Dua Kabool Ho Hi Gayi

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Dua Karne Se Suna Hai Bagwan Bhi Maan Jaata Hai, Isliye Hume Dua Karte Rahna Chahiye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bhi Hua, Akhir Bhagwan Ne Dua Sun Hi Li
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Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi.

Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi.

Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi, Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Mollvi Ji Ko Apni Samsya Batayi

Aurat: “Molvi Ji, Main Bahut Pareshan Hun, Aapke Pas To Har Tarha Ka Upay Hota Hai, Iska Bhi Koi Samdhaan Do Na.

Molvi Bola: “Arey Ye Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai, Mere Pass Bahut Time Se 2 Tote Hai Aur Vo Bahut Hi Sharif Aur Nek Hai, Sara Din Namaz Padte Hai

Aurat: “Arrey Wahh, Par Meri Problem Kaise Door Hogi?

Molvi: “Tum Ek Kaam Karo, Kuch Din Ke Liye Apni Maina Ko Mere Dono Toto Ke Sath Pinjre Mein Rahne Do, Vo Bhi Sudhar Jayegi

Aurat Ne Khushi Khushi Apni Maina Ko Molvi Ko De Diya

Movli Jaise Hi Maina Ko Leke Kamre Mein Gusa

Ek Tote Ne Dusre Ko Kohni Mar Ke Khushi Se Kaha

Tota: “Abe Uth Be Bhonsdi Ke, Hamari Barso Ki Dua Kabool Ho Gayi Hai

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Comments

36 Comments

  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
    But
    Humare wale joke ka remake hai……
    Fir b bahut acha hai…. Gud

    1. Py@re moh@n says:

      hi, friends how are you all
      ek bar ek maulvi ek hindu bachche ko fusla raha tha: beta gand marwane se aankhen(eyes) tej hoti hain.
      bachcha bhi bahut harami tha usne jabab diya: isiliye bhosdike tujhe id ka chand sabse pahle dikhai deta hai.

      1. Jay says:

        Pyare Mohan ji, Hum to Bade he Maze se hai.
        Lekin Aap kaise hai ????????

      2. Py@re moh@n says:

        main bhi theek hun aur aap logon ke joke aur comment padkar maje kar raha hun

  2. Himanshu.The.DON says:

    Purana joke. MDH Masala laga ke parosa ha. Par yaar koi btayega mari gf wali khwahish abi tak kyun nai puri hui?

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Dusri ladkiyon per najar mat rakha ker teri dua kabul ho jayegi

      1. Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Mangle bhai agar ma aapki baat 1min ke liye maan bhi lun to bhi koi farak nai padta. Kyunki aajtak maine jo kuch bhi bhagwan se manga ha nahi mila. Ab ye mat kahna ki sache dil se nai manga hoga. Ma subha uthkar bhi mangta tha aur sote wakt sache man se. Is liye bhagwan naam ki chij dunia me nai ha

        1. Admin says:

          Bachha yahi to tum log galti kar dete ho, jo cheez dil min hai usko duniya mein dhundte ho.

  3. sonam says:

    gud joke………….

    1. Jay says:

      @Sonam g, Lakhon Honge Nigaah Me,
      Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo.
      Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee,
      Kabhi To Double-Click Karo :)

      1. Jay says:

        Dear don’t mind.

  4. Lionking says:

    Hi friendz kaise ho….joke badhiya hai…

  5. Lionking says:

    Hello admin,nilesh,hps,himanshu,sonam….and all friendz kaise ho sab?…

  6. Deleted says:

    nilesh
    deepak
    jay
    priya ji
    admin
    pankaj
    himanshu
    HPS
    heartbeat
    sonam ji
    Khwaish ji

    how are you friends???

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Aj ka din humare liye acha nhi hai…. Del ji.
      Humare right hand ke kalai blade se 2 inch lamba cut gyi hai…
      4 tanke lage hai.. And this time medicine lekar aaram kr rha hu…
      Ap bataiye kaise hai…???

      1. Admin says:

        bhonsdi ke tu blade leke G marwa raha tha kya

    2. Jay says:

      Del bro. Aaj hum ekdam mast hai aur ekdam fresh mahsush kar rahe hai.
      Q k Kal Office se Room jakar maine kisi se phone par baat kiya aur Night me Sapne me maine uski #### mari…..hehehe….Bro. chaddhi to gili ho gayi lekin Maza khoob Aaya :-)

      1. Admin says:

        chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii apni mahbooba ke bare mein esa sochta hai…… ja be gande…. :p ummed hai samajh gaya hoga tu

      2. Jay says:

        hehehe….Mai to Samjh he raha hun, Lekin aur frnds kaya samajh rahe honge ?
        Usko tu Samajh :p :d

      3. Jay says:

        Abe Maine tujhko jo reply diya hai usko Approve kyu nahi kar raha hai ????????

      4. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Jay main to wohi samaj raha hu jo tumhare dimag me hai , sala tu b bada kutti cheez hai admin ko answer diya b wo b double meaning hahahahahahahaha

    3. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Deleted Apun ek dum rapchick bole to ek dum mast hai bhidu

    4. Priya says:

      hello fine ,u say hws u?

    5. Hps says:

      @deleted ji & @lionking ji hum to theek h ap log sunaiyega

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Admin bro cmnt awaiting moderation me aa rhe hai…

  8. Nirland baba says:

    Deleted bachche ham se bhi pooch liya kar kaise ho.mai bhi pancho bakt ki namaj padta hu dua kab kabool hogi?mere pinjare mai kaun aayega?

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke admin

  10. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    Gud pm n have a nice Sunday !!
    A gud frnd says do arrange marriage,
    A best frnd says which u like,
    But a best frnd says @ TU LUV KAR ARRANGE HUM KARA DENGE @

  11. Jay says:

    hahahaha……..Meri v duwa Aaj Kabool ho gayi. Hakiqat me nahi to kya huwam, Sapne me to ho gayi :p

  12. Niteshsomesay says:

    Mst…..!:)

  13. Niteshsomesay says:

    I’m desperately tryng 2 find out who..? r these 4 ppl so intrested in my lyf…
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    As…..

    Parents keep sayng….:-“Beta..!chaar log dkhnge 2 kya bolenge..!”:p

  14. Niteshsomesay says:

    Admin aaj ek aur 3idiots pe ek joke post kr rha hu……
    Aachaa bna ke phr kbhi joke me post krna….
    Raat tk post kr dunga…kuch composition abhi baki hai that’swhy…..

    1. Admin says:

      :) Waiting Dear

  15. sonam says:

    All frnds hru???????(Del,jay,admin,deepak………….etc)

  16. your shadow says:

    subhan allah

    aaj to iid k chaand(मैना) per chadhne k liye 2-2 rocket(तोतो ke lunds) taiyaar hai hehehehe

    aamiin!!!!! hehehehehe

  17. Yatharth says:

    @Himanshu the don agar yah joke purana hai to saboot de purane joke ki link de

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