Darr Ya Invitation?

Life Mein Hamrare Sath Esi Ghatna Ho Jati Hai Ki Hum Samajh Nahi Paate Ki Ye Hai Kya? Esa Hi Is Jija Ke Sath Hua.. Samajh Nahi Paya Ki Ye Darr Hai Ya Invitation
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Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The.

Saali Ke Mann Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Aur Usne Puchha

Sali: “Jija Ji Kahin Aap Iss Mauke Ka Faida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti To Nahi Karoge?”

Jija Pahle To Hairan Hua Aur Fir Gusse Se Bola

Jija: “Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Hath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Hath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur Balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon?”

Saali: “Kyun Nahi Kar Sakte. Agar Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Se Bakri Ko Baand Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do To Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho.”

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  1. naina says:

    deleted ji ko bhut maja aa rha tha rashii ji aur wanted ji ki khichai krkr, ab aaya na maza rathee ji….
    :p nice one,
    @priya exam to 24 ko hoge finish…
    @nilesh meri holi achi rhi tum btao bhabhi ji kesi h ab…
    @rashii , kese ho?

    1. Deleted says:

      Naina ji , Mein dusaro par joke karta hun to khud par joke khane ki himmat bhi rakhta hun ….aur meine kabhi wanted and Rashi ji ka mazak nahi KIA ….na Jane aap logo ki aisa kyon lag raha h …..

      GUD joke admin ……

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