Explain Rape In Simple Words

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Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape

He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole

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Santa Was Asked To Explain Rape, He Said- It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole.

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20 Comments

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Not good

  2. rashii says:

    Happy Valentine Frnds
    Jay dear, Dhiraj ji, Kaha ho ap?
    Hps ji, heartbeat ji kya kar rahe ho aj?
    Deleted ji aj kya surprise de rahe ho ap apni wife rashi ko?
    Sabhi frnds enjoy kijiyega aj ka din

    1. deleted says:

      @ Rashi ji, wife to jewelry shop me ja kar purchasing kar aaye , ab mujhe online payment karni h.
      ¦)

  3. Naresh loving Boy says:

    Hello Dear Admin……….N Frendssssss
    Mene puchha thha mere cell pe sms nahi aa rahe hai.
    APNE KHA THHA
    Ek bar DND band karke dekho ki fir mssg aate hai ya n
    I don’t understand abot “DND”
    Plz tell me………..?

    1. Admin says:

      DND means Do Not Disturb

  4. deleted says:

    Thanks for publishing admin

  5. deleted says:

    @ Jay tum vapis nahi aaye kya abhi tak ???

  6. deleted says:

    @wanted how was ur Valentine day ?
    @Dhiraj tumhara Valentine jay to Mata Rani k darshan karne gya h
    @ Rashi ji aap ka day kaisa raha , hoping ki GUD raha hoga.
    @ pearl ji aap kab aati h kab jaati h , pta nahi lagta….
    Meri to wife bhi 500km dur h ….:(

  7. Priya says:

    Happyyyyy
    Valentineeee
    dayyyyy
    frndzzzz ;)

  8. Priya says:

    Aap sab me se kaun -kaun ye bea utiful day apne lover k sath clbrt kar raha hai???
    Rplyyyy

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Sodi kitni aaj tu lagti we… Hehehe…
      Chalo phataphat batao ki aap itne samay tk kha thi..???

  9. wanted. says:

    @DELEATED BRO, kch khas nhi tha. aaj ka din v roj ki trah hi tha mere liye. hope, 2mne enjoy kiya hoga

    @RAASHII thanx. lekin mera pyar mjhe kvi nhi mil skta. wo mjhse kaafi dur chala gya hai.

    1. deleted says:

      Wanted my wife is 500km away from me ….but kabhi humne bahut aache Valentine day celibate kye thee when v were in Chandigarh. She is there, but I m not. But here at project we celebrated our raising day…and we get gifts…..tumhara pyar kaha chla gya Zara batao…Ho sakta h Mein kuch help kar dun…

  10. vartika says:

    SANTA u r becoming boring day by day.DIS JAKE WAS NOT GOOD

  11. lucky says:

    Ques: hindi me balatkaar ka matlb pta hai??????

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    .nhi pta….!!!!
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    .Ans: bal purwak laton ke beech kiya gya kary hi balatkar kahlata hai…

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Balatkar ka matlab to bata hi diya apne.
      Rape ka matlab b lage hatho bta hi do LUCKY BRO.

  12. sonia says:

    hmmm i loke ts. 1st time i m reading jokes here very intersting.

  13. Sunny says:

    Santa clever

  14. lucky says:

    Joy’s father is john.Then john is the ………of joy’s father? Give me answer. A wonderful treat is waiting for u

    1. Asif says:

      Lucky ji, I think d answer is “NAME.”

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