Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Ustaad Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

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Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Ustaad Par Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Yoni

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Ustaad Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi

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  1. deleted says:

    @ admin mene Apna broadband connection katwa dia h ….bhuhuhu …..
    12000/-ka bill tha bhuhuhu….
    An jab tak nya connection nahi lag jata gprs se hi kaam chlana padega ….

    1. Admin says:

      Abe hehehe konsa plan tha tere pass. Mere pass to 500 500 wale do (4GB @ 1mbps and after 256 kbps unlimited) ye dono mere 24 hrs downloading pe chalti hai

      And 1 connection 2mbps 75Gb @1600rs kam ke liye

      To tere udhar koi sasta nahi hai kya. Vese bsnl deta to hai 750 rs mein 512kbos

      1. deleted says:

        Yaar mere pass 750 wala unlimited plan tha…..ganduo ne for bhi usage ka charge jod dia bill Mein….
        Mene bsnl k CMD ko mail kar dia for sabki gaand tight Ho gyi GM k phone aaye aur 2din Mein bill theek Ho gya …for bhi meine connection katwa dia h …..nya connection lenge 1350/- wala 4mbps upto20gb and then 2mbps…..speed….

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