Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

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Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena

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Dukandar: “Kis Liye?

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho

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Ldki- Condom Dena. Dukandar:kis Liye? Ldki- Bhosdike, Tere Bap Ko Gift Dungi, Taki Tere Jesa Kam Dimag Ka Dusra Paida Na Ho

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32 Comments

  1. savita says:

    When love is in the air you know it is time to celebrate Holi Happy Holi
    My all dear friends sabhi ko holi ki badhai…….
    hehehehe mujhe pata hai ki ab samir jaroor kuch bolega magar adminji mai apne doston ke pyar ko dekh dobara comment kar rahi hun mujhe pata hai holi par sab kuch pichla maf hota hai.
    Vese bhi main vo ladki hun.. mere baap ne meri maa ko 3 co.doms pahan ke ch.da thha fir bhi mein aa gayi..
    Sorry Adminji agar bura laga hoto Haaaaappppppy HOLIIIIIIIIII Its my fevorite fasti so i remine 2 all my old friendssssssss….

    1. Pussy licker says:

      Savita can i lick ur pussy and colour ur face with my cum bura na mano holi hai

      1. Matrix says:

        Ha..ha…ha…ha…ha…ha…..

        Are yaaron aisi aisi bataein na kiya karo aankhon se aansoo nikal jate hain (Haste-Haste) :D

      2. Imran says:

        bhai mast tha

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Savita yaar ek baat puchu ye 3 condom wali baat tume tumhari maa ne btai thi k baap ne pls. Bura mat maan lena ……..agar maan b logi to mera kya kar logi hahahahaha

      1. Matrix says:

        Hmm.. I appreciate it.
        Baat to sahi kahi heartbeat ne :P
        He..he…he..

        1. Puja says:

          I also appriceate i love you sooo much mmmmuuummmaaahhhh.

      2. Mausam says:

        @ Dear Heartbeat,

        nice question,waise main jab Savita ji ka ye comment padh rha tha to mere dimaag me bhi aayaa tha same question,but maine socha ki jarur kisi na kisi Genious ne ye question Savita ji par daag diya hoga,isliye maine pahle saare comments padhne ka decide kiya aur wo Genious mujhe mil ho gayaa.

        ab dekhna ye he pyaare ki timhe iska answer milta he ki nahi. hehehhe

        @ Savita ji welcome back and nice to see you. aapne sahi kahaa ki Holi ke shubh avsar par saare gile shikve maaf. waise aapke comments Uchch shreni ke aur Gyaanvardhak hote hain hehhehee please keep it up .

      3. sankey boy says:

        gaand

    3. Mausam says:

      savita tumne to kahaa tha ki tum ye site band karva dogi.aisa kyu kahaa tha ye bataogi,

      ab yahaan par kis liye aai ho ye to bataogi.tumhaare ghar par letter gayaa tha kya ki Savita ji aajaao tumhaare bina ye site sooni sooni lag rhii he.aisa kuchh leteer gayaa tha kya.

      waise tumne apne iss comment se ye to proove kar diya ki tum

      apne baap ke dwaara use kiye gaye 3-3 fate hue condoms ka nateeja ho

      hehheheeheh hahahaahaah

      1. panchhi says:

        hahhhha mausam ji hasi aa rai he bahot apke cment padh kr hahah vaise muje lga ye savita achhi gal he bt ye to sachmuch ki haramjadi nikli!!!!!

        1. Admin says:

          panchii thanks – indirectly tumne mera sath diya..

          Narajgi apni jagha hai par jarurat pade sab ek ho jate hai.. Luv u friends and ur friendship

    4. jai says:

      jahil log aa hi jate h

      maderchod hote h na so

    5. Cobra says:

      Savi bhabhi wellcome.

    6. paras says:

      oh u know we should never use more than one condom at the same time, hahah bcoz they get tired by friction, so that's why u r born by mistake, just one condom was enough to not allowed u to born, hahah

  2. Ape says:

    Good .

  3. Pussy licker says:

    Shopwala chutiya tha ushe ye bhi nahi pata condom kyu use karte hai

  4. shubham says:

    bahut badia koi humse bhi dosti karlo!

    1. savita says:

      bheek nahi mangne ka yaar.here all r friends.Happy Holi.

  5. Heartbeat says:

    Ye loktanter hai janta se sawal karne ka nahi bole to custmer satisfection is main moto of shopkeeper nahi to wo consumer court ja sakti hai

  6. mohan says:

    HAPPY HOLI TO EVERYONE WHO USES THIS SIGHT

  7. Raj Bindaas says:

    Mast joke hai maja aa gaya hahahaha……..

  8. Wanted says:

    hehehehe… admin bro kya baat hai, abhi tk hosh me ho?

    joke bhut der se samajh me aaya, lagta hai ab tk meri utri nhi hai.. hehehehe

    WAISE JOKE BHUT MAST HAI

    1. Puja says:

      Yaar tum bhi to bhut mast hoo

      1. Wanted says:

        hi puja, hw r u?? holi kaisi rahi dear??

  9. Raj Bindaas says:

    hahahahaahaha ye joke padhkar mujhe kuch log yaad aa gaye kash unke baap ko v condom mila hota to 2-4 gadhe kam paida hote

  10. Puja says:

    Savita tum ne bataya nahi ye condom wali baat tumhe bataye kis ne
    hyyyy heartbeat can we be a friend,hello matrix how are you hyy admine whats about you,,

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Puja yaar waise to hum sab yaha friend hai agar spl. Friend banne ka hai to bolne ka

  11. handsome devil says:

    Nice joke yar

  12. SNAKEY says:

    hahahaha nice1 …

  13. Harsh says:

    Savitaji aap sab gile shikve bhul gayi na You are great savitaji

  14. dharmendra says:

    ye kaun chodu chemist tha ye poochta use yahin karogi ya ghar par

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