Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?

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Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thhi

Grahak Ne Pucha: “Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?

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Callgirl: “500 Rs

Garahak: “Jhooth Mat Bol

Callgirl: “Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi

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Calgrl Upar Beth Ke Sex Kar Rhi Thi Grahak: Kitna Kamati Ho? Calgrl: 500 Grahak: Jhut Mat Bol. Calgrl: Rozi Par Baith Kar Juth Nhi Bolungi

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58 Comments

  1. big boss says:

    hahahahahah

  2. big boss says:

    hai koi jo big boss ki roji par baithna chahega

    waise ye baat mujhe sobha nhi deti par kya kro jab uparwale ne banduk thama di hai to chalani to pdegi hi

  3. ballu says:

    hi admin, maza nahin aaya.

  4. Vickyssss says:

    Thnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Admin sir….

  5. Punit mumbai says:

    Good dailog

  6. Anuj says:

    acha hai

  7. nagesh says:

    chutiye grahak ne rat ki kamai ke bare me nahin puchha

    hahahaha

    nice joke

  8. Rukhsana says:

    Is se zyada to pehle main kamati thi. Ab sab kuch chhod diya hai. Main ab yeh sab nahi karti. Meri per day ki Income minimum 1600/- thi…

    1. sunny says:

      ruksana koi kam bura nahi h tm dande se 1600! rpday …waha very good yaar tum to jiniyas ho ager tm fir is dande me aana chati ho to main tumhe costmer la k dunga…main baht helping nature ka hu

    2. raj says:

      bus ruksana, bahut thoda leti the, mein toh abhi bhi 2500/- ek baar mein de deta hun….dobara shuru kar lo yeh dhanda…..

  9. kapil dev says:

    kya baat hai ab se ladki ko patane k liye bolna padega,

    "pat ja warna tuje teri rozi ki kasam"

  10. kapil dev says:

    wese is joke se us call gl ki masumiyat ki b jhalak milti hai

  11. Rosy says:

    Repeat telecast

  12. Vickyssss says:

    rukshana ji ab konsa dhandha shuru kar diya apne..?

  13. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Viky Bhai Rukhsana ab apne muh(mauth) me leti hai, chut me lena band kardiya hai.

  14. Punit mumbai says:

    Rukhsana great job means monthly income 50,000 rs. & yearly 6 lac

  15. Pratap Singh says:

    Rukhsana Kitno Se Sex Karti Thi 1 Rat Me Kyoki Teri Ye Bat Sunkar Me Chalange Se Kah Sakta Hu Tera Rate 30Rs. Hoga Or 1600 Kamane Ke Liye Tujhe Kam Se Kam 40Logo Se Sex Karna Padta Hoga…..Ab Tune Sex Karna Chhod Nahi Diya Tujhe Logo Ne Chhod Diya……….Kyoki Tu Ab Kisi Ke Kam Ki Rahi Nahi Teri Shadi Bhi Nahi Huyi Hogi Kyoki Jisse Teri Shadi Hogi Use Tujhe Satisfy Karne Ke Liye Gadha Bulana Padega Fir Bhi Tu Santushth Nahi Hogi.

    1. admin says:

      Pratap ji i am allowing this comment just ki Ruksana ne shururat ki… pata nahi vo ladki hai ya ladka… ya kabi randi thi ya nahi par usne ye message yahan pe maja lene ke liye likha hai…. ab tumne maja de diya hai use par aage se thode vulgar words kam use kiya kar hehe i edited the words

  16. yukti says:

    ladkiya jooth nahi bolti

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      No yukti this is not right. Ladkiya sabse jyada juthh bolti hai. Mai janataa hu meri gf kitna juthh bolti hai.

  17. Vickyssss says:

    yaha par sirf yukti ko jhuth bolne ka adhikar hai..hahahaha..ab bolo yukti bete

  18. SANIA says:

    Pratap ji just remember 1 thing if she is a gal then u should give respect to her…..agar wo aisa keh rahi hai it doesn't mean ki aap bhi use waise hi treat karoge…..

  19. Vickyssss says:

    sania ji ap uski business partner ho kya.

  20. Punit mumbai says:

    Sania u r right i agree with u. 2/10

  21. B.k. says:

    agar koi apni sachai batata hai to vishwas kar lena chahiye kyonki ladkiyan apni baat nahi batati or batati hai to sach hi batati hai (photo nahi laga hai)

  22. Pratap Singh says:

    Sania Ji Ap Shayad Ye Nahi Janti Ki Rukhshana Kya Chij Hai Agar Janti To Uski Site Nahi Leti

  23. sona says:

    bhut maja aaya

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Sona kitna sona hai sone jesa mera dil tu meri tu meri…….

  24. yukti says:

    punit teri girlfriend joothi hai to

    iska matlab yeh nahi ki sab ladki aisi hai

  25. yukti says:

    kyu tume kya kisine likh ke diya hai

    ki mujhe jooth bolne ka haq hai

  26. Vickyssss says:

    tu is site par kisi mantree se b jyada jhut bolti hai to hua na tuje jhut bolne ka hak..

  27. Punit mumbai says:

    yukti mai ye nahi kakta ki sabhi ladki joothi hai. But maximum ladki jooth bolti hai.

  28. SSHARAD says:

    LADKIYA JO BHI HO..CHAHE BURA DHANDHA KARTI HO-WOH USKA KUCHH MAJBURI HOGA.LEKIN HUME USKE BAARE MAI AISA KEHNA HUMARI MARDANGI NAHI HAI…RUKSHNA CHAHE RANDI HO YAA JO BHI HO..BHAGVAN KARE HUMARE GHAR MAI KABHI AISA MAJBURI NAA AYE KE HUMARE GHAR KI AURAT KO AISA KAAM KARNA PADE–DONT HURT ANYBODY WITH UR WORDS…LADKIYO KO YEH DHNDHE PE BITHANE WALA BHI MARD HI HOTAH HAI JISE WOH AURAT NE HI JANAM DIYA HAI..SHAME ON THOSE WHO WRITE BAD WORDS FOR FEMALES..

  29. SSHARAD says:

    Koi Bhi itna gira huwa Kaam aapne Shokh se nahi karte hai..kya majboori hai woh hume nahi patah..Kisi ke baare mai bolne se pehle Khud ko dekhna chahiye-JO SHISHE KE GHAR MAI REHTE HAI WOH DUSRE KE GHAR PE PATHHAR NAHI FEKA KARTE…I CUM 1 ST TIME HERE BT REALLY VERY BAD…THINKING OF MALE'S..mai ruksana ko janta hu lekin woh kya hai hume KYA ???? Sorry plz dnt feel bad of my word BT TRUE is always Bitter..

    1. admin says:

      Sharad Bhai shesshe ke ghar wali kahavat purani hai aaj kal bullet proof sheeshe aate hai

  30. SSHARAD says:

    MAI RUKSHANA KO NAHI JANTA HU —typing mistake huwa hai mere se MAI NAHI JANTA RUKSHANA KON HAI.MAI AAJ 1 ST TIME YAHA AAYA HU..

  31. Punit mumbai says:

    Ssharad this ir wrong. Raand log ye sab jyada paisa kmane ke liye karti hai. Paise ko kamaane ke bahut sare positive rashte hai. Jese rukhsana ne bataya ki woh din ke 1600 rupaiye kamaati hai. Kisi ladki ko par day 1600 rupaiyo ki jarurat nahi hoti hai. Jo ladki mahine ka 10000 kamati hai. Woh bhi toh ijjat se hi jiti hai. Dost ye majboori nahi paise kamaane ka short cut rashta hai.

    1. admin says:

      I Agree with Punit bhai ek callgirl ban ne se acha hai kisi dhang ke office mein job kar le kam se kam har kisi se to nahi sex karna padega. maximum manager hi use karega

  32. SSHARAD says:

    MR.ADMIN n Punit bhai..sab ka thinking alag alag hotah hai..Mai S.africa me rehta hu,Yaha Bahot bar dancer aati hai yaha ke HOTEL me dance karne n sab kehti hai ke yeh kaam hume Humare GHAR WALE karvatey hai-Ghar me maa,baap ko paise ki jarur hotiy hai n BETI ko aisa kaam karvate hai to usme LADKI ka kya gunah ?

  33. SSHARAD says:

    YEH DUNIYA BAHOT KHARAB HAI ..LADKIYO KO kya kuchh karna padta hai.mai kisi ki SIDE nahi le raha hu,lekin aajkal Baap-Bhai hi force karte hai uski ladki ko yeh dhandha karne ke liye Samje..n Hume kya wo jo bhi kare ? Lekin pratap singh ne likha woh galat hai ke Shadi ke baad Gadhhe bhi satisfied nahi kar sakta-YEH SAB KOTHE PE BETHI WO SAB APNE SHOKH SE NAHI HAI OK KISI NE KISI KO MAJBURI HOTAH HAI.N OFFICE ME 10000-ME PURI OFFICE FREE MAI THOKTE HAI US SE ACHHA WOH DHANDHA HI KARE -EK KA LE YAA HAJAR KA USSE KYA FARAK PADEGA ?

  34. Punit mumbai says:

    Hehehehe…….admin bhai

  35. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin bhai job ke alawa bhi kamai ke positive way hai.

  36. Punit mumbai says:

    Ssharad kya bolta tu.

  37. SANJUU says:

    yeh SONA ne kuchh kiya nahi to mazaa kaise aaya SONA ko Hmmmm …koi hai BADE ………DIL WALI yaha

  38. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    sharad.,,m agree vd u…….har ladki jaan-bujh kar aisa nahi karna chahegi koi ki majburi bhi hoti hai…nice thinking dear…!!!
    raha swaal punit tumhara aur admin k cmmnt ka.,, toh woh bhi koi galat nahi hai….kuch us type ki bhi hotin hain..,,but sab nahi…so stop BLAMEING giRlS……They R ANGELS..!!!!!!!!

    1. admin says:

      Aaliya ji angels na hongi to ladke fidab ese honge

  39. Rosy says:

    @admin, help! Says access denied..

  40. kaminey says:

    are yar ese salwar leti q hai jiske nade khulne se pele bolte hain…access denied..yaha pe admin teri koi help nai kar sakta to meri maan tu esa bol k kholna ab se nada..

    khul ja behn k lo*de nai to fad dungi…samji

    nada se yad aya yar admin wo izat k rakwale pappu nadewale wala jok m yahi pe pada tha kya…if u dnt hav dat den tel me id submt..mast jok hai wo wala..

    JMC

  41. Rosy says:

    @kaminey, ek sidhe sadhe baat ko v tu ganda bana deta h cz tere mind me v sirf gandagi h. N btw, maine tujse help mangi thi kya?

  42. Dj khanna says:

    rosy ab gandi site pe ho to bhajan kirtan thodi na comment karege???

  43. Rosy says:

    @dj, tu sach sach btana, tu kaminey he h na?

    1. kaminey says:

      @ROSY m DJ hi hu

  44. Rosy says:

    @kaminey, wai toh. Ab koi apni tarafdari na kare, toh khud he karlo

  45. kaminey or dj khanna says:

    main dj hu
    main ravi hu
    main admin
    main surya hu
    main sunny hu main nagesh humain punit hu kan kan main hi main hu……………main bagbhan hu

  46. kaminey or dj khanna says:

    samj me aaya aapne chacha ki paidais………….

  47. sunny says:

    kaminey or dj tu to bagbhan nahi tu hero h bhai

  48. DHIRAJ says:

    Kaminey or dj …main tujh main gush jaoon.

  49. DHIRAJ says:

    BOYS god made bananas for gays n mangoes for u.

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