Dulhan Ho To Aisi

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Shadi Ke Function Mein Do Aadmi Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahe The

Pahla: “Lo Kuch Din Pahle Hi God Mein Khelti Thi Aur Aaj Iski Shaadi Hai

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Dusre Ne Puchha: “Aap Dulhan Ke Chacha Ho?

Pahla Muskurate Hue: “Nahi, Dulhan Ka Boss

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2 Men In A Wedding Functn. 1st- Lo Kuch Din Pahle Hi God Me Khelti Thi Or Aj Iski Shadi He, 2nd- Ap Dulhan Ke Chacha Ho? 1st- Nhi, Dulhan Ka Boss

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116 Comments

  1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Hehehehe. lolzzz ..:D . ..good one admin bro .. ! !! ..!

  2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Kya baat hai aaj sare shayr ho gaye??

    @Lalitmangla ji .. @deleted ji…@deepak bro ..@nitesh bro …badhiya shayri….
    ;) and kaise ho aap sab?

    @Dhiraj dear w r u???? @priya ji, navya ji u also

    baki sab @alok bro, ,, Rohit bro. HPS , prince bro, anuj bro, nd all users

    @RaVi bro welcome to the site…. :D…!!!

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Yaar pahli baar koi dhang se shayri bani hai nahi to pahle bhi koshish ki thi magar baat nahi bani or main to badiya hoon tum sunao kya ho raha hai

    2. Navya says:

      Me yai to hu

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @Lalitmagla ji mai bhi maje me hu. ye bahot badhiya thi ……..Jinka vakt kabhi ….!!!!:D

      @navya. ji Bus aise aap aa nahi rahi thi …how are you.???? yaar aap kafi chup chup si rahti ho. ..

    4. Priya says:

      hiiiii…kaise ho ??????????????????

  3. Navya says:

    Us rat k baad se hmne apni ankhe hi nai kholi.
    jbse unhone hmse kaha tha subah hote hi muje bhul jana.

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Kya baat hai navya mere sath date per chalogi

      1. Navya says:

        Oh hm to apki unse batange ap hmse dat pe chlne ko keh re the jante h dating pe jana means seting pe jana seting means ldki prpose krna n ptana

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Or kya ho raha hai

      1. Navya says:

        Ha lalitji Boliye kaha chlna h dating pe

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @ lalitmagla ji aap ne to direct war kar diya hahahaha lolzz ….Kya kahti ho navya ji yes or no …. waise mai bhi SINGLE hu :(…. hahahahahaga.. . aap ko dono me se 1 choose karna hai .

      hehehehe;)

    4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @navaya ji. aap 17 ho na????

      1. Navya says:

        Aby hm 1994 k h ab count krlo

      2. Navya says:

        Or ha aby me 17 nai hu single hu or ane wale 4sal tk single hi rahungi or agr tb b job na lgi to tm to ate hi rhte ho mumbai me tumhi se timpas krungi ya fir koi or wese b muje abi kisi ne dating k liye kaha

      3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Navya ji aap 17 mai 18 ka mai Mumbai bahot aata hu aap Mumbai hi rahto ho to der kis baat ki…???

      4. Priya says:

        @NAVYA …single hu or ane wale 4sal tk single hi rahungi ….how ?????kaise kah sakti ho ??

    5. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @Priya ji now she is not single….

      1. Priya says:

        :khurk abhi to 4 years tak single rahane waali thi ????

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Good but old joke hello friends kahan hain sabhi

  5. Priya says:

    :P :)

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Mai badhiya hu priya ji aap Sunao …???

      dekho na mai single ho gaya bhuhihuhhuhu….waise aap ki age kya hai? ? hehehe

      1. Priya says:

        hehehehe…acha hua :P

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @priya ji mai just double hua hurrryy….yoyoyo. … :D

      1. Priya says:

        congrats :)

    3. Lalitmangla says:

      Priya tum kya kahti ho tum chalogi

      1. Priya says:

        nahi :D

  6. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    NAVYA ji mujhe reject kar diya aapne????? bhuhuhuhuhu;(…..;(…..;(…..;((( bjuhuhu

    1. Navya says:

      Aby yar tum to selected ho already tmhe kese reject kr skte h smja kro ajkl boy ho grl fasion h 2-3bf/gf rkhne ka then cary on tm b 1-2 dkh lo me kuch nai bolungi

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        yoyoyoyoyo … ..hurreeyy …

        Mai already selected hu….. yoyo hurrey

        but mai ab single hi hu aur ab single rahunga jab tak aap nahi bolti… nd aap bhi single rahna ……;)

      2. Admin says:

        thoda bahut mere bare mein b soch liyo janeman <3

      3. Priya says:

        Admin bachhi se hi ????????????

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Are rota kyon hai yaar chal tu le ja use date per apne chote bhai ke liye itna to ker hi sakta hoon

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        thank you bade bhiya (lalitmagla ji)) bus mere mom ko mat batana hehehehahahaga

  7. Nitesh says:

    @aby i m fine 2m apni sunao tum kaise ho…?

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      mai badhiya hu nitesh bro …..

      bhuhuhu bus single ho gaya ….

      1. Navya says:

        Are dont take tum double ho ok be hapy be cool

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        haan mai double ho gaya just …..Navya Says:
        September 11, 2012 At 4:43 Pm
        Aby yar tum to selected ho already. Kahne par ……

  8. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Navya bolo kaha chalna hai>> Taj ,,The Oberoi, parsion darbar ya kahi or???

  9. Navya says:

    Aby Yar taj to barbad ho gyi h yar kahi or chle ek solid place h vile prle side totaly natural h

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      as your wish jaan. :)

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      ye place kaha hai???

      1. Navya says:

        Vile prle me ek garden h waha chlnge Tmre taj se left side me payal garment h use right then stadium fir kid complex hote hue indian spicy se right jana fir just samne

  10. Lalitmangla says:

    Oye abi main hut raha hoon to sab ko kahani sunane lag gaya

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      bhuguhuhuhu aap ne chote bhai ki tarah kaha iss liye ‘(…!!! aap ab tak nahi hate..?? bhuhuhu

  11. Lalitmangla says:

    Or koi ladki hai is site per jo mere sath date per jana chahegi but wo delhi ncr ki ho bcs i m live in fbd

    1. Priya says:

      hehehe nhi koi nhi hai …

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Badi hansi aa rahi hai ab to tum hi chalo

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @lalitmagla ji aap naraj ho gaye mujhse??? rply nahi kiya??

      @priya ji aap se hi aas thi lalitmagla ji ko :(…

      1. Priya says:

        hehehe….koi baat nahi ab kisi aur pe aas rakh lo :)

      2. Lalitmangla says:

        Yaar dukaan per kaam ki vajah se coment nahi kar saka

  12. Navya says:

    Priyaji vry simple 4sal to hm abi btech krnge or bf means wai daily k nakhre rona yha milne aao ise bat kro use bat mt kro means totaly gulami n the 2nd mater hmre sath asa h yar ki yar hmra din me ek bar b dimag khrab ho jata h to hm pure din kuch nai kr pate islie abi koi gudluking or smart banda milega to hm ha nai bolenge or btech k baad jo mil jayega usi ko ha keh dnge

    1. Priya says:

      Okkk Navya :)

    2. Rohit says:

      to ye batao tumhara btech kab pura hoga????????????????// ;)

  13. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @ADMIN MERE bade baihya aap kyo apne chote bhai ke bich aa rahe ho waise aap bahot bade ho…..!!!”

    @Navya ab tum sanko clear kar na plzzz….

  14. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Priya mere sath date pe jaayegi…. :) Jaogi na priya ? :-)

    1. Priya says:

      Bhaiya ye date kya hoti hai ????
      kaise jaate hai ???
      kab jaate hai ??? :P

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        hehehahahehehe prince bro ye kya ho gaya????

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Aby bhai samjha karo… Ladkiyon ki naa me hi unki haan hoti hai.. :-) aur jab ladki poori tarah se anjaan ban jaaye to samjh liyo ki wo bus ready hai jaane ke liye…

      3. Priya says:

        oyeeee..meri no me noo hi hoti hai……& anjan ban na majak tha…. m not ready :) ok

      4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        abe to muskura kyun rahi ho? gussa karke dikha na x-( aise..

      5. Priya says:

        :-||

      6. Priya says:

        @prince kyu ???
        u ko pyar se kari hui no Digest nhi hoti ???? jo Angry ho k karu ???

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      prince bro lage raho hehehehe…

  15. Navya says:

    Adminji ap to phle se set h

    1. Priya says:

      :o

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      whaaaaattttttt?????/

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Aby admin itna bada topa nahi jo uske liye mumbai jayaga or admin iss site ki jitni ladkiyan faridabad ke aas pass hain unke naam diyo jara

    3. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      hawwwwwwwwww :-P

  16. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Navya plzzz clear Karo ye tum kya kah rahi go????

    @priya ji hehehehe ab kise to “yes” bolo aap

    @lalitmagla ji aisa hi ho ….:!

    1. Priya says:

      kisi ko “yes” nahi :D
      sabko “noo” “noo”

  17. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @lalitmagla ji I feel for u :(…!!! pata nahi

    @priya ji tumhe kya lagta hai Navya j mere sath kya kar rai hai??

    1. Priya says:

      mereko to kuch samjh nhi aata…wo kya karti hai …kya bolti hai :(

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      bhihuhuhuhu

      koi to batao yaaar bhuhu….:(…

  18. Lalitmangla says:

    Are bhai baki ke friends kahan hain

  19. Deepak says:

    my attitude-

    Ae bure waqt jaraa adab se pesh aa,

    Suna he

    waqt nahi lagta
    waqt badalne mein…!!

  20. Deepak says:

    Safar mohabbt ka dushwar kitna hai…

    Magr dekhna hai k koi wafadar kitna hai…

    Yahi soch k use kabhi manga nahi

    maine Use prakhna hai

    k wo mera talabgar kitna hai,..

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      khush kar diya bro… wah….

  21. Navya says:

    Priyaji solid coment “mere smj nai ata wo kya krti n kya bolti h” he he he he

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      :(

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

      1. Navya says:

        Aby Finaly u r winer tume chose kr lia yar mene baki sbse breakup ho gya

      2. Navya says:

        Aby finaly u r winer baki sb mene breakup kr lia

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      really ya phir koi kal aakar tumhe puchenga chalo date par jate hai aur tum kahongi haan jarur???. .:( ‘( ??

    4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      sweet Navya for you…..

      yun chup na raha karo Yun Khamosh Se Jo
      Ho Jatey Ho.
      …. Dil Ko Waham Sa Ho Jata Hai…
      . Kahin Khafa To Nahi Ho…..
      Kahin Udas To Nahi Ho…..
      Tum Boltey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Tum Lartey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Kabhi Sharart Se Kabhi Gussey Se….
      . Kabhi Hanste Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”e Achey
      Lagtey Ho..
      … Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”

  22. Deepak says:

    hehehe…kya baat h..!! Aj toh badi dtng seting ho ri h…

    Kuch fynal ho jaye toh…shaadi k khaane me hume b bulana yr…

  23. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    sataogi mujhko rulaogi mujhko
    magar kis tarah bhula paogi mujhko….

    khuda jane kya haal hoga tera
    jab gairo ki BAHOO me paogi mujhko. ….!!:(

  24. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Aaj Dard ko lafzon mein Bayan karne wale,
    Is Duniya me Mahaan ban Gaye,
    Jara Unhe jakar Dekho,
    Jo Apne Dard Ko Bhulakar,
    Dusro ke liye Muskaan ban gaye.

  25. Deepak says:

    Koi To Saawan Aisa Ho Jo Us Kay Sung Barsay..!!

    Tanha To Meri Aankhain Har Rooz Barasti Hain..!!

  26. Deepak says:

    Lalit bro, ap b..!!!

    Ghr pr bhabhi ko pata chala to..belan se puja ho jayegi….or in smart ladkiyo ki ‘chaaya’ me ap ki ‘chavi kharab ho jayegi.,..

    1. deleted says:

      deepak great shers

      tumnay to lalitmangla ki le li……hahaha

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Are yaar aisa kuch bhi nahi hoga ghabra mat

  27. deleted says:

    admin aaj to bahut cmts aa gye……
    kal ki kami puri kar di h

    kal kahan the sab log ?

  28. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Arz kiya hai..
    Palkon ke kinare toh bhige hi nahi,
    Woh samjhte hain hum roye hi nahi,
    Aur wo puchhte hain ki khwabo me kise dekhte ho?..

    Aur hum hai kabhi raaton me soye hi nahi..

  29. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin mera coment awaiting main kyon aa raha hai

    1. Admin says:

      kyunki tune apni ID roper nahi dali… First letter apni ID ka tune CAPITAL dala hai usko chhota kar

  30. deleted says:

    ab koi nahi h online ???

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Yaar main online hoon

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Main hoon

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      del bro kya haal hai…?? subhah aate nahi aap……….??

      1. deleted says:

        yaar subah office jana hota h bhai ….

  31. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Deleted bro main hoon par lagta hai sab so gaye.
    Chalo hum bhi sone jate hain.
    Gud n8 swt drm

  32. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..

    Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..

    Hume to har karvat par apni Lulli set karni padti hai.

  33. Lalit mangla says:

    Ye kya ho raha hai

  34. rajesh says:

    ha thik thak sha hai.

  35. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin ise direct kar

  36. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello

  37. lalitmangla says:

    Admim coment show ker

  38. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin aaj ka joke kahan gaya

  39. nina says:

    ae samandr tu apni lahro ko kabu me hi rakh,
    ….
    ……zindgi me tufan lane ke liye hamra result hi kafi hai.

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Hi Nina , kahan thi itne din ?

  40. deleted says:

    adamin aaj k comments kaha hai

  41. deleted says:

    where is today’s joke

  42. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin is vakt ka bhi joke gayab

  43. Vijay says:

    Dear Admin, bahut busy ho aaj? hamare liye thoda time nikalo.

  44. lalitmangla says:

    Kahan ho

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