Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye

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Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho

Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun

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Santa2Dr- Condom Lgane K Bad B Biwi k 3 Bache Ho Gye. Dr- Condom Kese Lgate Ho? Snt- Jitna Lund Pe Chadta H Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Age Se Kat Deta Hu.

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  1. Madhab says:

    Santa tumko to kandom lagana bhi nahi aata job aage se kat dega tab condom lagane ka faida fir kya huwa.

    May all friends kaise ho aur kaha ho Sab…………………………..

  2. shashank says:

    hello friends yaar mera system kharab ho gaya tha, mujhe lagta hai sabhi friends bhool gaye honge, hi rashi sheela divya, rahul admin ji, baba sexidas, panchi i love u all friends

  3. Sam says:

    Abe hahaha santa to chutia nikla abe santa agar aisa karega to teri biwi gabhin to hogi hi na wl sameer bhai joke acha hi hai santa ko condom lagane k gyan ki jarurat hai. Savita ji mujhe is mamle me ap exp lagti hai plz santa or baki users ko kuch gyan dijiye hahaha i sure hum apke huby ko nahi batayenge .hahaha abe arush anshul jimmy simmi mausam and all wer r u gus wl savita ji bura na maniyo holi ane wale hai hehe..

  4. savita says:

    hi my all friends tum logon ne mere jokes par koi comment nahin kia mai ab aage se koi joke add nahi karoongi sorry.
    Hi Adminji ab samajh mai aaya ki aapne pichle joke mai santa ko clever qu dikhya hahaha!
    vaiseto mai salah de sakti hu ki use size ka lena chahiye jisse katna na pare magar santa ko samjhne do ki condom katne se 3 bachche hue honge magar haqeekat mai teeno adminji ke hain m i r8?hehehe

  5. Rashii says:

    Arre santa to hosiyar ban gaya tha ye jarur banta hoga hehehe
    nice joke
    ab jra apne frnds se baat ker lu
    hi admin ji hru, apka fot tut gaya, but ye fot hota kya hain, btaiyega

    Dhiraj ji apko kaise pta chala meri tbiyat khrab thi, ab main tik hu, ap kaise ho?
    Where r u dev ji
    thnx simmi ji, kaisi ho ap?
    Divya ji, sheela ji kaha ho ap?
    Mausam ji mujhe sirf hot/cool/basant he pasnd hai
    waise ajkal apper ladke fida ho rahe, sanbhlna hehe
    matrix ji ap k cmt me last me(p) ka kya mtlb hai
    raavan ji aj ap apne sir k hair wash ker rahe ho jo itna busy ho hehe shona kaisi hai
    Hi Madhab ji hru?
    Arjun ji apki hasi se apki khusi pta chal rahi hai, hum b khush hai humhe b ek or new frnd mil gaya
    welcome Vikram ji
    n mere all frnds where r u?

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Rashii ji galti se type ho gaya mene bolna thha ki fon toot faya

      Ab apna number deti nahi tum to mene gusse se fon ek ladki ko de maara vo kameeni side mein ho gayi aur fon deewar mein lagne ki jagha sath mein padi chair pe laga aur vaha se niche girne laga to niche ek kapda pada thha uspe gira aur bachh gaya.

      Bas vaha se ghar aya aur friend ko call karne ke liye jaisi hi nikala pocket se to vo niche gir ke toot gaya

    2. Matrix says:

      Are Rashi ji aap to badi nadaan hai.Mere comment mein last mein (:P) ye symbol hai. Is symbol ko side se dekho to yeh laughing symbol jaisa dikhta hai.

      Baba saxidas ji,

      Aapne kbhi bataya nahi ki aap hi savita ji ke husband hai he……..he……he……

      Bekaar ka mein pati patni ke bich aaya :P he….he…..

      Mausam,

      Wo kya tera asli naam hai, ki he……he…..sabhi ko confuse karne ke liye wo naam rakha hai?

      Cobra ji,

      Pehle to maine socha ki aap bade passionate aur agressive kism ke admi honge, par jab aapne kaha ki aapka naam (COlour Bra) hai tab hansi aa gayi he……he……he…….he…..

      Divya ji,

      Aap kahin mujhse gussa toh nahi hai na :P

      Asal mein mujhe mazak karne ki aadat hai.

      Savita ji,

      Aap shayad mujhse gussa hongi ki mein bina baat ke aap par comment karta hoon. Isiliye ab jab tak aap mujhse kuch nahi puchengi tab tak no comment on you ^_^

      1. Wanted says:

        rasii ji, mujhe nhi pta tha ki new freind k aate he aap apne purane bf ko bhul jayengi.. fir v aapke liye ek sher hai..

        dunia me bhut gm milenge,

        sach mano sachche dost bhut km milenge,

        jis mod pr chor denge savi tera sath,

        usi mod pr tumhe hm milenge,,

        @hi matrix, kaise ho? tumhari series ki new movie kb aa rhi hai? hehehehe

  6. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di m ur brother aap bhul gai kya mujhe aapka khayal nahi rahega to kya sexibaba khayal rakhenge haha!:)..tc…

    @hi! missing frnds kanha ho..rashii di m alright..bahut busy rahta hoon aajkal…dats y kam cmnt kar pata hoon..JAY HO!:).

  7. Rashii says:

    Admin ji kya keru ap kafi spelling mistake kerte ho isliye samjh nhi aata

    Arush ji n Wanted ji ap dono he mujhe bhul gaye thae kitne cmt kiye apko bt apka reply he nhi aaya, kaise ho ap?

    Dhiraj ji itna busy b mt rho ki apni di ko yaad he na kero n jay ji kaise hai

    hi shanshak ji lappy he to khrab hua tha mobile to tik tha na n hru?

    Matrix ji thnx btane k liye hehe ab main b ap k (p) ka use kerungi :-P

    ab nini aa rahi hai gudnyte admin ji n frnds subhratri

  8. raavan says:

    oye panchhi meri jaan khan hai yaar tu aise luka chhupi ka khel nahi mat khelo yaar mujhe tumhari kami khal rahi hai

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    hy rashi kaisi ho yaar ye kalyug ka raavan hai iska ek hi sir hai so mujhe hair wash karne me jyada time nahi lagta vaise mujhe yaad karne ke liye thanks yaar tumhari didi panchhi to mujhe yaad karna bhi jaroori nahi samjhati

  9. Mausam says:

    hahahhhhahaa Joke is nice,santa hoshiyaar he lekin technically thoda weak he,

    ye sach he friends ki yahaan iss site par Technically strong sabse jyaada Mrs Savita ji hain,bas savita ji apna gyaan hame deti rahain, Theoritacally hi deti rahain, Practically ki jarurat nhi hai hahahhaaaa.hey Savita ji u r so nice yaar.

    @ Matrix Bhai,maine Mausam naam kisee ko confuse karne k liye nhi rakhaa he,ye mera pet name he,lekin asli name nahi he.mera asli name,Naveen he aur haan yahaan par sabhi log jaante hain iss name ko.

    but Matrix bhai ek aap hi confuse hue ho Mausam name se aur koi nhi hua.heheeee

    @ Rashi ji maine aapki baat ka dhyaan rakhunga,waise Matrix ko maine samjha diya he hahahaaa.

    @ Dhiraj ji aap mujhe apni film ke liye sign karke kahaan gayab ho gaye the yaar. ok welcome back.film kab shuru kar rhe ho bataana yaar.hehe

    @ sam ji,anshulji ,princeji,divya ji panchee ji ravan ji ,lofarji and all friends kaise ho sab.

    1. viru says:

      @mausam,

      Aap ka nam "naveen" hai ye jankar muze ek real story yaad aa gai.

      Mere ek friends ka name b "naveen" hai.

      Ek din mai aur mere dost with family uske ghar gaye. Kisine naveen ki wife ko puchha-

      "bhabhi ji naveen mai kya hai" (whats in new)

      bhabhi k munh se fatak se nikal gaya-

      "naveen mai to kuchh khas nahi hai"

      Ye sunkar sab log has pade.

      So, u take care.

      Hi everybody.

      How r u?

  10. Babulal says:

    GHALIB ki Biwi ne Chudai se

    inkar kiya to Usne gusse me farmaya:

    "Le jaao apni Choot ko apni Maa k bhosde me,

    ki Ghalib ko Apne haath pe aitbaar aaj bhi hai.

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