Dua Kabool Ho Hi Gayi

Dua Karne Se Suna Hai Bagwan Bhi Maan Jaata Hai, Isliye Hume Dua Karte Rahna Chahiye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bhi Hua, Akhir Bhagwan Ne Dua Sun Hi Li
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Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi.

Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi.

Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi, Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Mollvi Ji Ko Apni Samsya Batayi

Aurat: “Molvi Ji, Main Bahut Pareshan Hun, Aapke Pas To Har Tarha Ka Upay Hota Hai, Iska Bhi Koi Samdhaan Do Na.

Molvi Bola: “Arey Ye Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai, Mere Pass Bahut Time Se 2 Tote Hai Aur Vo Bahut Hi Sharif Aur Nek Hai, Sara Din Namaz Padte Hai

Aurat: “Arrey Wahh, Par Meri Problem Kaise Door Hogi?

Molvi: “Tum Ek Kaam Karo, Kuch Din Ke Liye Apni Maina Ko Mere Dono Toto Ke Sath Pinjre Mein Rahne Do, Vo Bhi Sudhar Jayegi

Aurat Ne Khushi Khushi Apni Maina Ko Molvi Ko De Diya

Movli Jaise Hi Maina Ko Leke Kamre Mein Gusa

Ek Tote Ne Dusre Ko Kohni Mar Ke Khushi Se Kaha

Tota: “Abe Uth Be Bhonsdi Ke, Hamari Barso Ki Dua Kabool Ho Gayi Hai

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    1. Py@re moh@n says:

      hi, friends how are you all
      ek bar ek maulvi ek hindu bachche ko fusla raha tha: beta gand marwane se aankhen(eyes) tej hoti hain.
      bachcha bhi bahut harami tha usne jabab diya: isiliye bhosdike tujhe id ka chand sabse pahle dikhai deta hai.

      1. Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Mangle bhai agar ma aapki baat 1min ke liye maan bhi lun to bhi koi farak nai padta. Kyunki aajtak maine jo kuch bhi bhagwan se manga ha nahi mila. Ab ye mat kahna ki sache dil se nai manga hoga. Ma subha uthkar bhi mangta tha aur sote wakt sache man se. Is liye bhagwan naam ki chij dunia me nai ha

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Aj ka din humare liye acha nhi hai…. Del ji.
      Humare right hand ke kalai blade se 2 inch lamba cut gyi hai…
      4 tanke lage hai.. And this time medicine lekar aaram kr rha hu…
      Ap bataiye kaise hai…???

    2. Jay says:

      Del bro. Aaj hum ekdam mast hai aur ekdam fresh mahsush kar rahe hai.
      Q k Kal Office se Room jakar maine kisi se phone par baat kiya aur Night me Sapne me maine uski #### mari…..hehehe….Bro. chaddhi to gili ho gayi lekin Maza khoob Aaya :-)

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Jay main to wohi samaj raha hu jo tumhare dimag me hai , sala tu b bada kutti cheez hai admin ko answer diya b wo b double meaning hahahahahahahaha

  1. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    Gud pm n have a nice Sunday !!
    A gud frnd says do arrange marriage,
    A best frnd says which u like,
    But a best frnd says @ TU LUV KAR ARRANGE HUM KARA DENGE @

  2. Niteshsomesay says:

    I’m desperately tryng 2 find out who..? r these 4 ppl so intrested in my lyf…
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    As…..

    Parents keep sayng….:-“Beta..!chaar log dkhnge 2 kya bolenge..!”:p

  3. Niteshsomesay says:

    Admin aaj ek aur 3idiots pe ek joke post kr rha hu……
    Aachaa bna ke phr kbhi joke me post krna….
    Raat tk post kr dunga…kuch composition abhi baki hai that’swhy…..

  4. your shadow says:

    subhan allah

    aaj to iid k chaand(मैना) per chadhne k liye 2-2 rocket(तोतो ke lunds) taiyaar hai hehehehe

    aamiin!!!!! hehehehehe

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