Gaanv Ki Sharif Chhori

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Gaanv Ki Ek Ladki Ki Shehri Babu Se Shadi Hui.

Ladki Ko Sex Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Pata Thha

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Uske Sath Sex Kiya, Sex Ke Bad Ladki Ne Pucha

Ladki: “Ye Jo Aapne Andar Dala Thha, Ye Kya Thha?”

Ladka: “Ye Mera Munna Thha

Ladki: “Aap Na Apne Munne Ko Bahar Hi Khilaya Karo, Andar Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bechare Ne Ulti Kar Di Hai

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Suhagrat K Bad Wife: Ye Jo Apne Andar Dala, Wo Kya Tha. Pati: Ye Mera Munna Tha: Wife: Ise Bahhar Hi Khilaya Kro, Ander Ulti Kr Deta Hai.

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62 Comments

  1. jatt fantasy says:

    rosy .mera munna kab logi? all girls invited .munna waiting.for girls …. he he.

  2. VEER says:

    Nice joke.

    Woh ulti karne ke baad hi ladkiyonka ulti start hota hai……

  3. Punit mumbai says:

    Mera munna bhi ulti karne ko betab hai

  4. sapna says:

    admin ji ladke ke land ko doctor ko dikhao sala pani chode ke badle ulti kar raha hai

    1. sam no.1 says:

      wo ulti nahi karega to tum kaise ultiya karogi

  5. Sextrick ki matrix says:

    Mera munna jb tk ulti nhi krta jb tk ldki ki munni do baar ulti na kar de.

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  6. madhur says:

    munna ne munni ko badnam kar diya usne munni me ulti kar di

  7. हलकट says:

    Gud joke

  8. lalit's says:

    nice joke'

  9. Sweety says:

    Gud evening to all of u n specially to admin sir.

  10. Sweety says:

    Nice joke sir. Very jakkas and fakkas .

  11. Sweety says:

    Rosi kaha ho tum

    1. mohit says:

      sweety rosy mera lund choos rahi hai

  12. harsh says:

    good joke.

  13. Sweety says:

    Achaa, to i think tumne aj tak bhut ladkiyo k sath kiya hai vese ye to batao ki kitni dog ki munni ko apna munna diya .hai.

  14. Sweety says:

    1 ad. Du koi ladki na mile to kutte k sath shuru ho jana

  15. Punit mumbai says:

    Sweety darling fir tum kab kam aaogi

  16. yukti says:

    ladko ke munne aise hi hai

    1. sunny says:

      yukti munna janta h kaha ulti karna h kaha nahi karna .mera munna kabhi galat area me ulti kare to usse datna. .tumhri munni kaise h yukti

      1. UR LOVE says:

        iski munni bahut tight hain….
        kal raat ko hi xperience liya…..
        maja aa gaya….

      2. yukti says:

        sunny tu kidher bhi ulti kar sakta

        hai

        1. anand says:

          tereko pata hai kya munna kya hota hai lodi

  17. afzal says:

    munna akhir munna hota hai use koi laki chunna nahi laga sakati hai

  18. deewana says:

    KIS CHUTIYE NE YEH JOKE POST KIYA HAI, SALA KAI SALA PURANA JOKE HAI YEH KOI NAYA TAJA JOKE LAAO ,IS SITE KE SARE JOKE LAGBHAG SUNE HAIN, I THINK 90 % OLD JOKE HAIN YAHA PER

  19. DHIRAJ says:

    Aurat munna ulti nahi karta use loose motion hota hai …kyon ki woh andhere say darta hai..joke 3/10.

  20. Hardeep says:

    Good joke. he he he

  21. lalit says:

    kk joke tha..

  22. chintoo says:

    good joke

  23. Punit mumbai says:

    Yukti ladko ke munne aise nahi hote ishke liye hi hote hai

    1. yukti says:

      punit tu tere liye hi rakh

      1. Punit mumbai says:

        Fir tera kya hoga yukti

  24. Vickyssss says:

    Ladkiyo ki chut he aise hoti hai sabhi ladko ka munna ulti kar dega…..hahahah….

  25. asif says:

    munna badnaam huva darling tere liye do u want mine munna i will give

  26. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin sir,mai aapse 1 sawal puchata hu jiska jawab aap seriously dena majak mat banana. Mene aaj tak 1hi ladki ke sath sex kiya hai. Woh ladki jab bhi chaddi utarti hai toh uski chut hamesha gili rahti hai. Chut me ungli dalne par akdum chipchipa paani hota hai. Kya sabhi ladki ki chut hamesha gili rahti hai aur kya chut me hamesha chipchipa paani rahta hai. Plz reply me.

    1. admin says:

      Hmm Punit Bhai, hehe tumhe kese pata ki main sex ka doctoe hun, ye bat to maine vhupa ke rakhi thhi
      and bhai jis ladki ko hath lagate hi paani aata hai samjho uska dil kar raha hai
      ab unke pass danda to hai nahi jo khada hoke ishara kar sake ki sex karo
      According to me "she's excited., and it means that she need a heavy fuck down there now"

      1. sunny says:

        admin punit ko diya hua mera ans.sahi h na reply dost

    2. sunny says:

      punit teri gf chud k balo k liye egg ya …..hair n care …..lagti hogi n syad +susu bhi ker deti hogi….maje le yaar
      aur chodne se pahle thoda sa kapde se poch lena…
      kuch kam age ki ladkiyo me hermon problam hota h to unka mc period 15days tak chalta h n blood flow ki jagah baki 13 day tak chipchipa liquid niklta h age k sath sath a tik ho jata h….tention mat le

  27. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin bhai uski chut hath lagaane par gili nahi hoti hai anytime 24 hours gili rahti hai.

    1. admin says:

      Hehehe fir doctor ke pass leke ja

    2. Big Boss says:

      punit tu milte hi uski chut dekhta hai kya

      hi hello chut se karta hai kya

      are jab tu us se bate krega use touch krega to uski ch*** gili hogi hi jaise tera lu** khada hota hai

      uski to chut khadi ho nhi sakti ye exited hone ka sanket hota hai aur hann jab uski chut gili ho to apna wiper uske andar daal ungli nai

      punit waise teri girlfrnd ……………..

      chal tujhe kya batau samajhdaar hai tu ab baccha nhi rha hai tu chut jo marne lga hai tu

      lge rhe bhai

  28. radhika says:

    haan punit doc ke pass le jao use bt kya tum 24 hour apna haath uski choot me rakhte ho ???

    1. rahul says:

      radhika darling kaha ki ho khair jaha ki bhi ho mujhe to aapki munni se apne munne ko milana hai ab deside karlo ki aapki munni hai ya bhosdi hai

  29. DEEWANA says:

    RADHIKA MAI UNGLI DALTA HUN TERE ANDER, DEKHTA HUN PANI AATA HAI KI NAHI

    1. Dev Singh says:

      Deewane bhai Radhika aur yukti to shyad pehle se hee bahut garam hai aap ko ungli daalne ki jaroorat nahi sirf hath ke touch se hee pata chal jaaega.aur radika aur yukti to waise bhee bahut achi hai piyaar se karoge to un ka sub kuch tumhara hee hoaga ….ladki ko jo bee do piyaar se do aur jo bhee lo piyaar se loo ….

  30. Vickyssss says:

    Punit bhai agr agr uski chut gili rehti hai to koi problem ni hai agr usme se chipchipa liquid aata hai to doc ko dikha..ye to koi badi pro ni hai

  31. Pratap Singh says:

    Abe Punit Tu Itna Mat Soch Kyoki Ladkiya Hamesa Chudne Ko Tyar Rahti Hai Isiliye Unki Chut Se Pani Ata Teri Grfrd.Bhi Hamesa Tyar Rahti Hai Use Tu Chodta Bhi Ya Nahi Kyuki Chodega To Pani Apne Ap Kam Ho Jayega. Ab Dekh Radhika Ki Chut Ne Bhi Pani Chhod Diya Hai Me Use Chod Kar Ata Hu Radhika Tyar Ho Ja Mere Bad Vickyssss Bhi Ayega Kyu Ayega Na.Radhika I Fuck U Very Hard

  32. Pratap Singh says:

    Chut GILI Rahti Hai To Tel Ki Bhi Jarurat Nahi Padti

  33. sona says:

    Pratap Singh tum mujhe munna nahi dena aaoge

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Sona mai aajau.

    2. mohit says:

      sona tum mera munaa le lo ek baar phir dekho tum mere munne ki amma kaise bante ho

  34. yukti says:

    Punit mumbai mera to kuch nahi par tera

    kya hoga ulti kar ke

    haal kharab jayega

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Chalega yukti darling 1 bar munne ko tumhari chut ke under ulti toh karne do.

  35. yukti says:

    Vickyssss tum log hi aisa karne

    ke liye pichhe bhagte ho

  36. Vickyssss says:

    @for ur kind info grls me boy se jyada sex hota hai..dono ekdusre k lye jruri hai..yukti ji sirf ek bat kahunga…

    TUM HE TUM HO TO KYA TUM HO..
    HAM HE HAM HAI TO KYA HAM HAI..

  37. ajay says:

    yukti mera munna tere mu me ulti karega

  38. Pratap Singh says:

    Sona Tu Bula Kar To Dekh Tujhe Apna Yesa Munna Dunga Ke Tu Bhi Jindgi Bhar Yad Rakhegi Kyuki Mera Munna Hai Hi Yesa

  39. Rohan says:

    yukti tum kaha ki rehne wali ho me wha aa jata hu

  40. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi yukti

  41. isha says:

    nice joke..ye munne aise he hote hai

    nice joke…….

    1. anand says:

      kitne munne check kiye abhi tak sali randi

  42. Kabir says:

    isha, munne aise na hoto tumko maza kaise aayega

  43. ajit says:

    pel saali ko

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