Gair Kanuni Kaam Mat Karo

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Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola

Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.

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Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai

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1 Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha Police Ne Pakda- Ye Gair Kanuni Hai. Pathan- Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai

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21 Comments

  1. Priya says:

    hehe :p

    1. funky says:

      Hamesha Aap ka hi comments sab se pehle ata hai ? Ye kya Chakkar hai Admin Bhai ? :P

      1. Admin says:

        bhai usi se puch :'( main to sabse late uth ta hu

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha…..
    Good joke…

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gud evng frndzz….
    Hw r u all…??

  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    ek sardar ke sir se khun nikal rha tha.
    Aur wo hath se patthar tod rha tha..
    Logo ne pucha aur sugetion diya ki sardar ji dhmag use kariye..
    sardar..- yahi to kiya tha..

  5. Sujeet says:

    Pathan to pathan hai, wo apni jagah sahi tha….

  6. Anuj says:

    hahahhahahhehehhehehe

  7. Jay ♥ says:

    ha ha ha ha ha……Bachpan me to Nuni thhi ab to Lund ho gaya hai:p

  8. Jay ♥ says:

    Mohabbat Ki Azmaishein De-De Ke Thak Gaye Hun,
    Aai Khuda, Kihsmat Mein Koi Aisa Bhi Likh Dey….
    Jo Mout Tak Wafa Kare..!!

  9. Jay ♥ says:

    Dast-e-Taqdeer Se Har Shakhs ne
    Hissa Paya………….!!!
    Mere Hissay Main Tere Sath Ki
    Hasrat Ayi……………….!!!

  10. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    he he he he… :p

  11. Jay ♥ says:

    Phir Bewafa ko Dost bana Baithe,
    Uski Saadgi se Fareb Khaa Baithe.
    Pathroo se hai Apna Purana Rishta,
    Phir bhi Sishey ka Ghar Bana Baithe.

  12. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Very nyc joke

  13. sonu says:

    Q : Kya Admi Ek Sath
    Girlfrnd Or BV K Sath SEX
    Kr Skta Hai?

    Award Wining Ans :
    Zarur Kar Sakta Hai.
    Agar GF Khudki Or BV
    dusre ki ho.

    1. deleted says:

      Great joke sonu

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Joke acchha hai magar biwi apni ho or gf dusre ki to

  14. Lalitmangla says:

    Pathan ko kahna chahiye tha ki pahle meri nunni laker do

  15. Juhi says:

    Gud joke hahaha…

  16. SpreadSmile says:

    Dr.Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a petrol station was just a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol.

    The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been taken by somebody, but she could wait until it was returned.

    Since she was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

    She looked for something in the car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

    Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two men watched from across the street.

    One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I’m converting my car too”

  17. ravi says:

    admin tum kese jokes post kar rhe ho itna describe kyon karte ho boring ho jata joke chota hona chayiye jyada asardaar hoga tera shub chintak ravi…bhul gaya mainu..

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