Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?

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Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai

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The Joke "Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho" posted on 04 Jun 2016 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with , , and viewed 460,702 times.

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Pappu: Daddy Ap To Chut.ya Ho. Santa: Kyun?? Pappu: Jab Aj Ap Bahar Gye The Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi The K Jaldi Kro Wo Ch.tiya Aane Wala Hai.

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  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning frndz.
    Hahahahaha….
    Bewkuph santa
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub..??
    PRIYA DI aap kaisi hai, busy hai kya. Idhar aap aa b nhi rhi.. Kya bat hai sub acha to hai na..??

  2. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    “If Someone Closes His Door On Your Face,
    Then Make Him Realize That. .










    KUNDI DARWAZE K DONO TARAF HOTI HY ;-)

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