Ek Bar Chala Gaya To Vaapis Nahi Aayega

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua Banta?

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Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge

Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa

Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi

Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh

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  1. Nitesh says:

    Crazy people on WhatsApp list :
    .
    .
    1. Someone on his status”Sleeping” since 3
    days! He’s probably dead :/ :P
    .
    2. Someone never sends anything, then at
    night once a week/month he says :”Good night
    ” WTF!
    . 3. Someone is sick since the time Iadded him.
    .
    4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at
    the same time when I do.
    .
    5. Someone is “Driving” since 3 days! I guess he reached Pakistan!!
    .
    6. Someone sends me back exactlywhat I sent
    to him,
    Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
    . 7. Someone still has his status as”Happy New
    Year!”
    .
    8. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one
    month.
    Living in Paradise? .
    9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just
    puts a smiley face.
    .
    10. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there!
    I’m using WhatsApp’:~

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Sanjay mera 1 usul hai agar meri vajah se kisi ka dil dukhe to usse mafi mangne main koi burai nahi chahe fir wo koi bhi ho or ise chamcha giri to nahi kaha ja sakta

  2. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Aur mere dosto kaise ho sabhi…?

    Nitesh guru ji aapko hum aise hi guru nahi kehte…maan’na padega apko… Grt bro

    Deleted bro Diwali ki taiyari ho rahi hai.. enjoy karo ghumo har jagah bhabhi ji ke sath…..

    Lalit mangla ji kya haal hai bhai…ek dum maze me or ghar me sab thik thaak

    Sanjay bro thanx again… Aap logo se aisa rishta ban gaya hai jo shayad kabi nahi tutega

    Priya ji
    Aby
    Devendar
    Hps
    deepak
    dhiraj

    sab log kaise ho….

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Thukra kar Mohabbat Meri Kahan Jane Ka
    Iraada Hai.
    =
    Mujhe Zindagi K Kis Mod Pe Laane Ka Iraada
    Hai?
    =
    Yeh Jo Ab Khafa Khafa Se Rehne Lage Ho,
    =
    Lagta Hai Aapka Dil Tod Jane Ka
    Iraada Hai.
    =
    Jate Jate Ye To Bata Jaao,
    =
    Mere Pyar Me Kami Thi Ya Kisi Or Se Dil Lagane
    Ka Iraada Hai.
    =
    Mere Baad Meri Yaad Aaye To Mud K Na Dekhna,
    =
    Kyon K Tere Baad Mera Bhi Is Dunia Ko Chhod
    Jane Ka Iraada Hai.

  4. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Chalti bus me jagah na milne per 1 Larki ko buddhe ne Goad me bitha liya..
    Thodi der k baad Ladki uth khadi huwi or boli
    “Bhosdike,
    Ya to mujhe bitha.
    ya apne Lund ko bitha”

  5. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Arz Kiya Hai…

    Laakh Hila Lo..

    Laakh Ghuma Lo..

    Laakh Daba Lo..

    Laakh Mana Lo..

    Lekin….

    SUSU Ki Aakhiri BOOND Hamesha Chaddhi Me Hi Giregi…

    Go and check now…

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