Dadi Maa Ki Story

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Bachha Dadi Se: “Dadi Mujhe Ek Kahani Sunao Na

Dadi: “Ek Bar Ek Gaanv Mein Ek Sawami Ji Hua Karte Thhe

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Bhacha Beech Mein Hi Tokte Hye: “Kya Dadi Mujhe Hamesha Sexy Story Hi Sunati Ho

English Version

Grandson: “Grandma Tell Me One Story

Grandma: “Once There Was One Swamiji In A Town

Grandson: “Stopp Itt Grandma, You Always Tell Me Only Sex Stories.

SMS / One Liner Version

Bachha- Dadi Muje 1 Kahani Sunao Na. Dadi- 1 Bar 1 Ganv Me 1 Sawami Ji Hua Krte The. Bhacha- Kya Dadi Muje Hamesha Sexy Story Hi Sunati Ho

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42 Comments

  1. Sonia says:

    Bad joke

  2. Wanted says:

    smjh me nhi aaya :(

    @rashiiii 2mne aisa soch v kaise liya k mai 2mhe yaad nhi krta? 2mhare liye :-

    dil ko lakh smjhaya kitujhe yaad krna chod de,

    mgr dil k hr kone se awaz aayi k wo mere hr saanso me basi hai,

    to kya ab saans lena v chod de..

    1. Wanted says:

      rashiiii

      yaad mujhko kaun aaya raat bhr,

      dil jla to bujh n payaraat bhr,

      ek jra si muskuraht kaasar,

      nind khoyi chain gwaya raat bhar..

      ye pankaj udhash ki ek khubsurt gazal hai jo mai sirf tumhare liye sunta hu. miss u sooo much dear..

      1. Rashii says:

        Hi wanted ji so sweet ap humare liye gajal sunte ho, sry ji humne apki dosti per shaq kiya, waise galti humari b nhi hain ap hi hume yaad nhi karte ho hume khud apni yaad apko dilani padti hain

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Bhai ye double language wala tarika badiya laga thanx

    1. Rashii says:

      Gd evening heartbeat ji kaise ho ap, bhul to nhi gaye ap hume, hum rashii hain apki barbi dost

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Hlo rashii my barbi doll dear jaise marte dum tak dil se uski dhadkan juda nahi ho sakti waise hi is heartbeat k heart ki beats tum sab dost hi ho agar main apne heart ki beats ko hi bhul jaunga to main to samjo khalas he khalas

  4. Jay says:

    Admin bhai sach me mujhe bhi ye joke kuch v samajh me nahi aaya, ki esme hasne wali kya baat hai, Aur baccha aisa kyu bol raha hai ?????????

    1. Admin says:

      hmmmmmm koi bat nahi dear kisi na kisi ko to jarur samajh aayega

  5. Anuj says:

    admin sory but baha maza nhi aaya

  6. kinshuk says:

    hme ye joke bilkul bhi samajh m nhi aaya,

    joke is nt good,and dhiraj, jay , rashii, panchii kese ho sb/

    1. panchhi says:

      me to badiya hu kinshuk ap kese ho?

    2. Jay says:

      Kinshuk yaar hum to mast hai, Aap apni sunaye aapki study kaisi chal rahi hai ????

  7. Rashii says:

    Samjh nhi aaya kripya pankaj ji ko bulayie samajhane k liye hehehehe

    hi murga num 1 kaise ho ap hehehe

    jay dear spelling mistake kuch jyda hi karne lage ho ap..

    Kaha busy rehte ho ap?

    Dhiraj ji kaise ho ap?

    Kinshuk ji dosti ki aur bhul gaye?

    Humari behne kaha busy hain?

    1. panchhi says:

      rashi pankaj ko mt bulao uski bw ne sun liya to bechare ki aj frse dhulai ho jayegi

      1. Jay says:

        hehehe……Aur phir es Barsaat k mausam me dry (sukhne) hone me hafto lag jaayenge:P

    2. Jay says:

      Rashii dear Kya Karey aapki Yaad hi Etani Aati Hai Kee Aapko Miss Karte-karte Mistake Ho Jati Hai….hehehe

      Dear Mai Kahi busy Nahi Hun Lekin Na Jane Mujhe Kaya Ho Gaya Hai keeeee______

      Main Aksar Ab Sab Sey Katraane Laga Hoon

      Khud Ko Ab Khud Sey Chupane Laga Hoon

      Koi Mujh Sey Agar Mere Dil Ka Haal Puche To

      Khabar Usey Kuch Aur Hi Sunaane Laga Hoon

      Meri Tanhai Ka Ab Yeh Aalam Hai keeeeee

      Apni Dastaan Khud Hi Gungunaney Laga Hoon

      Koi Ataa Bhi Nahin Abb Mere Ghar Mein

      Phir Main Kyun Issey Sajaney Laga Hoon

      Kuch Haasil Nahin Hai Uss Guzrey Waqt Say

      Yehi Soch Kar ‘BahuT’ Kuch Ab Bhulaney Laga Hoon !

  8. panchhi says:

    hehehe kuch smj me ni aya…@jay dear me mast hu aur tm kese ho? Me thodi c busy thi par ap sb k cment roj padh liya krti thi kese b krke aur me samir se h milne gai thi vha pathano ne bechare ki halat kharab krdi h ab ap log h use chhudakr le aaona..

    1. Jay says:

      huhuhu……..Mujhe jis chez ka shak aur Dar thha wahi huwa…..Kabootari tumko yaad hoga maine pahle hi tumse kah diya thha ki Pakistan me Pathano se Samir bhai ki Khairiyat k liye Rab se Duwa karna. Lekin tumne kaha thha ki Nahi Samir exhibition me jaa raha hai..

      huhuhu……Kabootari Samir bhai ke es halat ke liye tum Jimmedar ho, Na tum Tillu Pillu aur Samir ko chorkar Maayke jati aur na hi Samir disturb hota……

  9. kinshuk says:

    rashii hm aise hi nhi bhoolte apne frnds ko,aur ap hi hmara nam kuch jyada hi neeche likhne lgee ho,i miss u sooooo much dear

  10. chand266 says:

    duniya ka sabse bekar joke

  11. Dhiraj says:

    maza aagaya pet dukh raha hai..hahahaha…hehe oh my god!!…agar yeh reality mein ho to mein to haste -2 paagal ho jaunga…hoho!! dadi ki jay ho aur baccha to bacha hai bhala..hehe..good joke..hehe!!

    @kinshuk,…tum dilwale jigarwale aur sacche mard ho..jisne mujhe 1 din ki mulakat mein i love u bol diya….jay ne iske liye 180 din leliye thee..:)…u r a real man by heart..aur rashii di real girl..i like u very much kinshuk..

    krish ka ek song hai…Dil na dia pyaar na kiya aake duniya mein bhi agar pyaar na kia to kya kiya..tc kinshuk..miss u.

    1. Admin says:

      joke samajh mein aya ho to jara inko b samjha de

  12. Pearl says:

    @Del,
    tum janna chahte ho naa mein kon hun..ok mein woh khubsurat pearl hoon jo iss duniya mein to hai..par duniya use dekh nahi sakti..tumse milkar accha laga…bye friends ab mein dubara iss site pe kabhi nahi aaungi…aur yaad rahe mein dhiraj k kone-2 mein samai hoon…iss janm ka woh mera saathi hai..thats it…bye miss u everyone….agar koi sacche dil se mujhe yaad karega to jaroor cmnt dungi..miss u..byeeeee

    urs pearl.

    1. Jay says:

      @Pearl,

      Mai tumhara kuch bhi nahi ??????

      Tum jaha jana chahti ho chale jawao kyuki log kahtey hai Jane wale ko koi nahi rok paya hai….Lekin yaad rakhna_____

      Jawo tum chahe jaha, yaad karogi waha,

      Ke Ek ladka Duniya me hai,

      Jo de sakta hai tumpe jaan.

      I Love U n Miss U 4ever……tc.

    2. Kartik says:

      Yaar aisa mat karo dosto ka dii tut jayaga

  13. Anuj says:

    @Admin dadi ka Sawami jee ke sath koi taaka tha kya????? kahani mai aage wo apna aur sawami jee ka sex story batati thi kya bacche ko????

    1. Admin says:

      Hehe

  14. Kartik says:

    Hi how r u all friends sply panchi jay divya rashi and joke achcha nahi hai yar ek dum ghatiya

    1. Jay says:

      Kartik bro. hum to ekdam mast hai, Aap kaise hai aur etane din kaha busy thhe ???????

  15. Administress says:

    i think dadi ji nex line me swami ji ka nam btane wali thi..baba saxidas…:)

    1. Admin says:

      Tu fir a gyi. Kidhar thi itne din

    2. Jay says:

      Namste Administress Bhabhi ji, Humko pahchana ki bhool gayi hai ????????

  16. Matrix says:

    mast joke hai. waise insab ko samjh nhi aya kya? chalo koi baat nhi divya agar mujhe bolegi to me sabko samjha dunga :P

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar Matrix ab teri Halat kaisi hai ?????? Lagta hai abhi puri tarah se theek nahi huyi hai tabi to tum aisi baatey kar raha hai:P

  17. manish kmr says:

    hahahahahahaha hohohohohohohoh hehehehehehe hanste hanste pet dukh raha hai.itni hansee isliye aa rahi hai ki ki joke samajh nahi aaya aur ye sochkar aur hansee aa rahi hai ki ise bhi joke kahte hain.

    hehahahahaa.admin samjha do yaar taki ye hansee ruk sake warna mai to hanste hanste pagal ho jaunga.hahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaah

    1. Admin says:

      khud samjho to jyada maja aayega na

  18. Pappu says:

    Ha to kisko joke samaj nahi aaya jis-2 ko samaj nahi aaya wo apni-2 dono tange(legs) upar utao main phir samjata hu

    1. Tina says:

      lagta hai pappu pahli baar pass ho gaya……

      1. Pappu says:

        Tina main waha aau aur aakar tume joke samjau

      2. Kartik says:

        Waw tina ne pappu pass kar diya Kahi do goli wala papu to nahi tha tina tumne pappu dekha hai kya

  19. manish kmr says:

    admin ji samhjha do please shayad apke word ki meaning kuch aur nikal rahi hai kya.lekin mai nahi samjh paa rahaa.

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