Duniya Ka Sabse Achha Business

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Dosto Kya Aap Jan Na Chahte Hai Ki Duniya Ka Sabse Badiya Business Konsa Hai, Hajir Hai Jawab Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Mukh Se.
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Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Jo Ki Bahut Bada Business Man Tha Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Sawal Pucha.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Business Kon Sa Hai?

Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole: “Call Girls Ka

Bhakat Hairani Se: “Areey, Wo Kaise?

Baba Ji: “Kyunki Unke Pass Jo Cheez Hai Vo Use Ache Daam Par Bech Bhi Leti Hai Aur Wo Cheez Unke Paas Rah Bhi Jati Hai

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26 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Admin tera G wala business bhi to same to same h ….

    1. Admin says:

      par tujhe kya farak poadta hai CNW

      1. Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Mr.Delet and Mr.admin gand aur chut ka dandha hamesha se hi naw-jwan ladke ladkiyon ke pehli pasand raha ha. Par afsos is baat ka ha ki ise law parmision nahi mil saki.

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Gud….
    These r reality…
    Hehehehehe……..
    Tb admin bro apna G wala dhandh start kariye….:-):) ;-DB-)

  3. Anuj says:

    hmm Hole sale ka Business

  4. anshul says:

    accha hai babaji hehehehuhehe hole sales hehehe.

    1. rita says:

      hole kitne main bechte ho

      1. Anuj says:

        @rita ye kharidar hai,,,,,, tum batao ki tumhare under me kitne Hole kaam karte hai??????

      2. Alok Gupta says:

        @rita hm khareedte hain. Bechte tum log ho. Samzi kuchh.

  5. deepak says:

    gud joke…..

  6. rita says:

    bat to theek hai maje bhi le liye paise bhi

    1. Anuj says:

      @ Rita agar kaho to me tumhare Hole sale ke Business ko Bada kar du :p

    2. Himanshu.The.DON says:

      Rita ji dalaali ka kaam to hum bhi khoob jaante hain. Bus aap ek baar seva ka mauka dein hum line laga denge

  7. yogesh says:

    swad bhi paise bhi
    kya vichar hain

  8. deepak says:

    .
    Gabbar-ye L mujhe de de thakur.
    .
    .
    Thakur-dekh Gabar, hath tak thik tha, baki L se masti nahi..
    L chahiye to JAY ka le le faltu latka rahta hai.

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Hahahahahahahahaha…….

  9. Kashish says:

    Heyyy frnz hw r u alll????

    1. Hps says:

      I’m 5n kashish ji

  10. Alok Gupta says:

    Muze to pahle se pta tha ye joke/sach.

  11. Priya says:

    hmmmmmmmm…………………..
    hello frndz how r u all?????????????????????????

  12. niteshsomesay says:

    In a cls….
    tchr:-gaay hmari mata hai…. gaay meri mata hai….. sb bolo sb…….
    1ldka sir ki baat ignore kr window se bahr dkhne lgta hai..!
    Sir:-Abe..!bhosdi ke main yaha mar mar ke pdha rha hu…. aur tu khidki ke bahr apni maa chuda rha hai kya..?
    ldka:-Aaanhh.!
    sir….. Aap yha pdha rhe hai aur bahr saandh aapki maa chod rha hai..!:p

  13. niteshsomesay says:

    Admin yaar maine 4-5 din pahle ek joke post ki thi…..title:-3idiots lab scence 2nd part
    comments me bt wo abhi tk modertion mode me hai aisa kyun….?:-(

    1. Admin says:

      hmm bcoz vo main ache tarike se bana ke post karunga dear

  14. niteshsomesay says:

    okayss……!thnx…!:-)

  15. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  16. devendr says:

    ek niksaan h

    –>>> pregnancy rokne wali goli ka kharcha aata h hehehe

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