Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni

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Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
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Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Ustaad Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Ustaad Par Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Yoni

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Ustaad Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi

Hindi Version

संता अपनी शादी के तीन दिन पहले कॉल गर्ल के पास सेक्स के लिए जाता है.

कॉल गर्ल को इतना मजा आ रहा था के उसने उसके उस्ताद पे चकी (बाईट) काट ली,

संता डॉक्टर के पास गया, डॉक्टर ने उसके उस्ताद पर पट्टी बांध के टेप लगाई और उसे अच्छी तरह पैक कर दिया.

जब तीन दिन बाद संता की शादी हुई तो वो अपनी पत्नी के साथ सुहाग रात बनाने लगा. उसकी पत्नी ने कहा.

पत्नी: "लो जी सोनयो, पेश है एक डैम फ्रेश योनि"

संता का दिमाग भी काम किया और वो बोला

संता: "तू फ्रेश की बात कर रही है, इधर हमने तो आज तक उस्ताद की पैकिंग भी नहीं खोली"

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21 Comments

  1. wanted. says:

    HAHAHAHA
    waise mai soch rha tha ki santa ne us call grl ko paise diye honge ya nhi ;)

  2. Py@re moh@n says:

    achchha hai

  3. anshul says:

    hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahah packing wala lund hehehehehhehehhehehhee

  4. Shubham says:

    Chalo chutiye ko fresh maal to mila?

  5. Priya says:

    hehe…good joke
    @Hello nilesh ji…Hps ji..Heartbeat ji & all other frndss:)

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Hii… PRIYA JI mai acha hu. Aur aap batao kaisi ho DOST ..?

    2. °°P®¡n©e°° says:

      hahaha.. usne callgirl ko paise diye honge ya nhi..
      hiii… PRIYAAAA

  6. sujata says:

    hahahaha…nice joke

    1. °°P®¡n©e°° says:

      hi sujata…;-)

  7. Hps says:

    Hiii priya ji

  8. Ramo says:

    He he hi hi ho ho
    lund pack mein agar maal kharab nikla toh pure paise vapas deyan de li gaye choot vapas nai hogi

  9. deleted says:

    @ admin mene Apna broadband connection katwa dia h ….bhuhuhu …..
    12000/-ka bill tha bhuhuhu….
    An jab tak nya connection nahi lag jata gprs se hi kaam chlana padega ….

    1. Admin says:

      Abe hehehe konsa plan tha tere pass. Mere pass to 500 500 wale do (4GB @ 1mbps and after 256 kbps unlimited) ye dono mere 24 hrs downloading pe chalti hai

      And 1 connection 2mbps 75Gb @1600rs kam ke liye

      To tere udhar koi sasta nahi hai kya. Vese bsnl deta to hai 750 rs mein 512kbos

      1. deleted says:

        Yaar mere pass 750 wala unlimited plan tha…..ganduo ne for bhi usage ka charge jod dia bill Mein….
        Mene bsnl k CMD ko mail kar dia for sabki gaand tight Ho gyi GM k phone aaye aur 2din Mein bill theek Ho gya …for bhi meine connection katwa dia h …..nya connection lenge 1350/- wala 4mbps upto20gb and then 2mbps…..speed….

        1. Admin says:

          :o then 2mbps :O

  10. deleted says:

    @ Dhiraj tum kaise Ho ????

  11. deleted says:

    @ rashi ji aap kaisi h ?
    Yahan par to 4 din se baraf gir rahi h …..bahut cold weather Ho gya h….

  12. deleted says:

    Naye Naye dost aaye h site par ……Gud h

  13. deva says:

    packing wala l@nd ………………….hahahahahahaha mast

  14. aveo says:

    yaroo fb pe ho kya. . . .

  15. Prakriti says:

    Waah santa

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