Different Stages Of Girl’s Age

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You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
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At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story

At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed

At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed

At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed

At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed

At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story

At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story

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33 Comments

  1. vartika says:

    IS IT REALLY HAPPENS????

  2. vartika says:

    DELETED i m nt ADMIN. I M VARTIKA.n i also don’t know hu d hell is ADMIN????HiHIhiHI
    sory admin for calling u hell.bt seriously i m vartika.

    1. RAVI says:

      Itna dimag padai me lagao to Engineer ya Doctor se kam nahi banoge?

  3. vartika says:

    oye deleted ye DEERAJ N JAY ka kya???????????????????????????????????????

    1. Jay says:

      Vartika tumhara Deleted se kya . . . . .hai ? Tumne aur kisi dusarey users ya Admin se naa puchkar Deleted Se hi Q pucha ?
      Es Ques. Ka Ans. Dil se sochana mere aur Dhiraj ke rishte ke baare me tujhe khud pata chal jaayega.
      Gud night dear . . .

    2. Jay says:

      Dhiraj sweetheart, Ye duniya wale humari dosti ke jazbaat ko kya samjhenge,
      In Salo, kamino, Bhosadi walo ka to Dimag kewal Sex ki taraf hota hai.
      Sweetheart, Meri Esi baat se bahut se dosto ki Gand me Mirchi lag gayi hogi, So mai aur jayada kuch naa kahunga nahi to pata chala unki gand me meri baat se Bawaseer ho jaayega to Elaaj v mujhe hi karna padega :-P
      Esliye mai ab jyada kuch naa kahkar tujhko ek hi baat kahta hun . . . .gud ni8. . .tc.. .

  4. Jay says:

    Hi dear all friends, gud night !

  5. yo says:

    story banagi or sad ending ho jaigi !

  6. yo says:

    hi all are i m become a freind counts for you buddies plz reply

  7. HPS says:

    Admin tera dimag hai ya…..

    1. Jay says:

      Admin tera dimag hai ya phir Ziraaf ki Gand hai . . .hehehehe
      Jaise Unchi Gand Ziraaf ki dekh kabira roye,
      Aisi Gand kish kaam ki jo maar sake na koye :)
      hehehe . . .bro. tere Dimag ko v ziraaf ki gand ki hi tarah koi pakad nahi sakta hai:-x

  8. Payal says:

    Gu night yaro

  9. Noshin says:

    hie frnz. Kese ho sab?

  10. Jay says:

    Admin bro. Ab tumne dena band kar diya hai toh humara v dil ab karne ko nahi karta hai :P
    Bhosadi ke aur kisi ko de ya na de lekin mujhe to de diya kar taaki mai v pahale ki tarah dil lagakar kam se kam 15-20 to kar diya karu jaise pahley tu deta thha aur mai karta thha .
    Sale es comnt ko padhkar gand k sath muh v mat phula liyo. Q k meri har baat ko tu galat meaning laga leta hai, kahi es baat ko v to galat nahi samajh raha hai ?
    Mere kahane ka matlab tu humare cmnts ka reply deta hai to humko v cmnts karne ka dil karta hai nahi to wahi bash Hi, Hello ya phir How r u dosto yahi cmnts me likhtey hai.
    Aur suna kya tu avi v busy chal raha hai ?

    1. Admin says:

      Hmmm Gand Mara Bhonsdi Ke Tu…. Suna Hai Aksar Jeevan Sathi Milne Ke Bad Log Dosto Ko Bhul Jate Hai.

      Tujhe To Abhi Jeevan Sathi Bhi Nahi Mila Aur Tu :'( buuhuhuhu Samjhdar Ko Ishara Kaafi

      1. Jay says:

        hehehehe. . . . Bro tum sahi suna hai ki log shadi k baad dosto ko bhul jate hai. Lekin wo dost nahi Ga#du hote hai jo BV mil jane par dost ko bhul jate hai. Lekin mai Aisa nahi karunga.
        YE MERA PROMISE HAI . . . .
        Sang Aap dosto ke jiunga mai aur bina Aap dosto ke mar jaunga mai,
        Kar raha hu jo vada Aap dosto se usey martey dam tak nibhaunga mai.
        Bhul v gaya to samajh lena ki tum logo se Acche Dost mil gaye hai . . .hehehe
        GOOD MORNING 2 ALL OF U !!

  11. Dhiraj* says:

    @vartika,…dont write my name in your cmnts ok!!..this is warning for u..and if it continues..nobody will be worst than me.only…rashii di and ragini hold this right..you got itt??..so stay away frm me..

    1. vartika says:

      OMG!see diraj i m scared seriously bt deeraj imagine if i’ll use ur nem again n again in my cmnts so wat u’ll do 2 teach me d lesson…….
      well,let me guess……..
      u’ll kill me(impossible)
      u’ll give me a tight slap(of course nt)
      u’ll ban my e-mail id(u don’t know dat)
      u’ll use abusive language fr me(i’ll do d same)
      so, i conclude dat u can do nothing
      so please don’t give me thread bcoz i know barking dog seldom bite n jahan tak baat rahi tuhara nem apne cmts me likhane ki to i wanna clear dat i m nt 1 whose BITS R GONE A WOOL GATHERING n mai tumse nahi kahugi ki say sory 2me for d cmnts which u have written against me bcoz i know it same as crying in wilderness bt frm now think before ink specially for me. n also don’t try 2 show dat u r d apple rashi’s n ragini’s eye by saying ONLY THEY HOLD D RIGHT bcoz i know like draws like.

      A LIL KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THING. YEAH! ITS RIGHTLY SAID a Lil knowledge abt me is dangerous fr u got it?????????????????

      1. Deleted says:

        vartika ji, aap to bahut naraz ho gyi h….

  12. Dhiraj* says:

    @admin, tum itna chup chup kyun ho…
    ………………………………
    tumhare liye aaj kucch kahne ka mann kr raha hai..

    bhagwaan tumhe aise ladki de…jo duniya mein ab tak kisi ko na mili
    bhagwaan tumhe aise ladki de jo..tumhe itna pyaar kre jo khud ko bhul jae tumhare pyaar mein,
    bhagwaan tumhein aisi ladki de..jo tumhare siwa kisi aur ladke ko apna bhaai maane,
    bhagwaan tumhein aisi ladki de jismein guno ka bhandaar ho..jise meri tarah …great dancing,photography.art,cooking,biking,skating,swimming,creative writing,singing,acting,boldest,imaginative,comedian,stylist,sporty,charismatic,attractive,sexiest,hottest,full of senses,full of life…mile:)
    but aisa ladka mujhe mil jaae..ky khne:)
    bhagwaan kare…tumhe woh ladki mile..jo tumhare liye bhagwaan ne chuni ho:)
    tc goodnight:)
    wait wait ek aur baat khni thi…jo bhagwaan ne mere liye chuna hai.:)
    thanx mat bolna bus padh lena haha:)

    1. Admin says:

      Ok, Thanks Nahi Bolunga.. :)

    2. Jay says:

      hmmm. . . Admin ab tu gaya kam se . . buhuhu

  13. kashish says:

    vry guddddddd joke……!!

  14. deleted says:

    Thanks for publishing

  15. deleted says:

    @ vartika jay and Dhiraj are friends, not like today’s type of friend but friends forever like jay and veeru of sholey movie.. they can die for each other ….

    1. Jay says:

      Thanks Del. bro. . . .

  16. deleted says:

    @ admin Kal Jo baraf giri, diesel bhi khatam Ho gya DG Mein raat kaise kati mujhe hi pta h , g lag gyi ….
    Aaj to bath bhi nahi le paunga ….office wale tala bhi nahi lgate itni thaand Mein …
    Karnal Mein to suna h log t shirt Mein ghum rahe h …mera Ek collegue karnal ka hi h wo chutti pat ghar gya h …bra raha tha phone par ….

  17. sonia says:

    kuch ladko k bare m b bta do .

  18. sonam says:

    mohabbat ek hasin dhoka…………………

  19. Chaska Remix says:

    Hahaha. Vartika ne dheeraj ki marli achi tarah se. Dheeraj, ab tu ghr ja or pogo dekh aram se. Hahahahaha:D

    @SONAM,
    ~~2 hi Lfzon me byaan hai ye “Mohbt” ki dastaan~~

    ~~Ya “Dil Me” utr jana Ya “Dil Se” utr jana~~

  20. Dhiraj* says:

    @chaska remix…pehle to mera naam sahi se likh..uske baad mujhe kucch kah…vartika ne meri mari ya nhi..woh to mein acchi tarah se jaanta hun..tu kya samjha hai..mein vaisa ladka jo ladki aage peeche punch hilata hoon …i treat girls like friends n sisters..aur janha tak ladko ka mamla hai..they too r my friends…n i respect them..n u keep ur cheap cmnts with urself…and dont write my name in ur next cmnts..got itt!!
    tumhare baare baare mein tumhare likhe cmnts bata rahe hain tum kihyads tarah k ladke ho..so cmnts pe dhyan do…kyunki i can judge anyone ..chahe cmnts yaa baate..so u stay frm me..aur tumhari in shariyo se samjhdar ladki thanx bolkar aage khisak jaaengi..n i dont watch film serial..u gott that..tc goodbye

  21. Chaska Remix says:

    Hahahaha. Dheeraj beta, ab chahe gand mere lnd pe marle ya lnd gand pe, nuksan tujhe hi h, or rahi bat judge krne ki, to pahle khud ko judge krke mujhe ye bta k tu bchpn se hi gandu h ya bda hone k bad gandu bna? Sale name change krne ya na krne se kya frk pdna h, rahega to tu chutiya ka chutiya hi. Or kya kaha tune k sb ldkiyo ko apni maa bhain smjhta hai??? Agr aisa h to duniya me tjhse bda mc, bc koi ho hi ni skta, sale jis lund ko pkd kr chlna sikha use hi apni gand me ghusa raha h bhdwe??? Hahahaha, chla musdi heero bn’ne, ja beta, mumy ko bol tjhe lolplain pilayegi:D

  22. Dhiraj* says:

    @chaska remix for u…hahahahaha!! keep it up..my son!!

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