Geography Of A Woman And A Man

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Geography Of A Woman And A Man

In Age Of 18 – 22 Years:
She’s Like Africa: Half Discovered, Half Wild, Naturally Beautiful With Fertile Deltas

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In Age Of 23 – 30 Years:
She’s Like US: Well Developed & Open To Trade, Specially For Rich Investors

In Age Of 31 – 45 Years:

She’s Like India: Very Hot, Relaxed & Convinced Of Her Own Beauty

In Age Of 46 – 55 Years:
She’s Like France: Gently Aging But Sensual, With Appreciation For Finer Things

In Age Of 56 – 60 Years:
She’s Like Yugoslavia: Lost The War, Haunted By Past Mistakes & In Need Of Massive Reconstruction

After 61 Years:
She’s Like Afghanistan: Everyone Knows Where It Is, But No One Wants To Go There

Geography Of A Man:

In Age Of 15-80 Years:
A Man Is Like Pakistan: Ruled By A Dick

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88 Comments

  1. PLAYBOY says:

    MAZA AA GYA YAR….

  2. dabang says:

    good morning admin par apni morning ki to priyanka ne faad dali

    1. admin says:

      Morning Bhai Ji, Kyu Priyanka ne kya kar diya

      1. kavya says:

        kyo yaar ranbir accha nahi laga kya ya sirf priyanka ko hi dekha tha.

  3. dabang says:

    ladkiyo priyanka ne baaki sab ladkiyo ko randi bola hai ab tum use dekh lena agar nhi dekhogi to ….. jyada samjhane ki jrurat nhi mai to use dekh hi lunga

    DABANGG………

  4. ravi-2 says:

    aaj kya sab ki chutti hai.koi comment nahi hai?

  5. lover of verticallip says:

    nice joke

  6. smart says:

    good afternoon to all

  7. nancy says:

    so m like africa

  8. lover of verticallip says:

    HAI I M LOVER OF VERTICALLIPS THIS IS UNDER STAND ONLY BY ENGINEERING STUDENT.

    1. admin says:

      Bhai jaruri nahi hai ki Engg students hi samjhe, dimag hona chahiye to mere jaisa anpadh bhi samajh lega

  9. ravi-2 says:

    han yar dabang tum thik kah rahe ho ye priyanka apne aapko sati saavtri samjhtihai. baaki ladkiyo ko randi keh rahi thi. agar khud itni doodh ki dhuli hai to yanha is site par kya bhajan keertan karne aati hai. yahan par sab maje lene aur time paas ke liye aate hai. mere khyal se na to koi ladki randi hai na koi ladka gunda hai. bas ye site aisi jagah hai jahan par jo dil me aaye padho aur likho. yahan par sab padhako log hi aate hai…he he he….

    1. admin says:

      Ravi Bhai, according to my thinking, Feelings, Gussa, Gaaliya Nafrat air Pyar ye sab har insaan ke dil mein hota hai, bus usko bolne ke liye jagha ya log nahi milte jab vo mil jate hai tab vo sab kuch bol deta hai… Yahan bhi Priyanka aurbaki ladkiyo ke sath esa hai
      Inhone kabhi beshak sex na bhi kiya ho par yahan esa bolengi ki lage ki chalu hai. Kahan jake nikale feelings ye log, yahan inhe pata hai ki koi inhe nahi janta to ye dil ki bhadas nikalti hai
      Jahan tak mera sochna maximum 85% ladkiya is site ki abhi tak virgin hai (aur rest of 15% ke piche dosto hath doke lag jao hehehe)

  10. Arya says:

    कहाँ चले गये सब

  11. Aditi says:

    Wel i m africa nice joke.

  12. mili says:

    admin bahut intelligent hai. i like you admin

    1. admin says:

      Acha Ji, Intelligent hun main ye to mujhe aaj pata chal, anyway thanks for the comment dear

  13. mili says:

    bachhon, main afganisthan hun ha ha ha

    1. nilabh says:

      Toh mai rocket dagta hu tere afganistan me! he he he?

    2. sunny says:

      dadiji(mili) hm jaise saitan bacco k sath rahogi to chud jaogi koi to aisa kamina hoga jisse afganisthan bhi mile to usse bhi ghar bana lega..

    3. jeeva says:

      afganistan me ghamasaan ha ha ha

  14. हलकट says:

    Aditi tu pakistan hai

  15. ravi-2 says:

    admin bhai mere comment ko itni jaldi post karne ke liye thanx. tumne bilkul meri soch jaisa hi likaa hai.

    1. admin says:

      Le Bhai is bar der se post kiya hehehe khush hisab barabar

  16. smart says:

    Kyun Yaha Sab Ek Dusre Ki Maa Behn Ek Karte Rahte Ho Ho .. Salon Ek Platform Mila Hai .. Ek Dusre Se Dosti Karo .. Jo Jisse Pat Jaye Ja Ke Chodo Khao .. Lekin Nahi Sab Martare Rahege…

  17. DHIRAJ says:

    france u r my next of my life journey..sirf 75yrs door till then wait for me..hello! india kya mein tumhe pasand nahi ata ..ok 200yrs bad pasand karoge.

  18. हलकट says:

    Priyanka sonal aditi sneha mili priya kahan ho sab ki sab

  19. kishor says:

    gud admin kush jokes bhejon kya?

    1. admin says:

      Kishor Bhai, Neki aur puch puch, jitne jokes bhejoge utne hi kam padenge

  20. lover of verticallip says:

    ek baat batao admin agar main joke send karta hu to wo apne aap laps ho jata hai ya tum kar dete ho

    1. admin says:

      Bhai tum jo bhi joke bhejoge pehle mein usko check akrung aki already dala to nahi hua fir usko Rewrite karke proper masala laga ke publish karunga

  21. sony says:

    thats perfect

  22. yukti says:

    it is ok for boys

  23. Rosy says:

    Means africa me rosy

  24. priyanka says:

    dabang tumhari jal rahi is liye tum baaki ladkiyo ko bhadka rahe ho mere khilaf…..and maine jo comment diya tha usko dhyan se pado fir bolo…..'''maine kaha tha ki mai un randiyo jaisi nahi hu jo tum jo bhi kaha mai maje se sunti rahungi……and yaha par maine apne site ke kisi bhi ladki ka naam nahi liya tha bas tum iska galat matlab nikal rahe ho……gls pls tum dabang ke baat par dhyan mat dena

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka thik kah rhi hai. Bilkhul bhi dyan na dena ye baat usne apne mohalle mein rahne wali ladkiyo ke bare mein boli thhi. Hehehe

    2. jeeva says:

      priyanka maine jo pda wo wakai me galat hai maine tumhare naam ki paribhasha di thi sayad ab mujhe ab wo paribhasha badalne pdegi

      aap sabhi ko jeeva ka namaskaar

      admin g aap kaise ho aapke 7 kuch family problam thi na

      1. admin says:

        Bhai mere sath family problem nahi porri ki porri uncle ki family thhi hehe jo bad mein problem ban gayi

        1. jeeva says:

          admin bhai kanhi aap b to ***ATITHI TUM KAB JAOGE**** soch rhe ho kya

          1. admin says:

            Main yahi hun dear

  25. priyanka says:

    ravi2 aaj ke jamane me koi bhi sati savitri nahi hai….balki aaj agar sati savatri hoti to vo bhi admin ke is pyare site par enjoy kar rahi hoti…..hihihihi….ravi2 tum bhi dabang hi nikle…..lekin mai bhi fulandevi se kam nahi hu…..(mere is baat ka koi bhi ulta matlab nikalna)

    1. D says:

      kiya haal hai maal pani

    2. dabang says:

      agar tu savitri hoti tabhi aisa hota

      DABANGG….

  26. nilabh says:

    Geography ki class gandchodi tye ka tha ise map ke sath dikhaya jana tha?????

  27. हलकट says:

    Yukti aaj thandi kaise ho gayi

  28. Aditi says:

    Don't need ur sugestion halkut nam to sai rakha hai.

    1. kavya says:

      aditi kya auro ke uper he coment karna ata hai.

  29. priyanka says:

    admin tum fir chalu ho gaye……tumhe mera mazak udane ke badle me kya milta hai….sirf 2 minut ki hihihi….

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka Yaar Ismein esa majak kaha hai jo tumhe chubhe, Hadd hoti hai yaar.. log tumhe pata nahi kya kya likh dete hai aur maine to chota sa majak kiya hai
      And remember mera majak tumhare us majak ya gusse se jyada bada nahi hai.. But if you still feel to main aage se comment nahi karunga.

  30. priyanka says:

    are nahi admin esi baat nahi hai….mai bhi to mazak kar rahi thi…..and tum kyu bura maan rahe ho yaar…..tum apna kaam karte raho hum apna kaam karte rahe…..yani tum joks dalte raho and hum mazak karte rahe….

    1. admin says:

      Badiya tum log majak karu aur main bore hou… hadd hai maine majak karna ho to kisko karu

    2. Naveen Ranavat says:

      hi priyankaa

  31. priyanka says:

    mai hu na….mazak karne ke liye…and uske alava mai tumhare saath kuch nahi kar sakti

    1. admin says:

      Maine majak ke alava kuch karna bhi nahi hai, vese hehe kya pata tumhe dekh ke mera dil kar jaye par… filah nahi aur koi email id hi de do apna

      1. ravi says:

        abey admin kis kaam me lag gaya tu

        tu bhi nahi bach paya chut ke chamtkar se

        yaar priyanka ki id hum logo ko bhi de dena bro akele akele hi nahi, hain, thik hai na, arey thik he na bolta kyon nahi

        punjabi ki khawat to suni hogi

        jeda vand ke khave oh khand(sugar) khave,

        jeda kalla khave oh lund khve.

        1. admin says:

          Ravi Ek Kahavat ye bhi hai
          Jinne vadd ke khaya ohde hath kuch v nahi aya
          jinne kalle khaya ohne hi maja paya

          1. ravi says:

            bhai me khana khane ke liye nhi bol rha.

          2. admin says:

            Kisi sayane ne kaha hai ki Ch00t bhi ek esa vayanjan ya bhojan hai jo kismat wale ko khane ko milta hai
            Par shayad tab use pata nahi tha ki ye tab ki baatein jab vo naseeb nahi hoti thi, ab to har kisi ko mil jati hai :( khud ladkiya aake deti hai
            Kuch dino baad to shayad sale bhi lagni shuru ho jaye Ek bar marega usko meri saheli ki free
            Do baar marne pe next time ek round free…
            aaj hum ladkiyo ko pese dete hai fir ye kaha karengi ki pese lo par kar do

  32. jeeva says:

    dabang bhai kahan ho wapas aao jo tha use bhul jao aur phir aakar dhoom machao

    mai aapke comment ka wait krunga

  33. jeeva says:

    nice one admin

  34. sona says:

    Wel i m africa so m like africa

    1. SHARMA says:

      But what about Great India

  35. Aditi says:

    Maine kiya kiske upar kavya mam

  36. ravi says:

    admin tune saheli wali baat boli he

    to in ladkio ko bolna ki saari apas me sahelia ban jaaye kya pata kaunsi wali tumhe ya site ke kisi dusre ladke ko dene k liye tayyar ho jaye aur tum keh rhe the saari ladkia virgin he .ye tumne observe kia hoga lekin mujhe lagta he ki ye jo jyada syaape karti he na inki virginity ko leke thoda confusen he aur jo comments pe bilkul ract nahi karti boss…tum samjhdaar ho

  37. yogesh says:

    kyo bhai admin mera comment delet kar diya kya sabse pahle dala tha aaj fir bhi ni diya mere se kya dushmani hai bhai

    1. admin says:

      Yogesh, Bhai tum naam badal ke comment kyu dete ho.. aur Apni comments ko saf suthra karne ki koshish karo. Gande shabad instemal karo beshak par kisi site ke unsers ke liye nahi

  38. mili says:

    main ek boy ko janti hu wo india ko like karta hai
    all boys batao ki kisko kon si country pasand hai haa ye mat bol dena ki africa se afganishtan sab pasand hai

    1. sunny says:

      dusra boy main hu jo india ko pasand karta h….tumhari chachi,bua,mami,aunties sabko mere bare me batana..

  39. yogesh says:

    yaar aur sabhi bhi to saaf saaf likhte hai

    1. admin says:

      Hmm Yogesh Par pata nahi jab tumhare comments padta hun na to bada ajeeb sa feel hota hai means vakiye mujhe usmein kuch jyada hi ganda lagta hai
      Yaar tum log duniya bhar ke topic hai, beshak ladkiyo ko hi discuss karo par ye ch00t lun*d ya inke alava kuch aur kyu nahi karte ho.

      1. mili says:

        sahi kaha admin in ladko ke to dimag me bas …….

        1. jeeva says:

          mili i love milistaan

  40. yukti says:

    kyun mein thandi kyu ho gayi?

  41. nagesh says:

    hi Priyanka

    sahi me tum fulan devi ho?

    mai darr gaya tumhare bare me jankar

  42. shahzad says:

    admin yar ya log batoon say pory ho jaty hn in ka demag ka agar xr lain to garbag hi nazar aay ga

    i aggree with u

  43. Aditi says:

    I also agre with u.

  44. Mr. A says:

    Awesome !!!

  45. Naveen Ranavat says:

    heyaa aditiii

  46. priyanka says:

    dabang tumhe malum hai ki savitri kon thi….muje to nahi maalum bas naam suna hai……..and nagesh tum sirf mera naam sunkar dar gaye to fir agar mai tumhare saamne aa jau to tumhari to pant gili ho jayegi……..hehehehe mazak kar rahi thi

  47. jeeva says:

    P: tune savitri ko b nhi baksha

  48. priyanka says:

    kyu jeeva savitri tumhari koi ristedar to nahi lagti thi jo tum bhadak rahe ho…….maine unko kuch bura nahi bola tha samje…..agar padna aata hai to mere comment dhyan se pada karo….ab tum koi lecture mat sunane lagna…lekin tum kaha manne vale….bhashan to doge hi…i'm 1000000000000% sure

  49. jeeva says:

    agar tum majak kar rhi ho to thik hai agar tum sach me savitri ko nhi janti to se sochne waliu baat hai aurtumhari paribhasa me se I 4 intelligent hatana pdega tumne meri wo paribhasa padhi ya nhi

  50. sanat says:

    priyanka 12th main ho to apni study karo

  51. shahzad says:

    kia hua sub ko koi comment nahi ha

    kia sub afganistan chaly gy

  52. priyanka says:

    jeeva tum meri naam ke definationme….I –inteligant ke place par I–innocent …….likh do vo jyada suit karega mere upar ….hai na

  53. shahzad says:

    ary bhi us ,india or france say to ghuzro africa ka to

    aytbar nahi ha

  54. shahzad says:

    wo to mery nam ka uper bhi ha or nechy bhi

  55. veeru says:

    NICE ONE

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