Garma Garam Choot

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3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi

Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai

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1st Saheli: “Meri Chut Itni Hot Ki Press Karlo

2nd Saheli: “Meri Itni Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo.”

Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To Uski Friends Ne Pucha Has kyu Rahi Ho

To Vo Boli: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Itni Hot Hai Ki Meri Gaand Me Bhutta Daalo Aur Choot Se Popcorn Lelo

SMS / One Liner Version

3 Girls 1:Meri Chut Itni Hot K Press Krlo. 2: Meri Itni Hot K Chai Bana Lo. 3: Meri Itni Hot K Gand Me Bhutta Dalo Aur Chut Se Popcorn Lelo

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73 Comments

  1. mohan, the faaru boy says:

    admin: bhai choot se popcorn, aaj pahli baar suna, bhai woh ladki chayiye jo gaand me bhutta daale or choot se popcorn nikale.

  2. Geeta mumbai says:

    Very nice joke, @ punit how r u? me dekh rahi hu ki lagbhag tere 10 din se sexy aur gals par comment nahi aa rahe hai.

    1. Samir says:

      Hai geeta, m fine n u?gita punit ko ouska lyf partner dhiraj mil gaya hai yaar,ish liye wo honeymoon manane me busy hai…gita tu me pass aaja

    2. xfactor says:

      hi geeta how r u can i join u

  3. pia says:

    aisa nahi ho sakta yar but good one

    1. manish2 says:

      toh kaisa kare?

    2. manish2 says:

      toh kaisa kare?

      answer me

      abi

  4. DAKSH says:

    koi bhul k bhi is ldki k sath anal sex mt krna, wrna chut se lund ka pasta bna k nikal degi..

    gm 2 all d readers n admin.

  5. jatt fantasy says:

    ab pata chala ye ladkiya itne popcorn kyo khati h..ghar ki factory h.ladkiyo k paas…………hahaha

    1. meet says:

      hiiiiiiiii mara sat ho loma meet

  6. jay says:

    geeta kahi tisri ladki tum to nahi ?

  7. sandy says:

    khaternaak hai joke yaar

  8. //eeR says:

    Baap re ab toh ladkiyo k gand ka b bharosa nai raha sala lund dalo toh kuch aur dikhai padta h. Lund ko gand proof jaket pehna k gand marni padegi.

  9. //eeR says:

    Ab smjh aya theater mei ladkiyo ka ek hath chadi mei kyu hota h actully wo popcorn nikal k kha rai hoti h…

  10. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    yaar admin.,,gud joke…..but where iz mine joke.?????

    u promised me dat u'll post it 2day…….4got or now u r chnging……?????????

  11. Rukhsana says:

    Meri me "KELA" dalo aur "JUICE" lelo. Main jitni hot hu utna hi batana chahti hu.

    1. anand says:

      @Ruksana aisa hota hai kya ki kela dalo aur juice le lo..

    2. Azhar says:

      This is India

    3. SAMEER says:

      juice kele ka hi niklega ya kisi aur ka….?

    4. lover verticallips says:

      rukhsana darling aapko maine kitna find kiya kaha rahti ho yaar priyanka se bhi pucha par usne kuch nahi bataya but mil gayi aa wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u r really hot rukhsana dear

    5. amrish saxena says:

      wah rukhlen aap se milna padega kab mil rahi ho juice nikalane ke liye.mujhe apne kele ka juiceniklwana hai.

    6. amit says:

      mera kela tyar h jus nikalne ko

  12. Punit mumbai says:

    Geeta i m so cool. Geeta mene rosy ko promise kiya tha ki mai kisi bhi ladki par comment nahi karunga aur naa hi sex ke liye apply karunga.

  13. Pranav says:

    nice joke ..

  14. Pratap Singh says:

    Very Good Joke's

  15. Samir says:

    …BREKING NEWS BREKING NEWS.. aaj ki taja khabar ye hai ki chut expres me kisi anjan lund ne 3 chooton ke chhithre oura diye…, CHUT DEVI PRIYA ne hr chut ko 1 meter kapre dene ka alan kiya hai….DR dhiraj ne jab in chooton ko dekha to inke gand se paad nikal aaye..aur unhone chut devi priya se aagrah kiya ki in anjan lund ko jhant ki rassi se phansi di jaye..

  16. surby says:

    nic 1

  17. priyanka says:

    ganda joke…mmmmmmmm

  18. Geeta mumbai says:

    Punit rosy ke alawa bhi toh gals hai.

    1. Raj says:

      hwz dis..!!!

  19. Geeta mumbai says:

    Punit yaar tune rosy ko dekha nahi toh tum uske pichhe pagal Q ho.

  20. ballu says:

    logical……

  21. Sonia says:

    popcorn!!! strange !!

    1. lover verticallips says:

      strange ku hai sonia aapki main kya corn flakes nikalte hain wiase sahi hai aapke pass milk hai hi corn flakes daalo or mast breakfast karo u r really hotttttttttttttttttt

    2. Raj says:

      i think u think ryt..????

      its strange

  22. sahil says:

    nice joke

  23. pershant says:

    koi popcon nahi khilaoge hum desi bhuta lie khare hia jo ki tumhari chut se vi bra hia ese dal kar dikhao…… jo vee is comment ko pedhna chata ho akhire mia pocon kha lena.

  24. Vickyssss says:

    pia ji chaho to sab kuch hah aasan.. Aap b ek br try karke dekho…hehehe..

    1. pia says:

      ye kam karne me to tum mahir ho vickysss , pehle try karna phir mujhe batana ok?

      1. Samir says:

        Pia tu ise tung mut kr yaar,bechara kl hi to ye chut mantri PRIYA se marbake aaya hai..jiske karan dr ne iske lund ko 1 sal k liye bed rest kaha hai….

  25. Roxy says:

    Hi geeta.

  26. Punit mumbai says:

    Geeta har kisi se pyar nahi hota hai. Geeta woh mere dil mai rahti hai. Jo dil mai rahta hai ushe dekhane ki jarurat nahi hoti hai. Mere dimag me uski 1 image bani huyi hai. I hope woh wesi hi hogi.

  27. Vickyssss says:

    @punit Pyar sach mai andha hota hai..

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      I agree wid u.

  28. nagesh says:

    wah-wah
    nonveg khane ka man ho to murge ki tang gand me dal do aur legfry choot se nikal lo, aur agar na pasand aye to choot me dal kar gand se wapas nikal lo, kachha leg nikal jayega
    wat about lund fry

  29. Ramesh says:

    Jase karo par maja ave.

  30. Tanveer says:

    Rukhsana tu mere paas aja mai tujhe cool kar dunga.

  31. DHIRAJ says:

    @Punit tum mere se angry to nahi ho?… isliye ki samir ne mujhe tere 7 add kiya..lekin mujhe accha bhi nahi laga aur bura bhi nahi laga.

    1. Samir says:

      Abe DHIRJE aakir kar tune apne dil ki baat kh hi di punit se…….,rosy dear aakr dekh apne gandu lover k lover ko …..,

  32. satish says:

    hi sonia i m new on this side kya main aap k sath chating kar sakta hoon.

  33. parth says:

    achha uski chut mese kile popcorn kese honge?na koi kha paye na koi fek paye?

  34. lalji shani says:

    geeta i love and i like jokes do you like it land

  35. kamlesh says:

    kash mujhe teesri ladki mil jaye

  36. Punit mumbai says:

    Samir tu rosy ko samjane ki koshish mat kar woh tere jese ko samja sakti hai.

  37. DHIRAJ says:

    Samir i said i luv punits luv not punit n bye the way all luv is luvable..you goat it.

  38. Rajni says:

    hi frnds,i m new on dis site…be frnd?

    1. kaminey says:

      @RAJNI aap ka kitna garam hai bataingi

      kya m apna l.nd sek sakta hu ap k ch.t me

      JMC

    2. Raj says:

      will u b ma frnd i m also new..!!!!!!!!!

      1. Amit says:

        i have a perfect heart 4 u,will u become a frnd

  39. manish2 says:

    pia toh kab chud wa aaye meere se?

    reply me.

  40. Vickyssss says:

    manish beta pia teri aunty k saman hai..

  41. JIMMY says:

    HAA MERE LAAL KYA HAI TERA HAAL

  42. priyanka kaddi says:

    gud joke!!!!!!

  43. sunny says:

    nice joke mera kela b redy h juice nikalane k liye

  44. anju bala says:

    pop corn bananne ki machine…….

  45. Raj says:

    Nice jokes

  46. Raj says:

    Is ki choot itne garm hai ghar m microwave ki jarurat nahi hai.

  47. zubin says:

    kabab tikka ban jayega kya!!!!

    me phook vi blow kar dunga

  48. Akin says:

    hi frnds,i m new on dis site…be frnd?

    1. mini says:

      hi i am also new mujhe bhi kuch batao

  49. yash says:

    Very good

  50. Durgesh says:

    Aisi choot sabki ho to microwave,gas,heater ki kabhi jarurat hi na pade

  51. aditya says:

    chut kitni v garam q n ho…. Land use thanda kr hi deta hai.

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