Ek Sabzi Wale Ki Pehli Raat Ki Dastaan

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Suhag Raat Ko Wo Apni Patni Ki Panty Uper Karke Paani Chidakne Lag Gya

Patni Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?

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Pati Bola: “Karna Kya Hai Maal Ko Taaza Kar Raha Hoon.”

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103 Comments

  1. AZHAR ALI says:

    good

    from azhar ali

  2. ankush says:

    HAR RAAT SUHAG RAAT HONI CHHIYA

  3. Naresh says:

    Har Rat ko Pani Marna Chahiya

  4. jayanti says:

    har rat maal ko taaja rakna chahiye

  5. rakeshkumar says:

    Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga bhaut maja aay

  6. seema says:

    roz 4 time karna chaiye

  7. vinay says:

    seema tumhara pati bhi karta hai

  8. preety says:

    seema tum gan.du ho na isi lie 4time karwana chahti ho

  9. ahmad says:

    HAR RAAT SUHAG RAAT HONI CHHIYA

  10. don bhai says:

    preety tum chut dogi

  11. rahul says:

    sexy bom

  12. kabir says:

    seema sahi kah rahi hai—apna E mail do phir mil lo roj choot ko chamkaney ki jimedari hamri hai kyon dear

  13. Anonymous says:

    sex har roz karo

  14. deepak says:

    patni jab jab karway karte raho……..

  15. rajmal says:

    suhagrat ko patni mc me the

  16. melissa says:

    ahmad tumhara suhagrat kab aur kiske saath hai

  17. murari kumar says:

    melissa tumhara suhagraat kab aur kiske saath hai agar koi nahi hai toh main hoon na

  18. jack says:

    GD YAAR, MAINE SOCHA SALA PEHLE APNI BIWI KI CHU. KO BECHEGA, JAISE HR SABZI VALA KRTA HAI OR AGR KOI KHARIDNE VALA NAHI MILA TB KUD CHAAATEGAAAAAAA, PR DHEKHO DOSTO LADKI KI CHU. KYA MILI SABZI VALA BI SB BHUL GAYA.

  19. jiten says:

    seema tumahari soch achhi lagi…..

  20. rund says:

    seema to kitni bar marati ho

  21. cuteboy says:

    only girlzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

  22. Shahid says:

    aisa na ho chodne ke baad cold storage me rakh de

  23. sunny says:

    koi ladki meri friend banegi

  24. Anonymous says:

    in kamino kuo ko band kar dena chaie

  25. Anonymous says:

    sb bkwas ha yar

  26. hhho says:

    aram se aesa km krna chi

  27. hhho says:

    seema ilove you ik br youch me

  28. mehwish says:

    meri gand main bhut kharish hotiii hai iska koi elaj hai kya

  29. NISHA says:

    to good

    1. Raj says:

      Hi neha

  30. faizan g says:

    sex b ak fun ha roz roz kro hooooooooooobbbbbbb meh wish bnd do mja plz

  31. jaguar says:

    nisha wanna show u my power come to me baby

  32. fahad says:

    jo bhi sex karna chahti ho

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  33. 9258913130 says:

    penis lene ka itna hi shauk hai to call me

  34. Sumit says:

    Lage raho sab chut ki gahrai kon nap saka he

  35. tastynipples says:

    mera sb taza hai ekdum….

  36. tastynipples says:

    pehli raat ko kr kr k akhiri bab dungi….

  37. Neev says:

    Agar choot par paani marne se taazi ho jaati to rundiya rundiya nhi khelati chutia joke

  38. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke! sabzi ki tarah choot ko taza karke theley pe bechne jayega. choot le lo choot …. saala chutaiya…. gaandu sabziwala saale chut pani dalne se nahi lund dalne se khilti hai, taza hoti hai aur khusbu deti hai

    1. samar says:

      sai bat bola

  39. smeer says:

    hi meri sohagrat qareeb ha mujhy maliom nhi

  40. ashish says:

    hiiii

  41. ashish says:

    kya tum mere sath sohagrat bana sakte ho

  42. abhay says:

    good ans deepti

  43. Cool says:

    Deepti send me ur contact number

  44. azhaan says:

    deepti ao tumhe taza kar du jaan

  45. sunny says:

    deepti teri chud se kusbu aati h kya??….aati h to teri chud se todhi si kusbu mere lund me laga de…plz

  46. NADIA says:

    HI MERI SOHAGH RAT QAREEB HE MUJE MELO NA 03425110305

  47. rajveer says:

    nadia mere sath suhagraat mana lo chut ke khujli mita dunga

  48. ganu says:

    her raat chodna chahiaye aur bad mai pucchi mai hath dalna chaheye

  49. yahiya says:

    i love shadi ki raat

    1. balli says:

      muje kuch kuch hota hai

    2. Raj says:

      Hi janeman

  50. balli says:

    har rat ko karnese pehle nahana chahiye

  51. shurbhi says:

    Mai chati hu koi esa ladka jo mujhe raat bhar piyar kar sake hai koi to reply aur apna E-mail & mo. no.

    1. sunny says:

      surabhi main tuhmri payas bujaunga tum other site me surya singh (raipur c. g).se koj sajti ho

    2. amit says:

      yasiam ready to your all night love&sex and compleat seatishfide to you

    3. praveen says:

      hi! shurbhi, mera naam praveen he, if u don't mind kya aap mere touch me rehna chahogi…….

      1. Amit Khararata says:

        Yes harami no prob

    4. niloo says:

      KYA TUMHARA KOI BF NAHI HAI , JO TUMHARI BHAVANAO KO SAMZ SAKE ?

    5. santosh says:

      mujhe ek girl chaihye jo mujhr samajh sake. Please if any reply me

      1. anamika says:

        hye santosh……….sayad main apko samjna chati hoon.

        1. anamika says:

          mujhe apke intajar rahega.mmjhe email kariy

          1. nishant says:

            hi anamika hru..?

            kya hum dost ban saktey hain..

        2. ALI says:

          HI ANAMIKA MA BI AP KO SAMAGHMNA CHATA HO REPLY

    6. Dev Chaudhary says:

      yes, I want to meet you every night. I am Dev Chaudhary. I am 24 year old. I wait for your comment on my E-mail. Ok Shurbhi.

    7. navnath bhote says:

      plise sand yore photo

    8. prem choudhary says:

      I am ready to love you.

    9. niki says:

      mujhe ek ladki ki talash hai jo mere sath ratt din pyar kar sake ….agar koi hai to pls rpl….?

    10. gurjindersoni says:

      main hu apke matlab ka

    11. SHANE says:

      HAAN HAAN KYUN NAHIN

    12. hot-shine says:

      surbhi…sirf raat bhar hi pyar karne wala chahiye ya din wala bhi….con. me

    13. abbas says:

      Areee O Shurbhi ek admi tuje itna khush kaise nahi karega jab tak to use khus nahi karegi, hey budy m far from yuu but can cross saat samander and come make you happy if yu want

    14. dev says:

      hiiiiiiiiiiiii

    15. imtiyaz says:

      jii mai app ko full night oyar karoga

    16. mohit says:

      raat guzare ke to dekho sone nahi denge raat bhar apko

    17. puneet says:

      mai bhi tumhari tarha akela hoo

    18. ASHFAQ says:

      I AM WAITING FOR YOU

    19. waqas mustafa says:

      find sexy gril

    20. rupz says:

      can i frindsha wid u

    21. v.b.singh says:

      hi shurbhi i m vijay from city of nawabs lucknow.doing job in railway meri koi grlfrnd nhi hai.kyuki jish umar me ek ladka or ek ladki ki frndship hoti hai ush age me hi mai service me aa gya tha.matlb 12th passout hote hi. and mai suru se boys school me padha hu to waise bhi koi ladki se knha frndship ho skti thi.agar aap meri bhaavnao ko samjh ske to plz call me on 09044450218, 09807313999, 09838688700

    22. kasha says:

      insan ban ja begharet

    23. ayush says:

      yas hai ek ladka o mai hu

    24. Sameer says:

      Hey surbhi i am here

    25. sarita says:

      mera ye dusri bar hay

      1. deepak singh says:

        kya hr ladki apne BF se sex chahti hai ya hr ladki ko sex pasand hai.
        Pls give me reply everybody.

    26. Samir says:

      Mujhe aisa larka chahiye,jo mujhe " JIJA " kahe
      he he

      JPR

    27. vinod says:

      mein hoon na tujhe raatbharpyar karne wala.contact me 10am to 5pm only

    28. rizak says:

      arre tumharre jaisi ldki toh diya le k b dhundne niklo to b na miley

  52. suman kumar says:

    Dear main tumhe raat bhar choduga aur teri chut phar duga

  53. jiten says:

    hi i have no gf i want a girl who can understand me as a true friend for life

  54. akash says:

    Kya Yanha one time one girl mil sakti hai

    1. sarita says:

      hi

      mera pehli bar hai

      1. nishant says:

        hi sarita.. how are you..

        mera bhi first time hai..

      2. ahmed says:

        ok

  55. dev says:

    hum ladki ko chodne me visvas rakhte hiiiii

  56. raj says:

    koi aasi girl chaiye jo mujse pyar ker sake

  57. DIPESH says:

    MUJHE EK LADKI CHAHIYE JO MERA DUKH DARD SAMAJH SAKE WOH RAT AUR DIN PYAR KARSAKE AUR MAIN USKA DUKH DARD SAMAJH SAKU

  58. pankaj says:

    gdmrning frnds

    hey anyone ther

  59. Aftab alam says:

    Hi,saritap i love you

  60. ritesh says:

    hello

  61. Neha says:

    Plz koi meri prblm ka solutn btao main apnay bf kay sath sex krna cahti hu but we are not much frank main ldki hu toh kuch bol nai skti nd i think vo kehnay se drta h so wht to do aisa kya kru ki voh khud aisa khay

    1. deleted says:

      Aap cmts new jokes mein karo……….

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