Dimag To Janwaro Mein Bhi Hai

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Chuha: “Bhai Do Din Ke Liye Apni Biwi Ki Bra Dena

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Hahti Hairani Se: “Abe Kyu? Biwi Ko Pahnayega Kya?

Chuha: “Nahi Yaar, Beti Ki Shadi Hai Tent Lagana Hai, Ladies Alag/ Gents Alag.

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Chuha2Hathi- Do Din K Liye Apni BV Ki Bra Dena. Hathi- Q BV Ko Pehnani Hai Kya? Chuha- Nhi Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Tent Lgana Hai, Ladies Alag/ Gents Alag.

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Comments

28 Comments

  1. dev says:

    excellent joake yar

  2. Jessica says:

    Sahi joke hai admin bhai waise apki shadi huyi hai ki nhi ;-)

    1. Admin says:

      Filhal to nahi hui soch raha tha ki site se hi kisi ladki ko fasaunga…. ek to fassi nahi dusri zameen pe nahi rahti teesri ne aana chhod diya 4th kisi aur ki ho gayi.. 5th se shadi karte hue darr lagta hai

  3. Jessica says:

    Mere papa meri shadi ke liye koi amir baap ka beta dhund rahe hai

    1. Cobra says:

      tumhara ko affair nahi hai kya?

      papa ko ladka khojane ke liya kyon paresan kar rahi ho…

      papa ko apni marji batao…

    2. Sumit says:

      Sameeer ek bade baap ka ladka hai, usse shaadi karle shada sukhi rahegi,
      $Ayushmaan bhav$

      1. Admin says:

        Oyeee konsa sameer be hehe mujhe na fasva diyo

    3. Kaliya says:

      Waise jessica ji apko agar HIV+ hai to fir aapke papa kisi ladke ki lif kyun kharab kr rah hai :(

      It's not fare, apko ye samjhna chaiye.

    4. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Jessica,

      Tum thoda sa Bigad jao, Ameer to tum Apne Aap Ban jaogi,

      "Apna Paisa Apna Hi Hota hai"

    5. meh says:

      kiska hai ye tujhko intezar MAIN HOON NA

  4. kamdev says:

    Aadmin Bhai

    Ye chhuha Bhaut shamjhdar hain

    Jai hoooooooooo

  5. Anil4209211 says:

    Agar Chuhon ne Hatni ki Bra Kuttar De to, na ladies ka tent rehga aur na hi gents ka!!

    1. Cobra says:

      kahan tha bhai itne dino se?
      or sunao kya haal hai?

      1. Anil4209211 says:

        @ Cobra,

        Kya Haal hai Bhai?

        Kuch dino ke liye Goan Chala Geya Tha, Phir Accident ho Geya tha!! Badi jor ki Gaand Tut Gayi thi

        1. Jay says:

          Abe tum sabhi ko kya ho gaya hai jisko dekho wahi hospital me admit ho ja raha hai ?????????

  6. Nisha says:

    Hehehe…Silly joke..

    1. Banjara says:

      Nisha kya aap kanpur se ho

      1. Nisha says:

        Hello banjara ji,nhi..me kanpur se nhi hun…Aap kahan se hain???

    2. meh says:

      nice one na……

  7. Jay says:

    hehehehe……wah! admin bhai wah! kya jokes hai….maza aa gaya hehehehe

    thanks,

  8. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ ad haanti ki chhaddi ka gaoun bana ke pehan legaaa !

  9. jay says:

    hey dhiraj, rashii, sherlyn, divya tum sabhi kaha kai dino se gayab ho ? Sab thik to hai ? Kahi raj bro. Ki tarah tum logo k sath v gadbad to nahi ho gaya?

  10. Panchhy says:

    Hahahah superb joke..

  11. hotboy says:

    agar hathni ka bra tent k kam ayega to kya hathi ke co*dom ki surang bna kar dushmano par hamla krege kya ye chuhe?

  12. meh says:

    nice jok…….

  13. Baba Suri says:

    Mst joke tha yaar

  14. sreya says:

    nice joke

  15. RONY says:

    sahi hai….aur bra k straps bamboo mein baandhne ke kaam aayenge..

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