Geography Of A Woman And A Man

Geography Of A Woman And A Man

In Age Of 18 – 22 Years:
She’s Like Africa: Half Discovered, Half Wild, Naturally Beautiful With Fertile Deltas

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In Age Of 23 – 30 Years:
She’s Like US: Well Developed & Open To Trade, Specially For Rich Investors

In Age Of 31 – 45 Years:

She’s Like India: Very Hot, Relaxed & Convinced Of Her Own Beauty

In Age Of 46 – 55 Years:
She’s Like France: Gently Aging But Sensual, With Appreciation For Finer Things

In Age Of 56 – 60 Years:
She’s Like Yugoslavia: Lost The War, Haunted By Past Mistakes & In Need Of Massive Reconstruction

After 61 Years:
She’s Like Afghanistan: Everyone Knows Where It Is, But No One Wants To Go There

Geography Of A Man:

In Age Of 15-80 Years:
A Man Is Like Pakistan: Ruled By A Dick

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  1. dabang says:

    ladkiyo priyanka ne baaki sab ladkiyo ko randi bola hai ab tum use dekh lena agar nhi dekhogi to ….. jyada samjhane ki jrurat nhi mai to use dekh hi lunga

    DABANGG………

  2. ravi-2 says:

    han yar dabang tum thik kah rahe ho ye priyanka apne aapko sati saavtri samjhtihai. baaki ladkiyo ko randi keh rahi thi. agar khud itni doodh ki dhuli hai to yanha is site par kya bhajan keertan karne aati hai. yahan par sab maje lene aur time paas ke liye aate hai. mere khyal se na to koi ladki randi hai na koi ladka gunda hai. bas ye site aisi jagah hai jahan par jo dil me aaye padho aur likho. yahan par sab padhako log hi aate hai…he he he….

    1. admin says:

      Ravi Bhai, according to my thinking, Feelings, Gussa, Gaaliya Nafrat air Pyar ye sab har insaan ke dil mein hota hai, bus usko bolne ke liye jagha ya log nahi milte jab vo mil jate hai tab vo sab kuch bol deta hai… Yahan bhi Priyanka aurbaki ladkiyo ke sath esa hai
      Inhone kabhi beshak sex na bhi kiya ho par yahan esa bolengi ki lage ki chalu hai. Kahan jake nikale feelings ye log, yahan inhe pata hai ki koi inhe nahi janta to ye dil ki bhadas nikalti hai
      Jahan tak mera sochna maximum 85% ladkiya is site ki abhi tak virgin hai (aur rest of 15% ke piche dosto hath doke lag jao hehehe)

  3. smart says:

    Kyun Yaha Sab Ek Dusre Ki Maa Behn Ek Karte Rahte Ho Ho .. Salon Ek Platform Mila Hai .. Ek Dusre Se Dosti Karo .. Jo Jisse Pat Jaye Ja Ke Chodo Khao .. Lekin Nahi Sab Martare Rahege…

  4. priyanka says:

    dabang tumhari jal rahi is liye tum baaki ladkiyo ko bhadka rahe ho mere khilaf…..and maine jo comment diya tha usko dhyan se pado fir bolo…..'''maine kaha tha ki mai un randiyo jaisi nahi hu jo tum jo bhi kaha mai maje se sunti rahungi……and yaha par maine apne site ke kisi bhi ladki ka naam nahi liya tha bas tum iska galat matlab nikal rahe ho……gls pls tum dabang ke baat par dhyan mat dena

    1. jeeva says:

      priyanka maine jo pda wo wakai me galat hai maine tumhare naam ki paribhasha di thi sayad ab mujhe ab wo paribhasha badalne pdegi

      aap sabhi ko jeeva ka namaskaar

      admin g aap kaise ho aapke 7 kuch family problam thi na

  5. priyanka says:

    ravi2 aaj ke jamane me koi bhi sati savitri nahi hai….balki aaj agar sati savatri hoti to vo bhi admin ke is pyare site par enjoy kar rahi hoti…..hihihihi….ravi2 tum bhi dabang hi nikle…..lekin mai bhi fulandevi se kam nahi hu…..(mere is baat ka koi bhi ulta matlab nikalna)

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka Yaar Ismein esa majak kaha hai jo tumhe chubhe, Hadd hoti hai yaar.. log tumhe pata nahi kya kya likh dete hai aur maine to chota sa majak kiya hai
      And remember mera majak tumhare us majak ya gusse se jyada bada nahi hai.. But if you still feel to main aage se comment nahi karunga.

  6. priyanka says:

    are nahi admin esi baat nahi hai….mai bhi to mazak kar rahi thi…..and tum kyu bura maan rahe ho yaar…..tum apna kaam karte raho hum apna kaam karte rahe…..yani tum joks dalte raho and hum mazak karte rahe….

      1. ravi says:

        abey admin kis kaam me lag gaya tu

        tu bhi nahi bach paya chut ke chamtkar se

        yaar priyanka ki id hum logo ko bhi de dena bro akele akele hi nahi, hain, thik hai na, arey thik he na bolta kyon nahi

        punjabi ki khawat to suni hogi

        jeda vand ke khave oh khand(sugar) khave,

        jeda kalla khave oh lund khve.

          1. admin says:

            Kisi sayane ne kaha hai ki Ch00t bhi ek esa vayanjan ya bhojan hai jo kismat wale ko khane ko milta hai
            Par shayad tab use pata nahi tha ki ye tab ki baatein jab vo naseeb nahi hoti thi, ab to har kisi ko mil jati hai :( khud ladkiya aake deti hai
            Kuch dino baad to shayad sale bhi lagni shuru ho jaye Ek bar marega usko meri saheli ki free
            Do baar marne pe next time ek round free…
            aaj hum ladkiyo ko pese dete hai fir ye kaha karengi ki pese lo par kar do

  7. ravi says:

    admin tune saheli wali baat boli he

    to in ladkio ko bolna ki saari apas me sahelia ban jaaye kya pata kaunsi wali tumhe ya site ke kisi dusre ladke ko dene k liye tayyar ho jaye aur tum keh rhe the saari ladkia virgin he .ye tumne observe kia hoga lekin mujhe lagta he ki ye jo jyada syaape karti he na inki virginity ko leke thoda confusen he aur jo comments pe bilkul ract nahi karti boss…tum samjhdaar ho

    1. admin says:

      Yogesh, Bhai tum naam badal ke comment kyu dete ho.. aur Apni comments ko saf suthra karne ki koshish karo. Gande shabad instemal karo beshak par kisi site ke unsers ke liye nahi

    1. admin says:

      Hmm Yogesh Par pata nahi jab tumhare comments padta hun na to bada ajeeb sa feel hota hai means vakiye mujhe usmein kuch jyada hi ganda lagta hai
      Yaar tum log duniya bhar ke topic hai, beshak ladkiyo ko hi discuss karo par ye ch00t lun*d ya inke alava kuch aur kyu nahi karte ho.

  8. priyanka says:

    dabang tumhe malum hai ki savitri kon thi….muje to nahi maalum bas naam suna hai……..and nagesh tum sirf mera naam sunkar dar gaye to fir agar mai tumhare saamne aa jau to tumhari to pant gili ho jayegi……..hehehehe mazak kar rahi thi

  9. priyanka says:

    kyu jeeva savitri tumhari koi ristedar to nahi lagti thi jo tum bhadak rahe ho…….maine unko kuch bura nahi bola tha samje…..agar padna aata hai to mere comment dhyan se pada karo….ab tum koi lecture mat sunane lagna…lekin tum kaha manne vale….bhashan to doge hi…i'm 1000000000000% sure

  10. jeeva says:

    agar tum majak kar rhi ho to thik hai agar tum sach me savitri ko nhi janti to se sochne waliu baat hai aurtumhari paribhasa me se I 4 intelligent hatana pdega tumne meri wo paribhasa padhi ya nhi

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