u

  34. Rosy says:

    @anand, hey wait!! Jab u ne muje pucha toh it ws joke lekin jab maine bola ki go n ask ur family membrs, tab u felt bad.. Toh anand ji, jo baat apko buri lagti h, dusro ko v lagti h..stil..sory:-(

    1. Lovetodofun says:

      Hey rosy great ans yaar i agry wid u……..hum har kisi ko barabar haq dena chahiye as u said sab ki feelings hote hai bt be remember grls ko kabhi aeisa nai karna chahiye ki ladke apani insaniyat bhul jaye n do rape wid them un ko kuch had tak soch samjh ke rehna chahiye

      1. Rosy says:

        @love2dufun, no..gal ko sochna ni chaiye.. Fyt 4 ur ryt hona chaiye..

    2. anand says:

      @Rosy ji, my dear Rosy ji apko mujhe jitni gali deni hai jo bolana hai ap boliye mujhe bura nahi lagega, kyonki meri galati hai maine apko bola tha aur apka haq banata hai mujhe bolne ka sirf mujhse, aur mai sirf apko. thnx.

  35. Lovetodofun says:

    Galat baat hai aagar condom ne bhi galati kar di to humare galti karne ka kya faida…….hum condom ke bharose hi to eatni hasi galti karte hai aagar us ne bhi galti kar di to………..aaj se condom band ab aaj se partner ko goli dena chalu

  36. Jaishanker says:

    Hi agar ladki condom par bharosa karke pad ka maketing karti hai to pad ko bhi condom ko roj awasar dena chahiye

  37. anita says:

    good

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