Doodh Ka Dhakkan

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Building Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri

Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: “Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai

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Building Mein Enter Krte Hue Doodhwale K Upr Ek Bra Akar Giri
Dudhwale Ne Uper Dekha Or Bola: "Bhenji Apke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai"

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79 Comments

  1. ms says:

    sahi hai doodh wala v to apni ma bahan ka doodh nikal k bechta hai

  2. ms says:

    is doodh ki khasiyat hai ki nikalane me bada maja aata hai

  3. sameer89 says:

    sahi h pr jyada majedar nhiii

    fir thik hhhh

  4. yoegsh says:

    ye dood yelow hota hai tami ka bhi yelow hoga

  5. Tami says:

    Tune kb dekha yoegsh

  6. saara says:

    gd joke…

  7. ankit singh says:

    riya maine bhi kisi ka doodh nahi nikala hamari tumhari khub jmegi mujhse doodh nikalwaogi kya??????????????????????

  8. Krishna says:

    Jaanu riyaji aapka doodh isliye nahi nikala kyunki use nikalne ke bad aapko pyar karne ko dil karega agar aap hamain apne pyar ke kabil samjhe to yaad kare…. I LOVE YOU kiss on your lips .. Tell me how it was

  9. shan says:

    riya mai nikal du

  10. bones says:

    apna adress de de riya sara doodh nikal doonga

  11. Anonymous says:

    tho apna no. muje do rina muje nikalna aata hai

  12. sanjeev says:

    ME NIKALU TUMHARA DUDH, RIYA?

  13. Harsh says:

    Riya 'chakki' does'nt hav any milk,u dont know oh ho.

  14. Harsh says:

    Admin plz tell me is saara n nishi posting her comments by changing her name again till now.

    i will wait fr ur rply admin.

    dis is my request.

    1. admin says:

      Harsh, We did not disclose any personal information to anyone. this is our rule. if you want to confirm then try to recognize their comment pattern.

  15. ani,, says:

    give me chance ….. riya

  16. Tami says:

    Mere saare comments reject ho rahe h. Can anyone tell me whats the right procedure for commenting. Pls help me out.

    1. admin says:

      Tami you are providing the jokes without any email ID so thats y many of your jokes are filter out by system. Please Fill your proper email ID next time when commenting and dont afraid your email ID is secure and safe with us. we will never disclose any email id to anyone.

  17. Tami says:

    Mere dakkan to kisi ne nai khola.

  18. amit says:

    riya me aa rha hu tera doodh nikalne ke liye aur peene k liye bhi

  19. Shahzeb says:

    Mujhe mauqa do, riya

  20. yoegsh says:

    tami tere se bole to rha hu tera dhkan me hi khol sakta try karwa ke dekh

  21. Tami says:

    Thnks admin. Bt tell me one thing. Kya mobile net ke through ise chala sakte h kya. Its free cost or something is charged for commenting. Is it safe or not through mobile net. Pls reply.

    1. admin says:

      Hi Tami, Yes its totally safe and free until agar tumhare computer mein koi spyware nahi hai and wait for somedays we will provide you a totally safe platform where you can chat and make new friends. Its under processing.

  22. ms says:

    harsh ria nishi saara sb ek hai

  23. ms says:

    harsh bhai ye ria nishi saara sb ek hai

  24. Harsh says:

    Thanx admin for ur cool suggetion,but i can see saara is back.

    saara mera 'pujari' wala comment dekho jake,n i know i hurt u many time but no more.

    i hope u can understand.

  25. atendra singh says:

    riya tujhe nikalwane ki jaldi hai aur mujhe nikalne ki to kab aauuuuuuuu

  26. Anonymous says:

    sali iss riya ne to sabko rply krne ke liye majboor ker diya hai jaise

  27. Anonymous says:

    riya mein tera doodh nikal do

  28. yoegsh says:

    riya tum apne aap ni badi ho sakti me kar sakta hu tumhara dhakkan kholkar

  29. yoegsh says:

    riya tera doodh nikalne ke liye sab ready hai kya baat hai dhakkan me khol dunga doodh sab nikalenge

  30. Tami says:

    Thnks admin. Bt usually i use ths website thru mobile net only. Then koi problm to nai hogi na. Actually my computer has been destroyed due to shock circuit.

    1. admin says:

      Hi Tami, Daro mat its completely safe browsing our site with any handheld devices.

  31. yogesh says:

    tami i love u

  32. Hmmm says:

    What

  33. Rana says:

    Abbe tami gandu jab gaand mei dum nahi hai tho yaha kya kar raha hai?

  34. Mohit says:

    i want to fuck riya

  35. farhan says:

    bra gira tu boli doodh ka dhakkan ..if panty giry tu kia bolygi

  36. sameer says:

    woh bra riya ki thi

  37. sexyboyz says:

    Hi Tami Darling How r u ?

  38. Nitesh says:

    Must joke….tami tera dhukan khole kar me dud peunga

  39. Preeti says:

    tum log baty he katy ho kutch real bhi kia hai

  40. Tami says:

    Hi sexyboyz. Kya tm mera dudh piyoge.

  41. Lafanga says:

    Tami i want ur doodh, when can i have it?? BTW doodh aata hai, to bache kitne hain apke..??

  42. Nitesh says:

    Preeti tere bubs muje pliyge kya

  43. Nitesh says:

    Tami darling aaj fingering ke the kya

  44. gandhi.k says:

    Riya aur Tami ko maro Goli, aur lagao uske chut pe Boli..

  45. Avi says:

    K k joke… Bt enjoyable..

  46. Rahul says:

    hi riya mai nikalunga tumhara doodh

  47. sunilkumar9891 says:

    i want ur doodh, when can i have it?? BTW doodh aata hai, to bache kitne hain apke..??

  48. vasundra says:

    mene try kiya lekin mujhse mera dudh nikla nahi.?

  49. vasundra says:

    mene ek baar try kiya tha lekin mujhse mera dudh nikla nahi.

  50. Nitesh says:

    Vasundra me dabuga to nikelega

  51. Farhaan says:

    vasundaraa mein try karoon kia

  52. Vinod says:

    Vasundra dudh to tab niklega na jab aapke pet se mera bacha janam lega ha

  53. neha says:

    vasundara itana hi dudh nikalwane ka sokh h to dukan khol k beth ja haramjadi.

    1. annu says:

      itna gusa hone ki ni sare larke he hain

  54. Nagesh says:

    NEHA darling itna bharak kyon rahi ho, tumhara dhadha manda par gaya kya, competitor taiyar ho raha hai market me

  55. Farhaan says:

    Hey neha kiu daant ti hai vasundaraku kiu koi tery doodh ky bary mein nahe bola isliye…koi gall aajaaa mein nikaltahoo doodh teraa

  56. sri davi says:

    hey farhaan kia tu sirf doodhi nikayga yaa kucth aur bhee karygaa

  57. nagesh says:

    dudh piyenge bachche tabhi to prachand lund dhari banenege

  58. tina says:

    mere bhi dudh nahi ayeya… :( nimbu ki tarah nichod liye maine apne boobs…lekin dudh ka dhakan maine pehen rakha hai… utaar dena chaiye hamesha k liye…

  59. VickyMeena says:

    Tina Lagta hai teri chuchiyo mai dam he nhi hai…..

  60. sonia says:

    chuchiyo me dam to baht hai….but tmhare mu me nae dalna chahti vo vickey meena….nam hi chakko vala hai…na ladka n aladki….dhyan se dekh teri chuchi b na ho khi..

  61. neha says:

    ha ha ha

  62. neha says:

    kyon be farhan doodh hi nikalt hai ya juice bhi

  63. Rakesh says:

    tina mard se dabwao bobe jab boobs to kya tumhari chut bhi geeli ho jayege

  64. VickyMeena says:

    Teri Maa ki chut Sonia Behan Ki lodi..

  65. Vickyss says:

    Kisi ki chudhiya kaam ki nhi hai

  66. anamika says:

    mera doodh bhi wait kar raha hai

  67. anamika says:

    bahut bada ho gaya hai dam hai to chuss lo isko pora

  68. DHIRAJ says:

    anamika kisi ka cmnt nahi aya shayad logo k paas doodh ki kami nahi.

  69. shan says:

    haan tere paas to pura tanker bhara hai doodh ka .lund se chodta hai ya choochi se .

  70. tina says:

    guys i have huge boobs…i want to reduce d size…my size is 36… t-shirt se nipple bhi dikhta hai… n i feel very awkward at times… plz suggest me sumthing…

  71. Prince says:

    Gaand me ghusa lo

  72. Rosy says:

    Squeeze karwale, chota ho jaayega

  73. DHAKAD CHHORA says:

    agar doodh ki jgeh ch*** ka girta to

  74. naved says:

    yaar mujhse bi dabwa lo. .mera bi mann h.

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