Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka

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Gand Marwane Ka Kitna Shauq Hai Ke Tareeka Dhoond Rahe Ho?

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Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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Gand Marwane Ka Kitna Shauq Hai Ke Tareeka Dhoond Rahe Ho?

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69 Comments

  1. Maddy says:

    kisi ladki ko mat bhejna ye, nahi to bolegi ki ladko ka interest ab chut me khatam ho gaya hai..

    ha ha ha…

    1. admin says:

      Maddy, par agar esa karenge tabhi ladkiya bhav khana kam karengi. aaj kal unko pata hai ki unke pass esi cheez hai jiski har ladke ko jarurat hai tabi vo akadti hai…

  2. sam says:

    not so brainy………….

  3. ravi says:

    admin kya baat gandmro ka fvr kr re ho wese joke is.. so so

  4. Rinu says:

    Bakwas

    1. rahamu says:

      MARWA LE

    2. shahil..music my lif says:

      ek bar karwa kar to dekho…

  5. admin says:

    Bhai Ladkiya bhi to gaand marva sakti hai na. unka Konsa Back Hole nahi hota

  6. sanju says:

    aao chale jitendra ki gand marte hai

  7. Soubhagya says:

    Excellent one

  8. sanju says:

    sale ye msg likne wale ki gand me dev anand ka lauda

    1. admin says:

      Sanju, Bhai tu Arnold Schwarezenegger ka Try kar na. Ek to hum ache ache joke laate hai aur tum likhne wale ki beizzti kar dete ho.

  9. Nagesh says:

    waise ladkiya gand marwane ke nam per bharak jati hai, chut marwane se unhe koi problem nahi hoti, waise kuchh bhi maro yaroon be care ful, AIDS agari pichhari kuchh bhi lene se ho sakta hai

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh, Gand marwane se isliye darti hai ki dard jyada hota hai. aur gand pe clitoris nahi hoti na hehe ladka rubb kise karega

  10. Nagesh says:

    Dear Admin (Sameer) Bhai, agar ho sake to comment ka time bhi de diya karo

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh Bas thode din ruk jao proper users ke bat karne ka platform tyar ho raha hai

  11. Gajendra.. naam to s says:

    Rinu aapko ye bakwas kyon laga… ya isme apkn gaand marwane ka ek naya tarika nahi mila isliye.ha.ha.ha.ha

    1. shahil..music my lif says:

      Ha suna hai name, but yaad nahi aa raha kaha par.

  12. tarun says:

    Jab Gand Marwane Ka Shoq Rakhte Ho

    To Tail Ki Sishi Sath Mai Rakha Karo

    Dusro Ko Gand Marwane Ki Advise Mat Diya Karo…

    1. admin says:

      Tarun Bhai, Please apna experience mat do… Just Kidding

  13. sandy says:

    rinu maze ki baat to ye hai ki muze teri gand marni hai

  14. harsh says:

    admin bro i had submit my joke on dis site bfore 8-9 days,how much tim it will take to publish….

    joke was on baba ramdev

    1. admin says:

      Harsh, Baba Ramdev wala joke is already on our site. so we cant publish the duplicate joke

  15. Raj says:

    rinu mujhe tari gand marni hai.or tara milk PEENA HAI.or teira body ki malis karni hai.ager koi or gisl bhee karwana chati hai to pls reply me

  16. dillpdhal says:

    gand marna ka meaning i think 2 types

    kisika pesa use latana or

    kisi ladki ladka ko gand marna / ladka kisi ladki ko gand marna.

  17. nagesh says:

    thankx admin bro, waise tum salaah dete ho ki comments marte ho, ha ha ha larkiya to tumhari diwani hai

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh, Salah ke time salah comments ke time comments. n ladkiya to har kisi ki deewani ho jati hai. esa kuch khas nahi hai mujhmein

  18. yogesh says:

    mera comment kha gya admin

  19. rash says:

    Sameer bhai, koi chaat room jesa shuru karo na plz, fir chaat n comment me ir b maza aayega PLZ….

    1. admin says:

      Rash, Bhai bus thoda sa aur time de do. Mujhe khud aap logo se jyada jaldi hai ki aap logo ek platform mile.. Kuch family problems ki vajah se Fasa hua hoon

  20. rash says:

    not to wory bhai, aaram se sare probs solve karlo, tab tak hum ese hi sab ki baja te rahenge :-D

  21. Sameer says:

    Look, this is very old joke. But, bhut socha hai ise banane me. Good effort.

  22. Ravi says:

    Main to ladkiyon ki gaand marne ki tarike khoj raha tha

  23. AZK says:

    Abe Ganduon.. Gand chahe Ladke ki Maro chahe ladki ki.. Condome lagana mat bhoolna

  24. Tami says:

    Me to group sex me believe karti hu. Wht abt u al sexy boyz?

    1. narendra says:

      are yaar mera bhi lund 6 inch ka ho gaya hai par pyaas bhujhane ko koi mili nahi abhi tak

      1. shahil..music my lif says:

        Plz go to G.B. road, ha ha ha

  25. nagesh says:

    tami darling welcome back, ab tumhi decide kar lo ki kis sexy boyz ka lund tumhe kahan dalwana hai, u have so many holes, like vagina, anal mouth, ur cleavage, ur hatheli, armpit…..chudakkar queen

  26. Raj says:

    Mujhe yaha sab girl ka milk pena hai.girls pls mujhe apna milk pela do

    1. admin says:

      Raj, Jyada milk na peena bhai pet kharab ho jayega

  27. DHIRAJ says:

    NAGESH ya aur koi mere bare me bhi soche sab tamilandu.KO DO GAY.

  28. yogesh says:

    hi tami kha rahti ho

  29. rash says:

    tami jaan muje apna id dede, fir apan khub chodenge

  30. raju says:

    mai.free me chodunga aajao….jaldi

  31. SHEFALI says:

    mujhe to joke se jyada comment ache lage ……

  32. Dharmendra says:

    Me gaand marwata nahi, marta hu agr kisi ladki ko apni gaand marwani ho to mujhse jyada achcha koi nhi mar sakta

  33. Deepti Tiwari says:

    right shefali… comments r much better than joke

  34. nagesh says:

    Deepti dear, commentators r much bettre than their comments, they really provide full of enjoy…
    kabhi koi rat mere sath gujar;
    subah tak mai karu pyaaarr;

  35. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Nagesh Dear, pls kisi nagin ko propose karo…(just joking, pls dont mind)

    1. shahil..music my lif says:

      Nagin par ho Hissssssss

  36. roy says:

    abey gaandu kitna purana joke maar rela hai kutriya

    bheedu kabhi to kuchh naya try kar

  37. roy says:

    yaar muje to teri jaisi nagin bhi chalegi

    kab aa reli hai tu

  38. nagesh says:

    Deepti dear: Wahi kar raha hun…..(just joking, pls dont mind)

  39. Rakesh says:

    sab ke sab apni gaand me ungli daal lo saalo

    1. shahil..music my lif says:

      Q aap daal har aaye ho kya??

  40. MS says:

    RAKESH TUMNE APNI GAAND ME UNGLI DAL LI TO KYA SAB DAL LEGE BHOSADI K

  41. jiya says:

    ladko ki jhand ho gayi,,,tabhi agressiv ho gaye

  42. ravish says:

    hamara bhi lund koi choos le ladki

  43. priyanka says:

    kyu ravish ji hum ladkiyo ko koi kaam nahi hai kya jo tumahara ''vo'' choone aayengi

    1. amit says:

      hi kaya pasand hai

  44. yogesh says:

    priyanka ji, ladkiyon ko 2 waqt roti na mile lekin sex ho jaye to unka usi se pet bhar jata hai……. hahahaaha

  45. priyanka says:

    ho sakta hai yogesh……kuki mere paas bhi sex ka koi expeiance nahi hai……so mai tumahari baat ko galat kaise kahu

  46. Rahumore says:

    Mujhe bhi gand marni hai …..kaha miloge batao mai gand lene ata hu teri …..sath mai dosto ko bhi lata hu…hehehehehe

  47. kaminey says:

    @SAAHIL music lyf…ie baje wala

    r u new here …welcm bro

    tuje baje gaje ka itna hi shok hai to esa kar mera jhant k bal leja n apne guitar me laga le fir dek kesa bajta hai….ektam mast..haha

    JMC

    1. shahil..music my lif says:

      Abe kaminey hum tum me itne Chhed karenge ki confuse ho jaoge pade kaha se gaand kaha se marway….I think you understood now!! Ha Ha ha

  48. vicky techno says:

    Priyanka ji mujhe bhi exp. Nahi hai sex ka. Kiya kehti ho? Sex betwn us?

  49. hahahahohohohehehehe says:

    maar dala oh oh mar dalaaa oh oh mar dalaaaaaaaaaa mar dala ..

    1. Admin says:

      bhai ji, to fir gadhe ke pass kya karne gaye thhe aap… vo to mar hi dalega na… kisi insan ko try karne ka moka dete

      1. Matrix says:

        hehehehe….. thik kha raj ke paas jane se achaa hota ye humme se kisi ke paas a jata :P

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