Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost

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Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost Larki Ke Brazier Ki Tarha Hota Hai.

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1.Comfortable

2.Supportive

3.Tight Se Pakre

4.Girne Se Bachae

Or

5.Hamesha Dil K Qarib Rahe

SMS / One Liner Version

1 Acha Aur Sacha Dost Larki Ke Br@zier Ki Trha Hota Hai. 1.Comfortable 2.Supportive 3.Tight Se Pakre 4.Girne Se Bachae Or 5.Hamesha Dil K Qarib Rahe

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32 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hehehehehe……Old is always Gold.

    1. Rashii says:

      Jay dear kya joke old hain, kya age hain joke ki hehe

  2. Rashii says:

    What?

  3. Rashii says:

    SAMEER ji ki shame shame hehehe

  4. radha says:

    bilkul meri bra ki tarah.

    1. Samir says:

      Hi radha
      tumhari bra ka size kya hai ?
      Aur yar tum baten bahut hi meethi krti ho
      kya tum mujh se dosti karogi,
      mai bilkul hi akela hu tanha hu aur avi kunwara hi hu,,mujhe 1 achche dost ki talas h,,kya tum mere dost banogi,,,only frendship

      JPR

  5. Rashii says:

    Aj kafi dino baad itni achi nind aayi thi aj to hum 10 bje so kr uthe
    Jay dear gd noon, ab to bta dijiye kis ki naa se darte ho ap, dhiraj bhai to ap ko Naa bol hi nhi skte hehe
    wanted ji thanx
    Matrix ji ap ko pange lene ki kafi padi rhti hain hehe
    all frnds ap sbhi ko b gud noon

    1. Matrix says:

      pange lena to mera purana pesha hai hehe :P
      waise congrats for ur B Ed.!

  6. jaiswal says:

    he he he he he he he , good

    1. Rashii says:

      Haste huae gap kyu he he he aise nhi haste hehehehe

      1. Samir says:

        Kya bat h rashi aj kuch jyada hi fudak rhi ho,AUR yehan v masterni ki trh bachon ko hansna sikha rhi ho

        JPR

  7. *(Pearl)* says:

    Del, thanks a lot to remember,
    Del,I quite like your comments,
    You guys are too cool,
    jay, the heart is a funny guy,
    The moon has got you all the site,
    Jokes are funny, and you also like people’s friendship,
    Jay and del you take care of yourself,
    And all the rest by friends,
    Joke is cool,, byeeeeeeeeeeee

  8. Dhiraj:*जय की जान * says:

    जय अब छोडो भी,चलो नाराजगी छोडो और दुबारा गले लग जाओ,,,अबे क्या कर रहा है मार डालेगा क्या ,पहली बार किसी लड़के ने बांहों में जकड़ा मुझे हेहे वर्ना लडकियो से फुर्सत कान्हा..जो दीखता है उसी को सच मान लेते हैं,असली मोती की तो पहचान ही करने नहीं आती,:)

  9. ishan says:

    Mujhe Udaas Dekhkar Usne Kaha, Mere hote hue Tumhe koi Dukh nhi de skta “PHIR AISA HI HUA” Zindgi mei Jitne Dukh mile Sab Usi ne Diye..

    1. Admin says:

      wah wah wah kya bat kahi hai…. is se teri G ke dard ka mujhe ehsas ho raha hai hehehehe

      1. jaiswal says:

        hehehehehahahahaha

  10. Dhiraj:*जय की जान * says:

    @jay, mujhe american gals hi kyoun follow karti hain…..2 din mein 6 american gals meri followers ban gayi….koi indian girl nahi so sad:(…
    bus rashii di,ko chhodkar…:)…
    aur tum aur del, mujhe like karte ho…
    lagta hai american kafi pasand karte hain mujhe:)

  11. divya says:

    joke ke baare mai kuch nhi bol sakti mai :./

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Aur mere baare me kuch bole sakti ho ke nahi

    2. Matrix says:

      okay

  12. Hps says:

    Rashii ji aap aayi,bahar aayi.

  13. deleted says:

    Lehro’n se khelta hua lehr ke pee gaya,

    mai sakki ki nazar par bal kha ke pee gaya,

    maine chhod di thi, par roney laggi sharab,

    mai uskey aansuo par taras kha ke pee gaya..

    1. Admin says:

      Ganta vo to thandi bottle ke bahar jo pani jammta hai vo tha, sale sharabiyo ko bhi bas peene ka bahana chahiye

      kal ko kahenge tere pe dhakkan nahi thha khuli hui padi thhi socha ki koi aur pee lega isliye mene pee li hehehehe

  14. Addy says:

    Matrix gandu ye danda lene ka pesha hai tera tabi mein sumju tu kyu mere ange apni gand hila raha hai… hehehehehe. .

    1. Matrix says:

      hehe yahi to locha hai na bhai. me tere samne gand hilaunga tabhi to tu mere jaal me fasega. gand dekh ke jaise hi pash ayega teri hi gand far ke bhurta bana dunga. hehe :P
      Kya kre yaar ajkal jay ki gand ko samir aur admin ne book krwaya hua hai isiliye tere jaise champu logo ki hi gand marni par rhi hai :(

      1. sejal says:

        ha ha ha haha ha

  15. Addy says:

    Par matrix gandu mene to suna tu apni gand mei hud hi tail laga kar jay or loga se marvata hai or tu champu muje bata hai bhosadi ke tere jese ki gand mei mein thuku b na or ange mere se panga liya toh teri gand itni maruga ki suj ke fati hui dholki ban jayegi na bajne layik na bajne like henehehehehehehe…

    1. Matrix says:

      hehe abe tu senti kyu ho gaya yaar mene tujhe pehle hi kaha hai ki me teri gaand isiliye maar rha hu kyuki abhi sabhi ki gaand book hai. dekh tu 6 saal se mera lund chus rha hai. isliye tujhe jaise chuthiye ki gaand ab me nhi maarunga. teri gaand pe me apna laat bhi na maru mera laat ganda ho jayega. aur sun gandu tu hi apne gaand me danda lene ko utawla hai. agr abhi gand marwane ka man kre to ek aur cmt maar mere naam se itna gaand ki gand bhi bolega thank u aur mera lund bolega mention not. ab rone ka koi fayeda nhi yaar. ab to tujhe mera louda jindagi bhar chusna parega. kyuki ab pachtaye hot kya ja tera loda tut gaya. hehe tera 1cm ka lulli ko loda keh diya to khus mt ho jana chuthiye. hehe :P gandu…. kaha kaha se gandu a jate hai aur gand marwa ke chale jate hai :P hahahaahahaha…………

      1. Jay says:

        hehehe…….Abe Matrix Ab Rahne de, yaar tu hi Shant ho Jata. Tum dono kya ek dusarey ki Mara Mari kar rahe ho. Pyar me to chalta hai lekin tum dono ye jo Ladayi me kar rahe ho Accha nahi lag raha hai.

        Dear Addy, plz…. Ab tum v gusse me Matrix ko koi Comment mat karna ha Pyar se eski Gand par ek jordar Pappi dekar bol do le mai bhi teri Gand nahi marta:P

  16. death seeker says:

    fckin awesm but that doorknob was bttr so watt up guyz

  17. addy says:

    matrix deri gaand baj2 ke fati hui dholki ban gai par teri gand ka bal nahi gaya ab tuje apni gaand mein lambe or badhe dande lane lag gaya hain toh mera 9″3″ ka laura chota hi lagega chutiye kahi ke na jane kaha 2 se chale atte hai apni gaand marwane. lagta tuje 6 saal se mera lunn nahi mila ab roh mat je mera lamba aur mota lunn muhh mein lehle ab khush gandi gaand wale gandu..
    jay yaar mein martix ki gaand par pappi nahi kar sakta par laat or gusse jaroor maar sakta hu. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

  18. addy says:

    ha ek baat or apni gandi hiv + gand kisi aur se marwa mein toh teri gand marne wala nahi chi kitni kali kalute gandi fati hue gand hai teri tuje to khudkhusi kar leni chaiye. kyoki tu apni gaand lekar bazaar mein gumta firta fir bi teri gand marne ko koi tyar nahi hota. kal raat teri gand mein fir khujli hue tabi tu fir apna ganda gand mere age hila raha tha. yadi tu mere ya mujse related cmts muje karta hai to iska means ye hoga tera fir mann kar raha gand marwane ka….. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…

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