Daag To Achhe Hai, Surf Excel Hai Na

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Pappu Ek Din Pair Fisalne Ki Wajah Se Naali Mein Gir Gaya

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Ladki: “Surf Excel Hai Na, To Daag Achhe Hai

Pappu Girne Ki Wajah Se Vese Hi Tension Mein Thha Ye Sun Kar Bola.

Pappu: “Daag Itne Hi Achhe Lagte Hai To Whisper Na Lagaya Kar

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Pappu Nale Me Gir Gaya To Tabi Piche Se 1 Ladies Ki Awaz Ayi- Surf Excel He Na Dag Ache H. Pappu- Dag Itne Hi Achche He To Whisper Mat Lgya Kr.

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17 Comments

  1. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Correct answer… Hehehehe…..

  2. zorro says:

    hehehehehehe

    1. Rashii says:

      Hehehehehehehe

      1. Admin says:

        ab tu kaisi kar pa rahi hai comment

    2. Rashii says:

      Jaise ap kr pa rahe ho cmt Type karkr hehe

      1. Admin says:

        to pahle kya hath toot gaye thhe :(

      2. Rashii says:

        Pehle ho nhi pa rahe thae cmt, mast joke per kiye aj cmt khub saare :-)

  3. rashii says:

    Hmmm

  4. Ratan Noora says:

    hahahahahahahahaha

  5. Anuj says:

    hehehehhehehehe bahat badhiya,,,, maza aagya hehehehehe

  6. Rashii says:

    Ho gaya cmt humara :-)
    hey dosto kaise ho ap sb?
    Hum cmt hi nhi kar pa rahe thae kuch dino se :-(
    Wanted ji kaise ho ap? New work kaisa chal rha hain apka, hum apko wish bhi nhi kar paye sry :-(
    dhiraj ji miss u ji
    jay dear ap to gayb hi ho gaye, hum miss kar rahe hain apko jaldi aa jayie
    kinshuk ji hum ok hain ap kaise ho?
    Hey frnds aj humara result aa gya 79% aayi humari:)
    kapil ji ap ka style bhi nice hain :-D
    sbhi dosto kaise ho ap sb, aur kaha gayb ho?

    1. Cobra says:

      kya ka result hai…

      badai ho…
      mita bhijwa dena

  7. ¤SHAAN¤ says:

    jambara gambar joke he.

  8. deleted says:

    Correct answer…..

  9. rajneesh says:

    bahut achha…… hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  10. Hps says:

    Hehehehe

  11. replicant says:

    gobhi bhot badiya hai….. he he he

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