Ek Bar Chala Gaya To Vaapis Nahi Aayega

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Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua Banta?

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Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge

Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa

Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi

Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh

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37 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Hahahaha uska lund ladki ke muh main

  2. deleted says:

    bahut bura hua …..banta k sath……

  3. Priya says:

    chiiiiiiiiiiii ..ganda joke :(

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Kya ab bhi naraz ho

      1. Priya says:

        nahiiiiiiiii to……..

  4. Nitesh says:

    Crazy people on WhatsApp list :
    .
    .
    1. Someone on his status”Sleeping” since 3
    days! He’s probably dead :/ :P
    .
    2. Someone never sends anything, then at
    night once a week/month he says :”Good night
    ” WTF!
    . 3. Someone is sick since the time Iadded him.
    .
    4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at
    the same time when I do.
    .
    5. Someone is “Driving” since 3 days! I guess he reached Pakistan!!
    .
    6. Someone sends me back exactlywhat I sent
    to him,
    Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
    . 7. Someone still has his status as”Happy New
    Year!”
    .
    8. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one
    month.
    Living in Paradise? .
    9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just
    puts a smiley face.
    .
    10. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there!
    I’m using WhatsApp’:~

    1. sanjay41 says:

      NITESH JI aap engineer kum PHILOSHEPER lagte ho aapki batoon me bahut gehraye hoti hai

  5. Priya says:

    del ji…

    lalit mangla ji..

    nitesh ji…

    ravi ji….

    gooood night alllllllllll :) :)

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Good night

    2. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

      Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Night :smile:

    3. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Good Night Dear & Take Care….

  6. deleted says:

    gud nite

  7. lalitmangla says:

    Good night friends

  8. deleted says:

    gud nite…….

  9. sanjay41 says:

    Mangla ji aap ittni ladkiyon ki chamcha giri kyon karte ho, kya pta wo ladke hain ya ladki, kyun NASHEDI BHAI sahi kha na?

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Sanjay mera 1 usul hai agar meri vajah se kisi ka dil dukhe to usse mafi mangne main koi burai nahi chahe fir wo koi bhi ho or ise chamcha giri to nahi kaha ja sakta

      1. deleted says:

        sahi kaha lalit
        galti ki mafi mangne mein koi burai nahi h

  10. sanjay41 says:

    Admin saheb to site ke malik yani ke hum ye site USE karte hai hamare bhi malik huye . del bro[rathi saheb] aur tygai bhai mein to aap ka bahut bada FAN hoon

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Shukriya sanjay bhai…. Ye to aapka Baddapan hai……
      Aur batao kaise ho….?

    2. deleted says:

      thanx SANJAY 41 ….we will keep on entertaining….

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Aur mere dosto kaise ho sabhi…?

    Nitesh guru ji aapko hum aise hi guru nahi kehte…maan’na padega apko… Grt bro

    Deleted bro Diwali ki taiyari ho rahi hai.. enjoy karo ghumo har jagah bhabhi ji ke sath…..

    Lalit mangla ji kya haal hai bhai…ek dum maze me or ghar me sab thik thaak

    Sanjay bro thanx again… Aap logo se aisa rishta ban gaya hai jo shayad kabi nahi tutega

    Priya ji
    Aby
    Devendar
    Hps
    deepak
    dhiraj

    sab log kaise ho….

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Yaar hum to thik hain tum batao

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Tujhe fursat na mili padhne ki warna…
    .
    Hum to tere shehar me biktey rahey
    kitaabon ki tarah…

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Hum ne charcha bahot suna tha uss ki
    khubion ka…
    Ye kab maloom tha k wo dard b dil khol k
    deta ha..

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    har Raat guzarti hy meri Sitaron k drmiyan
    Main cHAND to nhi hoon,
    Mgr
    ‘TANHA’ zaroor hoon…

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Hum Se Bewafai ki intaha kia Poochtey ho,

    “bewafa”

    Wo hum se “PYAR” Seekhta raha kisi Aur k
    liye..!

    1. deleted says:

      sahi h bhai…..bahut khoob…..

      sare sher lajawab h ……keep posting

  16. Ravi Tyagi says:

    itni Nafrat Hai Usay Meri “MOHABBAT” Se
    Usne Apne Hath Jala Dalay Meri “TAQDEER”
    Mitane K Liye

    1. deleted says:

      Kaha Maine ki
      “Tumhein Sajnaa Sanwarna Q Nahin Bhaata” ?
      Kaha Usne ki
      “Teri Chahat Mera Singaar Hi To Hai”…!!!

  17. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Thukra kar Mohabbat Meri Kahan Jane Ka
    Iraada Hai.
    =
    Mujhe Zindagi K Kis Mod Pe Laane Ka Iraada
    Hai?
    =
    Yeh Jo Ab Khafa Khafa Se Rehne Lage Ho,
    =
    Lagta Hai Aapka Dil Tod Jane Ka
    Iraada Hai.
    =
    Jate Jate Ye To Bata Jaao,
    =
    Mere Pyar Me Kami Thi Ya Kisi Or Se Dil Lagane
    Ka Iraada Hai.
    =
    Mere Baad Meri Yaad Aaye To Mud K Na Dekhna,
    =
    Kyon K Tere Baad Mera Bhi Is Dunia Ko Chhod
    Jane Ka Iraada Hai.

  18. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Chalti bus me jagah na milne per 1 Larki ko buddhe ne Goad me bitha liya..
    Thodi der k baad Ladki uth khadi huwi or boli
    “Bhosdike,
    Ya to mujhe bitha.
    ya apne Lund ko bitha”

  19. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Arz Kiya Hai…

    Laakh Hila Lo..

    Laakh Ghuma Lo..

    Laakh Daba Lo..

    Laakh Mana Lo..

    Lekin….

    SUSU Ki Aakhiri BOOND Hamesha Chaddhi Me Hi Giregi…

    Go and check now…

  20. Nitesh says:

    gud nytsssssss 2 everyone..!
    thanxxxx @ravi bahi sab aap logo ki dua hai..!

  21. lalitmangla says:

    Hello

  22. lalitmangla says:

    Oye aaj ka joke kahan hain

    1. sanjay41 says:

      Sorry lalit ji,…. as a friend maine majak me kutch khe diya tha. raat ko party me thodi jyada ho gayi thi

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Its ok yaar vese ab meri chamcha giri kyon ho rahi hai hahaha

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