Desh Ki Mitti Ki Khushbu

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Santa Kafi Time Baad USA Se Vapis India Aya To Banta Usko Recieve Karne Gaya

Airport Se Vo Santa Ko Leke Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Sadak Se Gili Mitti Uthayi Aur Soongh Ke Bola

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Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Ap Apne Desh Ki Mitti Ki Khusbu Pahle Jaisi Nahi Rahi

Banta Gusse Se: “Abe Oye Gadhe, Tune Mitti Nahi Tatti Uthai Hai

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Snta Kafi Time Bad Apne Desh Aya Or Gili Mitti Uthake Bola Ab Apne Desh Ki Miti Ki Khushbu Phle Jesi Nhi Rhi. Banta- Abe Tune Mitti Nhi Tatti Uthai Hai

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13 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hahahahaha……..

    Aise hi ek din Santa apne bete Pappu ko bata raha thha ki Gaay (Cow) hamari mata hai.

    bahar sand Gaay ke upar chadha huwa thha.

    Pappu bola- Bahar dekho sand apki maa ko ch*dh raha hai..

    1. Vikas says:

      Pappu kuch jyad hi samajhdar nikla.

  2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ santa ko kavi aaram nahi milne wala hai !

    zara us mitti se tilak v to kr lete !

    @ kaise ho aap sb frnd ?

    abye kya naam nahi typ kiya to reply nahi krna hai kya ?

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ Hi frnds……..!

    ek tym ki baat hai jb gaandhi g, neharu g, nd rajendra prasad g ne america tour pe gaye !

    waha ja ke un logo ne ek park me jane ka progaram banaya , bt unke paas tickt ke liye paise nahi the, fir un logo ne gard se baat ki to gard ne kaha "aap sb bina tickt ke andr ja skte hai bt park se kuch ajuba chiiz la ke dikhana hoga "

    fir wo log park me pahuch gaye, aur loutne wqt pehle rajendra babu ne aalu le liya aur gard ko dikhaya to gard ne gusse me aakr wo aalu unke gaar me daal diya aur bola ki kya maine aalu nahi dekha kya ?

    fir nehru g ne nariyal le ke aa gaye , gard ne fir unke saath v yahi kiya , aage ja kr dekha ki rajendra babu ro rahe hai, bt nehru g kavi ro rahe the to kavi hans rahe the, rajendra babu ne pucha ki aap rote v ho nd haste v ho kyu ?

    to nehru g ne kaha ki rota esliye hu ki gaar dukh rahi hai , nd hasta es liye hu ki gaandhi g kadimaa le ke aa rahe hai , unka kya hoga ?

  4. kamdev says:

    santa beta pura hi burbak hain

    jai hooooooooo

  5. Jessica says:

    Frnds koi aj kal mujse baat nhi karta kyu frnds mera HIV ve hona toh wajah nhi hai na

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo jessica muuuuhhhaaa kaisi ho lo maine tume kiss kar liya kiyoki hath milane gale milne ya kiss karne se HIV nahi failta je to sex karne se failta hai wo maine kiya nahi to tumse baat karne me kya darr

    2. Sumit says:

      Mien karta hoon na aapse baat. Mujhe aapke HIV hone se koi farak nai parta. Chahe aap hiv hi ya vih haha, mujhe thore hi aapse shaadi karni hai.

    3. Vikas says:

      Santa Murgi kharidne gaya.

      Dukandar ne do murgi dikhya aur kaha ye 30 ka aur ye 100 ka.

      Santa: Ye murgi itna sasta kyu hai.

      Dukandar: Isko AIDS hai.

      Santa: De do bhai, mujhe khani hai g**r thore hi na maarni hai.

  6. Ashish~ says:

    Hi kanchan kya kar rahi ho i miss you

  7. skumar says:

    nice jokes

  8. raj from iraq says:

    hi frnds

    mitti di khusbo is haha ha ha a funny jok

    gud joa bro

  9. aki says:

    hi shivani

    kaisi ho aap

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