Doctor Ki Advice Soch Samajh Kar Lo

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Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui

Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola

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Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?

Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena

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Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui. Dr : Kaise Jal Gayi? Savita: Apne Hi To Kaha Tha Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena.

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36 Comments

  1. Rashii says:

    OMG! Hehehehe

    admin ji ka gussa joke me hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      ye shururat hai aage aage dekh janu hota kya hai

      mujhe bolti to main thoda bahut sahan kar leta.. par haram jadi ne site band karne ki damki di. uski to maa ki

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Admin bro savita pe to wo joke match karta tha "condom bechara bhi kya kare" koi bhai

        1. Admin says:

          heheheh heartbeat

    2. Santosh says:

      Ye gussa nahi intkam hai,

      abhi to ye suruaat hai,

      jab hum log hai admin ji ke sath,

      to savita kya uske bap ki bhi kya aukat hai,

      Jo site band Kar de

  2. Mausam says:

    hahahhahhhahhah hhehehehhhehe

    lagta he ye gadhe chudi savita waise to badee smart bani firtee he,

    yahaa pe apne chuche jala baithee

    hahhahhaahaha

    ab doctor ko bhi uske jale hue chucho par lal mirchi laga deni chahiye

    fadfadaati firegi hahahhahahhahahhahahahaa

    1. vijit says:

      yaar jale hue momo per lal mirch dalne ke baad wo ***** layak thodina rahege

  3. vidhi says:

    nahi samjhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  4. $unny Fame $ingh says:

    hahahahahahahahaha hehehehe………..kya joke hai babaa ji heheheehe……savita ko to thandarbolt ke jatke lag gaye…..sara gharonda tut gya uska….hehehe

  5. vidhi says:

    bur baba jii good aur 2 3 joke savita par banaooo

    1. panchhi says:

      heyy vidhi bahot maja aa raha hai yaar tuje hahahah!! vese vidhi meri ek frnd ka name hai uska name dekh kr dil kiya tume cment dene ko…..

  6. Matrix says:

    He..he..he..

    What a saphead savita is!

    1. Admin says:

      matrix tu aajkal chatting pe nahi aata be kidhar busy hai hehehehe

      1. Matrix says:

        Are admin bhai ab aapne mujhe itni achii giirlfriend patane mien madad ki thi to ab usko bhi to time dena hoga na!

        Waise aaj chat par aa sakta hoon««

        1. Admin says:

          Abe konsi hehe muje b bata be

  7. panchhi says:

    omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahah

  8. pia says:

    hehehehe sameer pagal ho gaya hai achha badla liya

  9. mohan says:

    IT IS NOT GOOD TO POST JOKE LIKE THIS ABOUT SAVITA.IN PLACE OF SAVITA'S NAME SHOULD BE OTHER NAME.

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai usne ye site band karvani hai.. to esa na ho ki pahle vo koshish na karti.. ab ye sab dekh ke uski ander tak jalegi aur vo band karvayegi na…

      Sali ne ek baar b nahi socha ki roj 10000 log haste hai tension free hote hai.. maa ki lodi sidha boli site band karva dungi..

      And chahe jo marji bole.. par ye sach hai ki usne first ki.. mene usko ek din kaha thha ja yaha se mat aa.. par condom wali baat usne likhi.. jo ki maine change karke likh di to uski maa chud gayi

      Haram ki pilli savita.. gaand mein dum thha to sirf mere ko likhti site ko nahi…

      1. mohan says:

        I agree with you.But to forgive anyone like godness.

  10. panchhi says:

    heyy raavan jaan maze kr rahe ho na family ke sath!!! gud yarr lov u….

    @raj uska name sanket hai nake saket…aur tuje uska brain wash krna hai karle heheh kyuki hmare bich avi aesa kuch ni hai …aur abe tu apni kiss gf ke liye bacha ke h rakhega na or to koi hai nai jisko tu kiss kre…hahhaahah

    @aur abe teri tang thik ho jayegi jald hi yaar….meri leja heheh bahot jarurat ho to!!!

  11. vidhi says:

    baba jii savita nee aisi kya condom wali baat kii.chalo mai bhi savita koo gali deti hoo start saali kutti tere maa kii ankh teri himmat kaise hui iss site hoo band krwane kii dekhti hoo tere mei kitna dam hai joo iss site koo band krwa dee hum sab teri maa behen ek kr denge agar aage see faltu kii dhamkii dii too bechare bhole bhale hamare sameer koo dhamki dii tune sameer kitni aachi baat krta hai sameer jab bolta hai too lagta hai jaise uske muh see hire moti tapak rahe hoo aur tune aise devta jaise insaan koo dhamki gadi kii bacchi.

    1. Admin says:

      abe heheeh bas kar ri.. tere muh se galiya dena achha nahi lagta

    2. Rashii says:

      Nice cmt vidhi ji, padhker hasi aa gayi hehehe savita apki himmat kaisi hui humare wo kya bola tha vidhi ji aapne haaan devta jaise admin ji ko gaali dene ki

    3. Heartbeat says:

      Vidhi yaar hum sabne to aaj tak sameer ko dekha tak nahi aur tumne uske muh se heere moti tapkte hue dekh liye. Smeer bhaaaaaai ye andar ki baat lagti hai hahahahaha

    4. Heartbeat says:

      Vidhi yaar hum sabne to aaj tak sameer ko dekha tak nahi aur tumne uske muh se heere moti tapkte hue dekh liye. Kyo Smeer bhaaaaaai ye andar ki baat lagti hai hahahahaha

      1. Admin says:

        hheheeh abe nahi vo mere sath chat karti hai na vahi usne heere moti tapakte hue dekh liye honge

  12. vidhi says:

    sameer jiii maine aap kii jhooti taareef kii hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa.aur maine peheli baar kitni aachi gaali dii i am proud of myself

    1. Mausam says:

      Vidhi mujhe bhi ab proud ho rha he

      aur ascharya bhi dono naamo me itna fark dekh kar

      Ni… aur Vidhi

      jaise Sita aur Geeta

      lagta he tum gaaliyo me jald hi perfect ho jaaogi hahahhaa

  13. Choudhary king !! says:

    I agree wid u admin bhai, u hve done a right job

    wat d fuck wil sarita wil do 2 u.

    Don't tak any tension…..

    1. Admin says:

      Friend mein tension nahi leta..

      Simple language mein baat ye hai ki koi ladka kisi ladke ko kahe ki main tumhari bahan ka rape kar dunga… pata bhi hai us ladke ko vo nahi kar payega.. par kya vo ladka esa bolne wale ladke ko chhod deha

      Same situation meri hai.. main chahta hun tum log haso. aur huste raho. par koi sala harami ki auald aake bole ki site band kara dunga mujhe gussa aayega

      vese vo kya uska baap bhi ganta nahi ukhad sakta mera.. reason ye nahi ki main over confidence hun.. reason ye hai ki mera rabb mere saath hai in jaisi kutto ki to aukat hi kya hai jo kuch kar sake

      And thanks yaar mera sath dene ke liye..

  14. Ayush says:

    Are admin bhai chat knha krte yar muje b btao.

  15. Harsh says:

    @Admin ab shant ho jayo. Bolo kuchh nahi bus bolne wale ki Gaand chodkar do tukde kardo ,use akal aa jayegi

  16. vidhi says:

    @heartbeats jii maine admin jii see baat bhi kii hai aur unkoo dekh bhi liya haiiiii ungii gaaliya hii hire moti hai unkee liye aur woo iss non veg site kee devta waise mai iss site par nahi aati hoo.ok byeeeeeeee.hehehee

  17. simmi says:

    ek aadmi apni biwi k saath sex kar raha tha.. aur biwi ko shaq hua uska beta unhe sex karte hue dekh raha hai toh usne apne pati ko bataya. uske pati ne apne bete ko utha kar dusre kamre mein lita diya. sex khatam hone k baad, jab pati waapis apne bete k kamre mein gya toh dekha ki uska beta muth maar raha hai. to uske baap ne pusha ki yeh kya kar rahe ho. toh beta bola ki apni jaan par khel raha hoon , kisi ki maan nhi chodh raha…hoon

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      @Simmi, mujhe tumse ye umeed nhi thi ab me tumhari muh se kabhi v apna naam nhi sunna chahta hu, yaad rakhiyo kabhi v nhi warna itne galiya dunga jitna tum suni nhi hogi, waise v mujhe tum cheap type ki girl lgti thi, tumhari wajah se shayad me apna ek pyara dost kho diya, sharm aati h mujhe apne uper jo mene tumhe apna dost mana tha

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