Every Job Is Important

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Teacher In Johnny’s School Asked The Class What Their Parents Did For A Living.

One Little Girl Said Her Father Was A Doctor, Another Said Her Mother Was An Engineer.

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When It Was Little Johnny’s Turn, He Stood Up And Said: “My Mom’s A Call-girl

Naturally, After That Remark, He Got Sent Off To The Principal’s Office. Then, 15 Minutes Later, He Returned.

So The Teacher Asked: “Did You Tell The Principal What You Said In Class?

Johnny Said, “Yes.”

Teacher: “Well, What Did The Principal Say?

Johnny: “He Said That Every Job Is Important In Our Economy, Gave Me An Apple And Asked For My Phone Number!

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12 Comments

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  2. Harshit says:

    principal is great, but i too wants johnny’s mother phone no.

  3. Priya says:

    ha HA ha HA ha HA

    1. Deepak says:

      Ye alag alag style me kyu has rahi ho…?

      1. Alok* Gupta says:

        Deepak bhai ye raaz ki baat hai . Apni priya ko pagal pan k doure padte hain. Tb wo aese hi hansti hai. Sorry priya muze Deepak bhai ko sch btana pda.

      2. Priya says:

        @deepak ji….hehehehe… aive hii!!!joke jayada acha laga na to diff diff style me hansi aa rahi hai .
        @Alok ohhhooo mera to bata diya ab apna bhi bata do ki ye pagalpan k daure aapke pagalpan ka treatment kane se aane lag gaye hai :P

  4. Deepak says:

    hehehehe…vry gud joke…

  5. nina says:

    nnt a great joke

  6. nina says:

    good one priya

  7. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Abe admin is joke ka to hindi trans ho sakta tha. Fir kiya kyu nai? Taanki harkisi ko samaj a jata?

    1. Admin says:

      tum log ho na samjhane wale… samjha do jisko na samajh mein aaye…

  8. deleted says:

    priya ji how r u?

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